I am a professional preschool custodian. AMA

I am a professional preschool custodian. AMA.

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What’s your job?

Grossest thing you've cleaned up

how many pounds of feces do you have to dispose of on a daily basis?

I am a professional preschool custodian

can I ask you anything?

This is a great question. I would estimate I throw away 15 lbs of dirty diapers every day.

go right ahead.

A bloody soggy used pad rolled up in a ball shoved behind a toilet. Lots of vomit and shit too.

I TAKE MY QUESTIONS BACK I DIDNT READ THE PREESCHOOL PART

what do you do to make money?

Occasionally I will pass by a bathroom and the door will be open and some child will be butt-naked taking a dump or whatever...... I tend to avert my eyes because I'm not a pedo

young children are fucking horrifying

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I clean up after children while their yuppie parents rake in the big bucks

They're disgusting and so are the teachers.

we all saw what you said. why don't you have a seat right over there.

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I hope you get paid well, because that is a fucking job nightmare to me

I hardly get paid at all but my boss takes mercy on me and lets me be high at work

When do you graduate to kindergarten custodian?

Why are the girl's fingers cut in half in your photo? Was she in a tragic band saw accident?

Once I learn how to use the toilet

>Also high all day at work
>Am network engineer

Sometimes I just kinda wake up and realize I'm 1800 miles from home and went to college already. Thanks God for companies that don't drug test. Also thank God for how easy it is to bring dabs on a plane.

Do you ever cum on the frosted cookies?

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