Tfw at the beach catching some rays with a corona and listening to some Sugar Ray

>tfw at the beach catching some rays with a corona and listening to some Sugar Ray

How mad are you wage cuckies?

Is that dog a real street nigga?

Corona is my favorite beer too. I have one in my fridge rn

I'm pretty upset. Are you like a full neet?

Thanks for the bump lads
Sorta I "work" from home in consulting

>tfw at the beach catching some rays
tranlation
>illegal mexican getting paid $3.50 to pickup beer cans and used condoms

>tfw went kayaking out from my parents back yard on lake michigan over to the beach
God I love summer break

>lake

Christ how do you flyover cucks not kill yourself

>tfw sitting in the tub browsing Sup Forums
To be honest bros I'm really depressed about not having a gf

I could honestly be homeless and happy in a beach area. Just get a gym membership for showering and I'm good.

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Lakes aren't beaches, sorry.

>being near salty water and sharks

>implying salt water isn't insanely healthy for your skin
>implying sharks are dangerous

Coasties can't drink the water they swim in
kek
Kek
KEK

>corona

That's how I now you're a disgusting pleb. Modelo is the best Mexican beer

t. Mexican

You can still keep those hurricanes too

>being poor
>swimming in a dirty ass lake

Top kek

>swimming in filthy stagnated water filled with fat rednecks

>his entire lake is a no wake zone
>mfw he doesn't know what a no wake zone is bfecause hes poor

>drinking mexican piss water even mexicans won't touch
I hope you are at least listening to pre-sellout Sugar Ray.

more like
>illegal mexican wandering the beach offering bracelets, necklaces and trinkets and occasionally murmuring about "nose candy" to people who fit the right customer profile

Modelo is all right. I usually go with either that or Pacifico when I am down in the tourist enclaves they call beaches down there.

>being this ass blasted


Ooooo weeee

I felt the same way when I was in the Kamloops Thompson River area. Absolutely disgusting. Even my dog wanted nothing to do with such low class unwashed rank and file

this. I prefer swimming in corporate toxic waste on my favorite coastal beach.

>being this delusional

Love it.

Lol you work. You're a wage cuck as well

>OP is such a loser, instead of posting this on social media to share his good time with his friends, he posts it on the sports section of a Tibetan waterfarting forum to anonymous users

>his state doesnt have a beach
Kek

What sport is this?

Watch more sports

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>work 14 days a week (some 8-10 hour shit, some 3-4)
>get abot 2800 - 3000 $ a month
>s'okay

>work 14 days a week

nigga bending time and space over here

Why cant you do that with a wage job?

You can literally do this collecting welfare. I don't know what OP is on about, beaches aren't rare, Corona is cheap piss, and Sugar Ray can be had for free.

>wait tables
>~28 hrs a week
>50k a year
Theres a lot i hate ablut this job but the money is good

Better have a lime and salt with it.

>tfw June Gloom