/afl/

Thursday
Sydney v Western Bulldogs at the SCG at 7:20pm AEST

Friday
Adelaide v St Kilda at AO at 7:20pm ACST

Saturday
Hawthorn v Gold Coast at MCG at 1:45pm AEST
Brisbane v Fremantle at the Gabba at 4:35pm AEST
Essendon v Port Adelaide at ES at 7:25pm AEST

Sunday
Carlton v GWS at ES at 3:20pm AEST
Melbourne v Collingwood at MCG at 3:20pm AEST

don't even know what an afl is desu

What do we do about the straight white male problem the afl has?

based straffo

diversity quotas

What sports are the last 2?

What's a sea lion?

HEAVE HO UNNA

who /dabloos/ here?

>gold coast already facing hawthorn again

>can't tip sports
>can't find an excuse
>will never have a life of any valuable use

NFL and 'reds' are probably Liverpool (EPL).

As for sea-lioning:

>Sea-Lioning is an Internet slang term referring to intrusive attempts at engaging an unwilling debate opponent by feigning civility and incessantly requesting evidence to back up their claims. The term was coined in September 2014 by anti-GamerGate Internet users to mock perceived online discussion tactics employed by GamerGate supporters.

>doesn't use commas
>no mention of his true passion, stuffing his face with chicken nuggets

I have to head off so posting the Tip God multi for user early.

LEG 1: This game has filth written all over it. The past 4 encounters between these two teams have been rigged so I don't trust betting on either team. Both teams under 15.5 is shitty but it's the best I can do.

LEG 2: Think the Saints are good enough to drop 40+ in the second half against this Adelaide defense.

LEG 3: Gold Coast are good enough to do the double on Hawthorn but I'm not confident they'll play the MCG well enough. Extra points may come in handy.

LEG 4: Brisbane are objectively the worst team in the comp, But they'll win this one.

LEG 5: Another game with a high potential to be rigged. Essendon will be gifted a lot of opportunities on goal and I think they'll shit the bed more often than Port.

LEG 6: This one is tricky, but I'll back Carlton in to not get blown out.

LEG 7: Melbourne have failed to beat the spread in every game they've played at the MCG. Pretty confident this will change on Monday.

Agency: Crownbet
STAKE: 0.3/10

Fuck Thursday football and fuck wogball.

Da burrs is NFL and Reds are Queensland Reds in Rugby Union

...

Your can't spell Adolf without afl

was hoping Straff would be an ACAB edgelord so we could go bash the fash together.

Elite wogball on ELITE watch
Wogname POOster on POOicide watch

Lord I hope the soccerpoos get allu ackbarred tonight. It insults the prophet to have wogball on Adelaide Oval.

Games airing in NA so burgers and leaf faggots can join in on the shitposting

ROUND 12
Thursday, June 8
Sydney Swans vs. Western Bulldogs Fox Soccer Plus HD 5:00 am ET

Friday, June 9
Hawthorn vs. Gold Coast SUNS Fox Sports 2 11:30 pm ET

Saturday, June 10
Brisbane Lions vs. Fremantle Fox Soccer Plus HD 2:30 am ET

Essendon vs. Port Adelaide TSN2 5:00 am ET

Sunday, June 11
Carlton vs. GWS GIANTS Fox Soccer Plus HD 1am ET

Monday, June 12
Melbourne vs. Collingwood Replay TSN2 2:00 pm ET

PLEASE

>thursday night games
>2 irrelevant clubs
epic

>then SUNS playing on a Friday night

kek

faggot

I know it's not right to take on RealityGOD in tips but this is my take of this round, Saints is the madman bet but Adelaide just can't keep getting away with it

>Grand final rematch
>No one is there

We're going to get our shit pushed in m8, but I appreciate the thought

Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

>Thursday night footy
>grand final rematch
>swans finding form while dogs are shaky

>stadium half empty

THE ABSOLUTE STATE of shitney

*runs off the mark*

This "natural arc" thing shits me to tears. Bloke has a bigger arc than fucking Noah.

>score review

Need Chelsea at that end. That is horrendous goal umpiring to not see that.

FRANKLIN A SHIT

>MUH BONT
Nice 3 disposals that qtr

>Biff starting
>ad break
>fucking drag queen bullshit

Make me wanna slit my wrists desu

>sweet caroline

For what purpose?

For caro wilson

it's a meme song like 'Horses' that is played to excite normies

>you will never stick Caro with your Arrow

Feels good man

imagine if someone killed her in a home invasion and laid a pies jersey over her just for keks

Biffo!

iggs re-signed Pridgod for another year

I love the bloke and he has been a great servant of >our franchise, but fuckin hell, his time is surely up now. Been a liability for most of this year. Hope that new deal involves skipping a few games next year to take on assistant coach role at east perth.

iggles boardroom and football department are fuckin deluded at the state of >our list.

>midfield has huge issues with pace
>sign your biggest plodder who can't even win his own ball without Nicnat tapping it down his throat
I feel sorry for Simmo tbqh

Imagine if someone drowned her.

this
our courts are far too lenient

desu simmo is part of that football department, and he has the option to make a ballsy statement and drop an underperforming senior player like Pridgod or Darling, but for whatever reason, hasn't done so and >we're copping it.

imagine if you actually sacked your shitty coach, Eddie

>2.7
get the rope

>either team in charge of directing the ball through the large central posts via foot in order to accumulate half a dozen points

You have 5 seconds to name a more disappointing player in the last 5 years than Sam Reid

Kurt Tippett post-Adelaide

this game is white hot garbage

Kurt Tippett. Daniel Wells. Travis Cloke. Dale Thomas.

HAHAHA

Bontempelli

>boosting your (you)s by samefagging

truthbomb

>replying to yourself
>with your trip still on
pathetic

Saint Kentucky is a terrible poster but it was obvious that he was laughing at the fact that a few seconds after his post, Reid took a mark and missed from directly in front.

good to see you turned your trip off this time

Matt detected

Took the words out of my mouth. It happened LITERALLY straight after I made that post.

Something looks wrong about Tom Papley. Something about his proportions, I think.

>continues to samefag

>took the words out of my mouth

Must have been while he was kissing you.

Jarryd Blair for Collingwood is/was like that as well. Looked like his legs were six inches too short.

So funny how these 2 teams match up without Gil's special GF umpys

>when you realise this entire thread is Saint Kentucky posting on multiple devices.

t. Royalty Christ

Based Russell Gilbert

Dogs are shit

>leafposting

anyone here estranged from any of their immediate family members?

hawks lads

>tipped the cuckdogs
>majority of work tippers tipped cuckney
fucking HELL

Same m8, head's gone

forgot to even put my tip in for this match lads

was busy putting my tip in RC's russian princess.

Didn't think there would be a game on tonight. I mean, who would schedule a mid week match to go head-to-head with an international world cup match.

Good to see the dogs are being exposed though.

T O Y O T A

G I R L

>not even beating the terrorists

Jane Bunn > Ford Girl > AAMI > Toyota Girl

>no trivago girl
max pleb.

umm the melbourne team is losing as far as I can see

just noticed my tipping is going surprisingly well this season

>Not even being in the top 1%
Pleb.

lmao thank you based rounding

>Sydney only one game outside the 8
They're going to make it.

Jack Darling

t. iggle

Tyrone Vickery. Jaeger O'Mera.

>come back and see score
Looks like Gil has let the Swans off the hook tonight to give them their revenge. Very sorry if you took the multi user.

>western bullshit

fuck this wet cardboard, premiership stealing "team".

it's always in gil's best interest to see sydney winning to prove that AFL is strong in sydney

This is exactly what would have happened if last year's Grand Final wasn't rigged.

>Bet Swans last year finals
>Bet Bulldogs today
It's like they don't want >us to win

>le meme hair man

>Bont
fucking useless

Basedbane tbqh lads.