I work in a group home full of angry teenagers. Crazy shit happens all the time. Would you like to know more?

I work in a group home full of angry teenagers. Crazy shit happens all the time. Would you like to know more?

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Tards, delinquents, or both?

I have high expectations OP. Don’t let me down.

Some of both. Not really tards, but definitely low IQ. These kids are super fucked up.

Thanks fuckers. What do you want to know?

Nastiest thing you've personally witnessed on the job?

Shoulda started with a good story

Dont disappoint op

Blood spurting from arteries. A sink clogged with shit. Shit on Monopoly money. Every spice in the kitchen mixed with vinegar. Staples under the skin. I can't decide...

Ever been given a handy in exchange for drugs?

Good point. I once knew a kid who like to fuck his ass with his glasses. No explanation at all for that. Stories about the mentally ill are fucked up, and never make sense...

No.

You aren't talking about us, are you ?

This is fucking stupid. We're not playing 20 questions. Tell us a god damn story.

>shit on monopoly money
Godamn monsters. Elaborate.

Any coworkers ever take such a beating that they had to quit?

If I remember correctly, the kid didn't want to do his math homework. So he punched his teacher, shit on the floor, and wiped his ass with the Monopoly money. Then waved it in my face...

Only the sissies... We physically restrain the kids when they get out of control. Three point hold on the floor. Works great. But yeah, some people feel weird about kids trying to attack them.

Hell, id hangout with him.
Whyre in this house?

Doesn't matter...

>wiped his ass with the Monopoly money
That's going too far.

I used to live in a place like that from 12 to 14, anyone want stories?

You ever jerk it with older boys ?

What racial demographic are most of the kids?

No, but some of the girls fucked me for speed

Almost 100% white. Mostly because where we live is like that... Also, almost 100% white trash redneck.

us?

Lame. My program is completely locked down. No shenanigans like that.

Yes.

Yeah, i lived at a Child Services institution in Norway, less strict here i guess.

What about male to female ratio? Or is it all male?

It varies. Sometimes all female, sometimes all male. About 50/50 now.

>still no greenest stories.

YOURE FAILING HERE OP

I had such expectations....

Green text is bullshit. Sorry to disappoint, bro.

YOOO my Sup Forumsois do I have a story for you!

>close friend teaches severely mentally challenged kids
>certified retard wrangler
>teaches kids 3-4
>last year she got some certification that legally allows her to use force against toddler tards when necessary to calm situations
>you already know shit's about to go down
>tells us last week she finally had to use it
>can't fucking wait for this tale to be told
>all teachers with the certification get called in to a room to calm a "special" situation
>they enter into a room completely destroyed
>all kids are on one side of the room while 1 remains on the other
>that 1 kid's name is Ryker
>Ryker is 4, deaf, and heavily autisimed
>Ryker is covered in another kid's feces screaming "I can't hear you" as he takes out his hearing aids

Part 1

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What are the girls like? Are they just as fucked as the males? I'm assuming that the stories of people shitting on the floor and wiping their ass with monopoly money are from the males but thats just an assumption.

I went to one of those. Is it a mens only or mixed male and female? The male and female ones? Well...

Well fuck, how about ANY REAL STORY then, like I give a fuck if it's green

Go on...

>Teachers clear non shit stained kids outside into the hallways
>lock themselves in the room with Ryker to access the situation
>Ryker decides to make the first move
>Ryker sticks his elbows parallel to his shoulders and aims his arms down so that he looks like retarded robot
>He lowers his head and then slowly rises it saying "Ryker's not here, this is Flozoid"
>Robot retard has activated
>Flozoid screams "Fuck you mother fuckers and sprints at the teachers"
>teacher 1 pussies out and gets taken down by Flozoid
>Flozoid used his power "grab Teacher's genitalia and scream 'where's Ryker, he's not here'"

Part 2

I'm typing on a phone btw so I'm goin slow. Sorry bois

Hilarious, continue

The girls are usually more fucked up. More trauma, since they've almost all been raped or otherwise sexually abused. Monopoly money was a boy. Shitting in the sink was a girl.

user who lived at one here, ill do one

>be me 14
>be going through a skinhead phase
>leather jacket very short hair etc.
>nigger who also lives there has room next to mine
>every night at exactly 1 am bang into the wall to wake her up
>spit on her door every time i walk by
>boss lady there catches up on it
>sits me down with nigger to talk out our issues
>spit in her phase and call the boss a 'race traitor'
>multiple other employees burst in and put me on the floor
>i lose it
>they try to escort me to my room
>the guy holding me is behind me with his arm around my chest
>throw my head back and hit him in the chin
>his head hits the wall and knocks him out
>i break a window and jump out of it
>run about half a kilometre to the nearby town
>get some food and relax for a while
>still pretty pissed tho
>gather a few rocks
>go back there
>throw them at every car there and pretty much fuck them up
>another employee runs out and throws me on the ground
>hit my head on a rock and get knocked out
>go to hospital
>guy who got knocked out earlier ended up quitting the job
>i get arrested for assault and vandalism
>ended up going to a kind of mental asylum/jail

And thats the story of how i ruined my own life.

I once knew a 14 year old girl with huge tits who liked to undress and run around rubbing them up against all the male staff. Hard to ignore, but you had to. Made for some weird faps afterward...

I'm not a good story teller, sorry.

My wife works with 1st-3rd grade mild-moderate special ed (not even the severe tards) and yeah, girls are usually the worst. One in her class constantly strips naked and fingers herself. And occasionally shits on the floor.

>other teachers watch as teacher 1 screams in pain and confusion
>other teachers pry Flozoid off as he injures some along the way with bites and scratches
>typical tard tactics
>Flozoid runs to the other side of the room screaming phrases like "Reeeeeeee" and other tard lingo
>teachers grab bean bag chairs and form a baracade like a special needs swat team
>Baltimore: round 2
>Flozoid powers down
>Ryker returns
>Rykers first move is to drop to the ground and play dead
>starts singing "in the arms of the angel"
>tard tactics??
>teacher 2 walks over to check on him without a bean bag chair
>unarmed
>Ryker haymakers teacher 2 in the nose when she gets close enough
>tard tactics!!!
>teachers nose ends up breaking and there blood everywhere
>not unlike the chimpanzee, the mentally handicapped often don't know their physical strength

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This is only part 3 btw

Someone taught her to do that. Girls get so fucked up.

Still an amusing anecdote.
I was in locked psych ward in Florida cuz rehab roommate got rid of me by saying I tried to kill myself, there was a committed girl there who swore she was fuckin Ron Howard, and his son, but at the same time was putting her feet on my crotch and snuck into my room at every chance. Never fucked her tho cuz she was batshit....

Smart, bro. Never stick your dick in crazy.

>be going through a skinhead phase
>leather jacket very short hair etc.

>skinhead phase
>very short hair

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Do the girls often try and tease the staff like this?

Yep. Unfortunately I found a crazy one on the outside who's since had me arrested twice and several preggo scares, typical crazy bullshit. She's like 9/10 Brazilian tho (white skin)

you ever catch soome of em fucking?

I dont know how to explain, like half a cm of hair, didnt want to look bald because itd look stupid

All the time. I've seen so much underage tits and pussy. Sometimes its an attempt to attract you, sometimes an attempt to push you away.

No. They never get the chance, we watch them so closely. Catch them masturbating all the time though.

>teachers 1 and 2 leave the room to deal with the other kids
>they're just weak
>teachers 3-7 need to think quick to calm the situation because...
>Flozoid has returned
>The REEEEEEEEE with the power of a million suns is heard throuought the school/zoo
>Flozoid gallops to teacher 3 while maintaining the REEEE
>teacher 3 counter attacks with bean bag lunge
>Flozoid falls and hits his head
>lots of blood
>Flozoid stands up as he cannot be tamed
>wipes the back of his head and licks the blood off his hand
>myfacewhena4yearoldismorehardcorethanme.dwg
>Flozoid scream and looks around as if he's in a stadium and there are thousands cheering on his attacks
>teachers move in to corner the tardiator
>before Flozoid is successfully corner he powers down
>Ryker falls down to the floor
>"in the arms of an angel" initiated

Part 4

That sounds like the definition of jail bait. Have any staff ever been busted for taking advantage of these girls in the time you've been there? I think anybody with any doubts about their self control should not have that job, thats how people end up in jail or on the sex offender registry.

underrated

im not op but im betting thats probably has happened
nice dubs gg

Sounds like fun! Skid row is like jail but crazier; maximum comfies. LOL

No one. We're all doing what we do for the right reasons. But like I said, I've had some weird, guilty faps

>teacher 3 outsmarts Ryker by approaching him and immediately going for his arms
>Ryker spits in teacher 3's face
>teacher 3 wipes off spit
>Ryker haymakers teacher 3's nose mid wipe
>Tard fucking tactics!
>more blood
>3 teacher down and 4 to go
>Teachers finally figure out a plan.
>They needed to "break his train of thought"
>idk some psychology thing with retards
>not important
>what is important
>Flozoid is back
>Flozoid looks at Teacher 4
>"you're next"
>Flozoid tells the teacher he's going to be the toughest teacher yet to destroy
>tells the teacher he'll need camo to defeat him
>Flozoid drops pants
>Flozoid shits on the floor and begins to stop drop and roll

Part 5

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dis u?

Yes.

>teachers let him do this
>I imagine it was like watching monkies in a zoo
>Teacher 4 grabs a spray bottle and starts spraying Flozoid
>America: "land of the free and home of the teachers who discipline 4 year old short busers like cats"
>Flozoid starts revving his REEEEE starting from a low bass low volume and slowly raising the volume and treble at the same time
>Sprints at teacher 4
>bean bag lunge
>Flozoid grabs on to the bean bag and kicks upwards
>lands a solid nut shot on teacher 4
>Jesus Tard Tactics Christ

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Thats a good mindset, besides the extreme legal risks these girls are obviously extremely damaged so there is a definite moral reason to not damage them further. It's interesting to hear about though. I can't imagine being in an environment where a bunch of teens are constantly teasing and flashing their tits and pussies. I guess you would just get used to it pretty quickly and the initial shock would wear off pretty fast and it just becomes work.

Pretty much. You always want to have a witness. You want to document that you did the right thing, just to be safe.

do u ever have a conversation with the girls? and im guessing the girls are more fucked up because the guy's will just break shit and fight or is it different

Sorry Sup Forumsois I had to go dump but it doesn't look like anyone is reading these and the thread is ded

Lemme know if I should continue

IM WAITING

yes keep going im laughing my ass off

dude, please finish this fucking story

Continue!

He left us on a cliffhanger ;(

Imma wait to see if you're the only nutsack left. If so than I'll just make a new thread since this one is ded and I'd rather share with the world

Jk guess there was more lol I got y'all!

AKA this is made up shit and I didn't know how to finish.

yh i could tell the last one plummeted in quality

>Leather jacket
I thought skinheads wore flight jackets?

Honestly every one only wants to hear about he sexual things the teen girls have done

how often do you get handjobs or blowjobs from group home females

nah ive seen lots of skinheads with leather
i think OP died btw

ever been given a handy in exchange for money for drugs?

tell sex related stories

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>teacher 4 goes down to his knees
>Flozoid sees the opportunity
>screams "now you're on my level"
>purposely aims for the nose and lands the most autisticly precise haymaker you've ever seen
>blood bath continues
>teacher 4 can't join the other teachers outside of the class.
>teacher 4 is unconscious
>Flozoid bends down to the face of teacher 4 and starts giggling/speaking in tard tongues
>teachers 5-7 are useless and worry about Flozoid's feces mixing in with the blood of teacher 4
>should be more afraid that a psychotic, half boy half robot, full autistic, full deaf 4 year old is picking off your troops one by one with the tard tactics version of seal team 6

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so how does one get this job

i live near skid row but never been there. i really wanna try and get a hooker there. also wouldnt mind trying to get some heroin. advice?

>Teachers 5-7 throw lunch time snack chip bags on one side of the room knowing this will attract the beast
>tards big and young can't resist snacks
>Ryker returns to the playing field and begins to crawl on in fours to the snacks leaving a shit trail behind him
>teachers 5-7 return to pick up teacher 4 and bring him into the hallway with the others
>all tards and teacher 1 are crying
>don't know if they're scared but tards always cry
>Ryker is locked in the room munching down on snacks like a caged animal
>other teachers ask 5-7 their plan to stop the beast

trips checked

>finally at long last the tard wranglers devise a plan
>they get a literal sack of potatoes from the cafeteria and pour out all of the potatoes
>you think you know where this is going don't you?
>teachers 5-7 begin praying before re entering the room
>they slowly crack the door
>it's quiet....too quite
>they walked into the room to find one of the other student's Wilkie talkie on the ground
>"Where's Ryker" is heard from the wallow talkie along with other retarded little giggles and tard chuckles
>there only one hiding place to hide in the room
>the closet teachers 5-7 slowly open the door to find noone
>Ryker makes a "special" surprise attack and charges from behind

>tard tactics btw
>FINALLY
>teachers 5-7 manage to do their job and capture the retarded killing machine by using a potato sack
>lets see your country's teachers do that...
>Ryker has found his weakness
>REEEEEEEs begin emitting from the sack
>they didn't plan this far ahead
>take Potato Sack Ryker out into the hallway with other teachers and students
>what do?
>decide that it's best to take him to the principals office
>Tards really care and understand that the principal is the head honcho at school
>Prinicples office is in another building
>most people walk their kids outside on leashes
>teachers 1-3, 5-7, recommend using potato sacks to carry those who have chromosomal issues
>The REEEEEs stop for a minute when as the teachers make their way to the other building
>something is amiss

FACK y'all still lurking or am I just talking to myself?

God tier greentexting, please do continue

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Please continue

im capping this shit Sup Forumsro
keep going

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Thank ya boi, we're almost done ;)