ITT: Stealth jizzing

ITT: Stealth jizzing

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>stealth

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Im calling bullshit, these are staged

>I have no idea how I got caught man, shit sucks they made me register as a sex offender.

People fucking kill me lol

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bump.

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This is ten times funnier than it is arousing. Holy shit

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>stealth

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checked

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forsenpls

If I were her boyfriend, I'd probably beat that guy's ass so hard, I'd end it all with me hitting him in the nuts 10 consecutive times with all my force.

I'd probably leave satisfied if I'd see his balls just swell up hardcore and his penis pissing blood uncontrollably.

I swear! I find a new fetish on Sup Forums at least once a week.
Thank you, but fuck you sir.

This is why muslims started a religion

(you)

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ITT: Sup Forumsros get arrested for indecent exposure and sexual assault

Holy Quads

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lol what stealth

At least stage a drink by the edge of the desk for fucks' sake

Anytime you dirty little slut

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>quads of truth

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nice.

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nice

how?

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a man betrayed by his own cummies

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every day we stray further from god

how the fuck do people cumshot like this...mine just dribbles out

more

Le LOL XD

All the ones I got, other than this filthy fucking one.

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must be the adrenaline.
i can shoot whenever im really into it.

What. The. Fuck.

If caught & convicted, would these creeps have received serious time?

All men are kings

is it even a crime?

bodily fluids on a victim sounds like assault.

His desperate attempt to stop shooting makes me laugh every time.
I just imagine him going "No, no, oh fuck, no."

underage fag detected

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same, cumming to "real grils" fucking nothing
cumming to traps, huge fucking buckets of cummies

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Idk. Would be surprised if it wasnt a serious crime.

Spitting on someone is assault.

my, nigga.

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Ahmed looks about ready to stone her

Yes, she could make the case of sexual assault and there is video proof of crime.

gross af

cant believe u fucking asked that user
concerned what other shit u might do unawares

If this is a trap then fuck my ass call me a faggot

I guess so, I mean I have shot a few times when I was super horny and hadnt fapped in a few days


>traps
Well...I mean...

It happened once in the country I live in.
the dude didn't even go to jail

Honestly you just need to be able turned on enough to sustain a boner without touching your dick, then when you blow, it's massive

Yes, it's sexual assault.

Not to mention other things like indecent exposure and any other general "disturbing the peace" kind of things you can slap on someone.

kek

Can I do that anyway, cutie?

sustain a boner without touching my dick. So like a handsfree orgasm will make me shoot far?

ah ty for info

virgin alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>offbyone.jpg
and in a thread so full of win, too...

no, if you're horny enough you'll just be hard as fuck and can't help it. that's when you jerk off and blow a huge load. jerking off for the sake of feeling good is always dribbles

Stop fapping, retard

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I'm the opposite, why the fuck do you just dribble out? I usually blast a couple feet out the gate.

also if you've been jacking it or fucking for a long ass time and you feel blue balls coming, same thing

shit I have all of this except I have broad shoulders and a massive cock what does this mean?

The best thing ever. Good thread.

bro we are god!

makes more sense. Good to know...guess i need to find out what makes me the most horny

kek what a load of shit

no idea man...my foreskin is tight as fuck so I cant pull it over my head. But 9/10 times I cant shoot out

Edging helped me shoot a bit more

>Hmm...He was behind of it...

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Is this bait?

yeah, okay. just get crackwhore herpes on your fingers and end up with a public indecency charge.

the best pussy comes from girls that match the addage: "lady in the streets, freak in the sheets."

I jerk off every day and im the opposite of this except i do have small dick and balls. But thats just genetic

more please

A lot of this comes from living a sedentary lifestyle, which just so happens to coincide with people who jack off a LOT.

I guarantee you that if these fatasses worked out and jacked off 10 times a day you would not see the same body type.

You must be one of those bad boys I hear so much about

It's called sharking.

>genetic
What a fucking retard, smh

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If that were true, this is what gay pornstars would look like.

>Autism
Exhibit A

witnessed

hard to find videos of these though, pretty much seen what's out there

Is that foo wearing crocs?

ngl you're right I was just pretending, still i would have laughed if I were him not acted like I was offended or some shit.

>Stealth

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sneaky is that you?
saying cummies, busting to traps. pls be

BRUH

Love these vids....fucking samsung wont let me view webm anymore

Thats the funniest shit ive seen in my entire life

The longer you last, the farther it shoots, and it becomes less thick. In these situations where they are in public and standing up, I imagine it must've taken them a while to get ready to blow.

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How? Having a small dick has nothing to do with intelligence...

if you were her boyfriend you'd be the guy holding the camera and his penis because most of these are staged as fuck

That's a trap, faggot. sHe has a weird looking dick too. Name is Natalie Mars. I would love to bang.

it just keeps going

I really wish there was vidya of what happened to this guy afterwards