Wiping while sitting or standing. Sup Forums Shittiquette

So evidently there are people who wipe their assholes while standing up.

We need to identify these groups of people by nationality
race
economic status

I am absolutely certain only a shitskin would wipe their asshole while standing

This is important and we must get to the bottom of it.

Fuck off little boy

Someone should call the Pew Research Center about this important topic.

Nice reddit thread

Have an upvote

>sliding your arm across the toilet seat just to reach your crack, because you're too lazy to stand up

>not nigger behavior

standing up and only get maybe half the shit clinging to your ass


thats true shit skin behavior

If you have ever seen a woman's bathroom, apparently they wipe their ass with the toilet seat.

i think of it as an sophisticated (like i am) anthropological study

poopoopeepee all around le world xD

>not just never pooping and converting all food into pure energy

Ive never been asleep ever

>standing up
>letting poop smear like a butterfly painting

>tfw wipe sitting down but do my final checks standing up

I wipe while saging this thread t.b.h

I wonder how pajeet would answer this conundrum.

>wiping with paper and not reusable hand.

disgusting westerners.

>standing up to wipe = standing at attention with cheeks clenched

nigger do you even know the half squat?

This is literally the only correct answer.

Never fails

>People don't half squat and wipe

What the fuck? You can wipe your ass cleaner than clean by doing this. Fucking shit boxer sitters..

I wake up, shave, shit and shower.

I then come home and shit and shower.

You people are fucking disgusting if you dont shower after every poop.

This man speaks truth

This is best practice.

This.

And the walls.

why in the fuck would you shove your hand into the toilet to get an inaccurate wipe?
you're just filthy
race - ango master race
economic status - upper middle class
nationality - all american true american

How about those people who only have 1 ply toilet paper in their house? I always use about 8 times as much as I normally would have. You have a 60" flat screen tv but you can't stock anything nicer than 1 ply toilet paper?

Patrician as fuck.

That's nothing.

There are men who sit when they piss.

We call them Germans.

I always buy the comfiest.

I sit when i pee on my house some times, i usually turn it into a 5 minute internet browse session on my phone, pretty comfy.

It's physically more difficult to wipe one's anus while standing because your buttocks naturally close making access to the sphincter non trivial

By remaining seated and clamly leaning forward the protagonist is afforded free access to the dirty derriere

Thank you Mexico for reminding everyone you're America's Greece.

I think we can all agree that twisting the toilet paper into a cone, shoving it up your ass and drilling out the poopoo is the best method.

What good is dry wiping if your leaving shit in the pipe?

why do so many people fail to understand that standing does not mean their legs are locked at 180 degrees vertical?

I was poor once and I figured I could skimp by buying 1ply.
I was a fucking idiot.
Your ass is worth any price, people.

Personally do a bit of a squat.

you have better reach to all the poop residue. its simply more effective way of cleaning yourslef. clean people are better people, because we dont smell like hindus.
therefore poo in loo and wipe while standing.

t. ashkenazi jew.