ITT: Post your secrets

ITT: Post your secrets.

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I still jerk off manually.

I want to be stalked and taken.

Meh. It's all normie shit. No thanks

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I can't stop falling in love.
Happened with my first girlfriend, while I was with her I fell in love with another girl, left my gf for this other girl, then fell in love with a third, left my by then wife for the third girl, now I'm talking to both my exes and I'm falling in love with both of them again. Also got serious crushes on two of my female friends, one of which is the sister of my ex. I miss her too.

I can't stay faithful. It's impossible. But I feel awful leaving my current wife (yeah, married again) for anyone else cos I know how it will go, I'll fall in love, get bored and fall in love with someone else...

I've hurt so many people in this quest for that excitement of falling in love and seducing the girl... I don't want to hurt others anymore. I don't know whats wrong with me.

>I can't stop falling in love

story of my life. I can fall in love so fast it's insane.

end result: I've been a serial cheater and usually have at least 2-3 emotionally intense, loving relationships going on at once.

I try not to hurt people, but its inevitable. not a great way to live.

tf

Same. Best thing you can do is get into a polyamorous relationship with whoever you love the most and be honest.

When I was 7 I was molested by an older man. But I really enjoyed the attention. I don't remember how it started, but I do remember he would stroke me and suck me. I would return the favor. I loved to just jerk him off till he came all over. Then one day he introduced me to anal play. I couldn't do much, but I would try to fuck him in the ass. He would lube up his dick and just rub it between my ass cheeks. No penetration. I will always remember lying naked there with him watching porn.

I hear you, man. I've been trying really hard with my current wife, been doing great these past three years, but when both my exes started talking to me again I don't know why I couldn't just block them or smth, I started chatting to them, and now I'm actually contemplating going to my exes place to drink and "catch up". I find myself looking at their pics and seeing dreams of them and shit.

And I'm perfectly aware that I'll do it all over again when some new chick comes around and I get to chatting again...

How can people be decent? Why is it so hard?

I'm bisexual but have a crush on a straight guy.

I'm a 40 year old man who's married but my lust for cock drives me to want to have a side sissy who's just of age to play with

Sometimes I wish I'd fall and hit my head and become a worry-free veggie. Maybe have my ex come see me for ultimate guilt and my parents for putting unreachable goals for me.

I'd love to meet a girl who was okay with it, but so far no luck.

I think the issue is it's not just about fucking other people, it is about love. the person I'm with has to be okay with me having a deep emotional connection with other girls - as strong as the one with them.

Surprisingly few girls are okay with that.

yeah, I managed it for 3-4 years in my early 20's. Haven't done so since after I failed there.

I don't know what's wrong with me. I don't know why I cant just tell myself no, that I can only be with one girl and can ignore what I feel for others. I dont know if everybody is like this and I'm just have shitty impulse control.

Either way, current plan is to keep this up until I'm too old and unattractive to make it work, then die alone.

Id give anything for someone to pretend to love me. Im so unstable i really dont think anyone would love me.

how unstable? you'd be surprised how fucked up somebody has to be before they're unable to find love.

Same here

I once suck my dick in a horse

i'm gay

My wife caught me cheating and wanted to leave me but I just got her drunk and high and set up gangbangs for her to try and even it out. Didn't really seem to work tho

happened to me, its tough

I'm 42. I'm fucking my 17 year old babysitter. Legal, but shameful...

Forcedmy best friends little sister to grind me when i was probably 14 and she was 10 or 11. She was really agaisnt it at first, but eventually she started getting a feel for it.
Never happened again.

>pic related
>shes 23 now

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I found I collect all the habits people love about someone whether is physical or just the way someone acts. Still a depressed bitch tho and only changes my outward appearance

>Hmm...He was behind of it...

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i am an half-exibitionist i really like whipe out my dick in places full of people, i even have a list of where i whipe it out.
other: when i go to my cousin house i smell my cousin panties, sometimes i even attempted to steal them

I think I love someone who isn't my partner. I would never cheat on my partner physically, but emotionally it's so hard not to have feelings for this other person. We just vibe so well and they're so interesting to talk to. We still haven't met in person after years and years of being friends. I sort of want to, but I don't trust them to not try anything. Plus I feel that it will be really hard on me, knowing I love them but can't be with them.
I dont want to love them. It's not fair. Like someone else said, why can't I just be a decent person? Is it normal to deeply love more than one person?

The crush I am trying to avoid gave me her number.

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i have a lot of break downs and night terrors when i try to sleep. I get really paranoid and its easy for me to freak out over literally anything it gets really bad sometimes. I guess it could be worse but not many people want to deal with that.

So you're still together? How come she didn't leave you immediately? I'm pretty sure my wife would walk out the door the moment she saw what I've been talking with my exes. Even more so if she actually caught me cheating...

I think theres a certain type of person who just has really bad impulse control...

I meet guys off /soc/ and have them fuck me raw, I'm male btw

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Sucks for you

Nothing wrong with that, as long as everyones clean.

Where you at babe?

>Surprisingly few
yeah it's not that surprising

I just avoid falling asleep and stay up till I pass out. I find it to help but I'm probably killing myself by getting 3 hrs of sleep every day for the past week.

sounds like most people I've dated tbh. If you're self aware about it enough to know when the paranoia is unreasonable to try and rein it in, that's something a person can live with.

If you have out of control bursts where you don't realise you're being paranoid so the other person just has to deal with a raving lunatic? that's harder.

I try that but my mind gets all weird and dark when i start getting a little tired

Most the time im aware but sometimes i still just freak out really bad.

> think theres a certain type of person who just has really bad impulse control...

yeah, but I have no impulse control issues anywhere else. never any money issues, always sensible with it. drink in moderation, never had a thing for drugs. It's really just love for me. it's intoxicating.

>Is it normal to deeply love more than one person?
I don't know if it's normal but we've got three people on this thread with the problem, so I'd say its not rare.

I always say I don't get into relationships because my line of work involves danger and long times away from home. And that I wouldn't want to put someone through having to deal with that. I say it doesn't bother me, but... I feel so fucking alone all the time.

>the only sissy at the smash bros tournament
>all the boys decide to sleep over

I sit in the balcony at church where nobody can see and lurk Sup Forums

I go 7 days without shitting

Back in 2012-13 I was the faggot photoshopping and dumping the "Say No to Alien Brainbeams" images all over Sup Forums.

I suck my brothers cock while he is asleep

That's horrible, user. You sound deeply unhealthy.

Wife has me locked in chastity and I love it.

It's ok, bro, I'm actually awake during it, I've just never wanted to stop you.

I am, and i almost eat nothing

Femanon or faggot? Those are the options for eating disorders.
Either way, I will accept pics of your genitals.

I like little girls.
I think I am an ephebophile and not a paedophile, but I would anyway not touch any girl under the consent age - even if the lust is there.

Femanon, i dont think you want cp. Im 16

Hey bud, as long as you know not to act on it and you're confident you never will. Good job. You might not be able to control the desires, but you're a great dude for not being a piece of shit who's unable to control urges.

>i dont think you want cp
first time on Sup Forums?

Third

Get the fuck out of here you underage whore. This shit here fucks kids up because you don't learn to be a normal fucking person.

Ugh. I was going to be supportive, but now I'm just annoyed.

No

Best to castrate yourself, just in case, man.

this
disappointing in every single way

Hey, that's not the response I was looking for. You mind at least letting me think I did something good for once?

What line of work you in

Alright, im sorry. I'll be right off the computer mom

Action movie hacker.

Well, yesterday I have my first kiss but it was with a 13 young girl :^)
>Coming Pedo Greentext

I got dumped at a chipotle almost a year ago. It still hurts.

I kick doors and shoot people. Well, that's what I'm trained to do; haven't done it yet.

Thanks sweetheart, bring the dishes out of your room please.

Yes, having been to a Chipotle is a mistake that you might regret for the rest of your life, user. Nothing can ever fully scrub out that shame.

I came to the uncomfortable realization I can manipulate effortlessly. Like all I have to do is think it and will it then it happens.
I don't like doing so therefore I resist it and try to be a good person.

Ahah, no, I like to fap and I am in love with a 22 yo girl, so I can utterly control it.

Ew. Why do you have dishes in your room? You motherfuckers is disgusting.

>Never happened at all.

I've come to the realization you should be medicated.

Don't take the risk, friend. Self sterilization is the most ethical course.

No you can't. People do it because of a perceived social obligation. You're actually a transparently selfish bitch.

No, i dont want to

ive kissed two people that werent my long time mono partner complete secret I still am talking to the one almost everyday and will see them next week. fuck me

The fuck did doors ever do to you, faggot? Stop treading on the hinges of the proletariat.

Dude, fuck off or I'll fuck your little sister.

snip snip

>mono partner
Jebus, what a faggot turn of phrase. You smek your omi-palone wif them pots?

Tough luck, motherfucker, I'm an old faggot with gray hair, so my sister is outside of your zone of interest

I have a tiny dick. Its like 1 inch long when erect. I get off on being degraded. I want to be raped anally and forced to eat pussy.

Is it rape if you want it?

He should be medicated for being able to manipulate people who are obviously not very smart?

Maybe you should be medicated to fix your stupidity.

I was raped and never told anyone because the rapist had a little sister and I didn’t want her to lose her brother to prison or lose the image of him as a good person. Sometimes I feel like I deserved it anyway

>smek
eryday mf

I’m a kleptomaniac

Pics? I like small cocks

sometimes I use bing for the related searches in images for porn and see how weird it can get. I would use google but it doesn't have the related searches. the weirdest I got to was from the search women and I kept clicking until I got to people having sex in fursuits.

Ay this checks out.

you did deserve it.

you probably deserve for it to happen again.

I envy you.

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I've seen that shit before lmao

That's fucked up. I work with kids who have family in the prison system, and, honestly, they are usually pretty on board with the fact that their family deserved it. Kids are super into fairness and just reciprocity.
You should sell his dumb ass out if it's still in the statute of limitations.

THAT'S the weirdest you got? We need more gore threads. Jebus fuck kid, go to one of the underage boards.

Anyone who actually takes a moment to have an ounce of self-control, let alone self-mastery can do exactly as I stated.

Why the fuck would I need to be medicated? Being aware of something such as that allows you to control it.

hiv