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Liking cats is a mental illness.

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OP is a Faggot doesn't like Pussy

Faggot

Ur on the wrong website

Your normie memes don't mask the truth. Only depressed fat girls and virgins like cats.

I lived with (roommates) 16 cats once. Down to 4 cats and 8 dogs.
Can confirm, cats are fucking worthless and have very little cognition. They have little to no use at all.

yall need to gtfo becouse here we worship cats

That is a statement that requires institutionalization.

Please get your self checked out.

Congratulations, you're not autistic. You are, however, an asshole and cum guzzling faggot.

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Not on this thread. Read OP post again, retard. Also, dont give me that "Sup Forums is pro cat bullshit". Ive fucked around this site longer than you, guy. Fuck cats.

So it's black?

There is an 8 month old kitten sleeping on my desk right now He is awesome.

>is mentally ill
>"i'm sane, you're all ill"
jej
fuckin dogs
too stupid to shit without supervision, loud, dirty
also, some countries have dog tax, none have cat tax. why? because all that shit in parks

they are cute you son of a bitch

fuckin dogs
all need to be thrown over a dam

I have two and there over privaliged assholes.
>walk in from work
>they give me, the fuck you think you're doing here look
>fuck cats

Thats okay. Keep your kitties, clapsing your closed fist over a fidget spinner while under your weighted blakent. Nobody's out to get you.

while my cat won't suck I can get him to lick it

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dogs are for dumb sad people prove me wrong

Dog can be trained to:
>detect bombs
>detect drugs
>detect CANCER
>apprehend criminals
>defend homes and bases
>assist the blind
>warn owners and bystanders of seizure activity

Cats can be trained to:
>shit in a box

Yeah cats are fuckin great m8

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In my experience, cats are dirtier. On the surface, they are clean, but fuck does their shit and piss smell. Tom cats running stray? Been in tons of cars where they spray piss on widshields and the smell of cat piss fills the car when you turn on A/C.

I agree fuck cats

Stereotypically the other way around.

Dogs>cats also check em

you fucked it

that's not true user
it's not a mental illness
it's actually parasitical worms that grow in their poop and infect the brain.
no, I'm not making that up

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that's because dogs are stupid inbred fuckers that have no own life and are not smart
cats can sustain an own life

also, cats smell death, cancer, diabeetus and too can be used as assitance animal, just like ferrets, pigs, birds
they're just unusual because dog meat is cheaper
sometimes the better solution is just the cheaper, hence dogs

I guess im a retard then because I love pussy

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The cost of training is so much more expensive than the animal itself, retard. Cat's are even cheaper. Ask any shelter. The kill rate for them is ususally far higher. Dogs are far smarter. Faster training. Cheaper.

that's mainly because of the food.
proper diet makes cat shit unaromatic
the piss is smelly, but dog piss is too but dogs are too stupid to piss on a car
same goes for dog shit: you don't smell it because it lies in your neighbors garden.
dog shit is wet and smells like yours: intense.
cat shit is dry and does not smell if cat is healthy.

you don't mean toxoplasmosis?

>they're just unusual because dog meat is cheaper
Yeah, I'm sure that's why they aren't training fucking ferrets and birds as police animals. It couldn't have anything to do with them being the best animal for the job based on a perfect blend of behavioral and biological traits.
If only the cost of ferrets would go down so we could use droves of them to stop armed gunmen and defend our homes.

die from ebola punk !

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thinking liking cats is a mental illness might be a a part of your mental illness, OP.

as assistant animals, asshat
of course policemen need dogs and guns, how else could they kill someone just reaching for his wallet?

this
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>Cat
Tolerable
>Multiple cats
Fucked in the head

He said not up for discussion wtf are you all doing aahhhhhhhh

If you loved a girl who
>never did shit
>slept 18 hours a day
>barely gave a fuck about you
>only associated with you when she wanted attention or care-taking
>had unpredictable mood swings
You'd be co-dependent, and predisposed to catering to worthless narcissists. Applying the same unconditional love to a cat makes you guilty of the same mindset. Meaning you're mentally ill.

Cats are alright. Faggots who owns them and won't stop telling people about them should gargle acid

just like with dogs
one real dog is ok, one rat or more than one dog is retarded
and a german shep is not a dog, neither is a terrier, pug and hundreds of other breeds
a retriever, a sheepdog, husky, yes, that are dogs.
still silly to have more than one

he's just trolling

that cat dude is overrated anyway

Alright, so let's ignore everything I listed that cats can't do then and just focus on assistant animals.
If they cost so much more to train, could it be because they're fucking retarded? Do you think the sole reason you don't spot "seeing-eye cats" or "seizure prevention cats" is really /just/ based on cost, or is it because they naturally fucking suck at it?

i know several people that have monkeys and ferrets as assistant animals, also one pony as blind horse, very funny 'cause it's dog sized and lets people double take
as half bipeds monkeys and ferrets can do things dogs can't.
size is a problem, though, and that may be another reason for using dogs.

dogs need to do anything with their mouth, everything they bring is wet.
some people are allergic.

cats are usually more used as sensor animals, for cancer, diabetes and some other smellable things.

>Did you mean "What is Toxiplasmosis?"

Post a picture, dubslord.

I'm more of a dog guy myself, but animals in general are awesome, faggot.

So that just reinforces the point that dogs are the clear choice in nearly every situation. And if cats are only used as sensor animals in situations that rely on their sense of smell, dogs are biologically much better at that.
I won't argue that monkeys as assistant animals are probably incredible, but the thread after all is about cats sucking. and through all the cool shit you highlighted as far as other animals abilities, it again just supplemented that
>cats suck

leddit: the post

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yeah go fuck your dog you inbred fucker
cats are superior

Cats are pretty shifty animals. I'll take my dogger any day any time

more liek leddit the thread

Cats are for lonely women and soyboy faggots.

Dogs are pets for real successful men and women that don't suffer from mental illness.

8 dogs? How the fuck do you manage 8 dogs in a house?

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op is a faggot

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Thank you.

Grown men with cats, how embarassing.

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OP is a FAGGOT

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I like both.

I'm allergic to dogs though, so I only have a cat. It was being mistreated by the neighbors so I basically stole it.

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Based.

good guy user

starting kingsman soon.
just need 8 people

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Nice trips nigga.

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Can confirm. Roommate has two cats. I usually keep to myself in the apartment and stay in my room if I can. These little fuckers do not respect my space at all and have no training. I want them out of my room because I'm mildly allergic, also just don't care for them. I will try to shoo them out of the door and they completely ignore it. Try to shoo them away with my feet and they'll walk around. They've shit outside my bedroom door (roommate never told me, but I saw the stains that are still there 5 months later), they constantly get on the kitchen table which is not ok to me, and most recently they dragged a loaf of bread that I had on top of the fridge onto the floor and tore a hole in it and started eating. Roommate came back from work and didn't even pick it up. It's the second time it has happened and last time she just threw it away without telling me.

I fucking hate people who don't at least bop their animals on the nose for being faggots. You can't talk to them, they're fucking animals you stupid pieces of shit.

I plan to smack them around with the bread loaf.

not liking any animal is a mental illness

the disturbing part is that everybody will literally believe that you are trolling. But you are absolutely right. It was proven three years ago that they have a parasite in their feces that causes serious mental illnesses in humans. And people keep their litter boxes inside.

Even before this fact was proven, it was so obvious to me that something was wrong with cats and Cat lovers. Even people who like cats constantly admit that cats are assholes. Science has also proven that dogs have oxytocin in their brains and love unconditionally. From a logical standpoint, dogs are superior in all ways. The things they are capable I'm doing is incredible.

The amount of love they can show is incredible. You'll never see a cat completely lose its mind with happiness to see their owner come home. And I hear the same arguments from them over the years. They either claim that dogs are stupid, only care about food, or that we use them as slaves.

it's fine if you like something unusual but I've always found it very unsettling that cats are more popular than dogs by a slight percent. Fortunately, it's mostly women that like cats and women aren't just mental, they're hormonally insane. If you don't agree that dogs are better, you're just wrong and there's nothing else to it.

>tehehehe care such cunts, love em
>????

(pasta # 8675309: use when exposing the unoriginal biersack meme-forcer)
~~~
TLDR: 98% of all these andy forced-"memes" come from ONE SAD DEGENERATE.
~~~
This is what happens when oldfags believe their own hype.
In early 2015, this sad fag fell in love with a singer from some lame group.
But like most autists, he tried to express it "ironically" (e.g., hate = love)
His love for Andy turned into SCATLOVE, but
but
He knew this was SICK FUCKERY, so to get around this,
he created images that seem to do the opposite: make fun of shit.
But make no mistake, this oldfag LOVES EATING FECES
~~~how do we know?
he goes out of his way to use FECES IN IMAGES.
he does CTRL+F on all words containing L*G
(and it PISSES HIM OFF TO NO END that I won't use his words)
(PISSES HIM OFF TO NO END)
~~~why?
simple: he's MENTALLY ILL and a SICK FUCK but IN DENIAL
~~~just one guy?
one guy makes 98% of the images. he spends thousands of hours,
making images, and posting on Sup Forums,
jacking off to the results (rustled newfags)
a few newfags follow his lead (hoping to get in on the next 'dank mememe')
but they move on when they learn how pathetic he is
~~~WHAT IS HIS WEAKNESS?
~~~WHAT IS HIS WEAKNESS?
ANALYSIS. ANALYSIS. ANALYSIS.
ANALYSIS. ANALYSIS. ANALYSIS.
he hates being analyzed and will use his skills to change the discussion
he'll create alternate stories to confuse newfags
(like his BS about some 'alternate artistic movement' tripe, kek)
but when anons question his mental state, he gets mad and LEAVES Sup Forums
(but he's crazy and will come back in an hour or so)
but ANALYSIS.... CAREFUL ANALYSIS WORKS
ALSO, IGNORING HIS TERMS MAKES HIM ANGRIER ;)
what doesn't work is getting mad.
getting mad at his degeneracy is precisely what gets him hard
he loves when you use his language or reuse his 'forced memes'
~~~why isn't he banned?
because controversy = moniez for Sup Forums
~~~the more you know~~~

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File name. Republicans aren't even trying anymore with their shills. Guns are for Savage rednecks

I don't trust anyone who says they hate dogs (or animals in general)

Cats are useful to keep rodents away. If you do not have a rodent problem, you do not need a cat.

I would argue that if you are lonely but dont have the time to commit to a real pet, like a dog, you can get a cat, but a better solution would be to stop being a pussy.

>fuck a girl
>her male dog whimpers outside
>wont stop
>she lets him "he wont shut up otherwise"
>male dog is clearly suspicious about me
>tries to block me from doing sex with her
>Not so gently I push the fucker down from the bed
>flip her over for doggy style
>stop for a second before entering her
>make eye contact with dog as I enter her
>proceed to fuck her good and get eye contact with the dog
he went from white knight "dont touch her or you´ll make it worse" to "Please stop" to "sorry master"
bitch dogs
a cat would atleast rip my balls off if I tried anything

yeah but dogs are fucking disgusting and they smell

GIBBIE BIBBUUS

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Good boys ftw

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owning a cat is like owning a drunk asshole
they knock shit down
they puke everywhere
half the time you end up with scratches trying to pick them up
and they literally do not care about you
if you think they do, you are lying to yourself in order to remain in the delusion that someone loves you
their entire species is propagated by hatred and rape

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Toptier argument, bro

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Pls enjoy

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nah man, my cat can defend my house better than my german shepherd, it constantly beats the shit out of my full grown german shepherd, so either I have a really badass cat or a fuckin awful dog.

>most cats carry toxoplasmosis.
>toxoplasmosis alters behavior in its victims, including humans.
>most leftists, commies, etc are cat owners.
>most conservatives, natsoc, etc are dog owners.
>coincidence?

Dumbest post I've read all day.

No they don't. They can only lick, and their tongues are pretty harsh, it doesn't feel very well.

Posting on Sup Forums is a mental illness bud

not liking cats is like a faggot without an asshole.
>want to get fucked but giving no access

>Liking cats is a mental illness.
yes it is
it is transmitted by a fungus in cat shit whose spores grow in the brain

>He is the author...

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Agreed

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Cats:
>have deep roots in human society
>kills mice and rats
>not annoying
>can shit in a box
>smart enough to survive in the wild

Dogs:
>pisses on your carpet
>eats shit
>entirely dependant on humans