Help me get laid guys
Help me get laid guys
Xavier Scott
Jonathan Gutierrez
Noah Richardson
Are you sure?
Colton Torres
lmfao
Parker Morales
rip
Lincoln Cooper
I know, she’s to good for me
Cooper Lee
Mason Cox
Okay but only after you let me cum in them!
Alexander Evans
hahahahahaha i cant stop laughing ahhahaha
John Wright
OP, do you also go to Brown?
Mason Robinson
Rawling
Gabriel Watson
After licking your armpits can I take part in spreading your legs and moistening up your loins with my tongue?
David Brown
Dubs win?
Nolan Foster
A wannabe curl bro...how’s that even possible?
Grayson Walker
Live in Rhode island?
Joshua Thompson
Take out that "non-binary" part and you'll have some what a chance.
Luis Taylor
Dubs confirm refill. Now we wait
Lucas Bailey
Nice start OP continue with the aggression including how hairy her asshole and pussy must be but thats fine isnt it OP you get off to hairy women
Colton Sanchez
Can you cook an egg roll in your pooper?
Benjamin Richardson
My father just ran into my room and called me a "limp dicked cabbage farmer" and broke my wii u controller.
Can I stay with you tonight?
Levi Torres
Let’s goo. Dubs win
Jaxon Johnson
THAT WASNT EVEN DUBS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Brandon Rodriguez
Ok ok.. I really just want to try some anal or something
Kevin Sanders
Niggas shes gonna melt for you lmao those girls are fucking freaks
Hunter Thompson
Roll
Brayden Sullivan
If you live in ri I will smash
Michael Bell
"I always feel better after I puke" "maybe I can stay with you tonight" roll me
Evan Harris
Roll
Justin Watson
Rollarion
Charles Jenkins
That wasn't dubs you faggot OP
Ian Martin
sorry i meant moisten but thanks for picking mine!
Andrew Lopez
This plz
Brayden Perez
OP, we all know you can read. Don't be a stupid nigger
Brody Harris
One more
Christopher Evans
Was waiting for reply
Landon Reed
loins make me moist in my boipucci.
Gabriel Morris
im gonna shove a baby up your vagina
Kayden Evans
bitch is hot OP, don't fuck it up
Juan Turner
really?
Levi Diaz
I like butch-looking woman
Nolan Cox
well i'd say this is going pretty well so far
Nathaniel Stewart
Rollin for this
Daniel Gutierrez
tbh shes really freaky, id unironically go for it
Ayden Butler
sure. can i tongue punch your beef flaps with my meat spoon
Isaac Gonzalez
rollerino
Jonathan Brown
Can I get your number so we can schedule an ass eating session?
Asher Fisher
how does cunt work for you?
Isaiah Howard
Lol roll
Carson Taylor
Thomas Davis
"Your sexually ambiguous genitalia"
Ryder Perry
trips demand you do it
Dylan Lopez
GO user GO
Christopher Nguyen
Get
Carson Butler
...
Josiah Stewart
>assumed her gender
Threads dead folks
Nicholas Murphy
Do you have a preferred cool slang word for female genitalia?
her reply
>did you just assume my gender?
Charles Harris
This. You fucked up OP
Jayden Thomas
This is actually working.
Jack Collins
rip
Julian Gutierrez
Sorry, I feel like we’re not on the same page... I want to make it clear that we’re banging tonight.
Ayden Gomez
Roll
Sebastian Nelson
You’re so greasy, girls with bad hygiene make me cum shards of glass
Oliver Thompson
G'day m'lady. I am a perfect gentleman, therefore with your consent if you would be so kind as to let me gently tongue your anus that would be greatly appreciated.
Carson Ortiz
This
Jaxon Nguyen
too bad op fucked up and assumed this retards gender
Nathaniel Hughes
No
Yes
Jackson Wood
You probably had it before refering to it as a woman. Oh well, I don't think I would put my tounge anywhere near her loins anyway
Nicholas Mitchell
People * not girl, don’t wanna offend the mentally ill
Christian Lopez
Rolling
Sebastian White
>she
Gabriel Phillips
Now say “sorry for assuming your gender. Do you think you can help me shave my boiPucci”
Thomas Richardson
trips of truth
Ryder Wood
Tell it you want to floss your gums with it's moist meaty flaps
Evan Moore
give me that roll
Grayson Robinson
How do I send you a photo of my ding-dongerino? I feel like the Jews at Tinder are trying to censor me.
Daniel Barnes
??
Eli Scott
Tripszzz
Lucas Scott
...
Levi Lewis
Xer didnt you jackass
Ethan Martin
so close
ruined it
Thomas Turner
you are lucky after assuming her gender faggot
my entry:
"We can only fuck on one condition: you let me call you electric shrek"
Joseph Wilson
Why would you do this to yourself OP? Have some self respect.
Parker Rivera
Funny as fuck that you could basically get her to fuck with you. Ewwww
Adam Watson
call me Xer when I make you scream my pronoun
Ayden Barnes
HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK I LOVE Sup Forums
Christopher Moore
yo you're local af to me, I can help, got friends at brown, ill put in a good word
Hunter Ramirez
Send her the link of this thread.
Christopher Sanchez
nigger
Daniel Smith
I'm tired of beatung around the bush, let's fuck
Nathaniel Harris
rollin
Justin Clark
...
Luke Hughes
Roll
Leo Scott
OP is a cuck. There were trips and he ignored.
Jacob Baker
She’s confused boys, get it together
Adam Clark
This
Brody Jackson
...
Luke Smith
Roll
Lucas Jackson
My uncle Morty Shecklestein told me to Google the acronym PTHC. Seemed weird at first but was cool, you should check it out.
William Robinson
...
Isaac Lewis
Where?