Hey Sup Forums, just got back from China and I thought I'd share some vacation memories

Hey Sup Forums, just got back from China and I thought I'd share some vacation memories.

Here's some footage from the airport after arriving

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hngn.com/articles/113221/20150727/mom-killed-by-escalator-in-china-while-saving-son-family-seeks-answers.htm
youtube.com/watch?v=iCUMK1rL9ZM
youtube.com/watch?v=UOMZ-Buj2n0
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

And here's some footage I shot of your average street in China

I was walking around the mall when I captured this scene, as you can see their malls are very similar to our western ones.

Here's a hilarious flash mob prank I saw in Beijing, what a laugh riot

Here's a street performer I saw, great guy

Whoops forgot my vacation memory

>be Chinese
>die

And here's the view from my hotel room, overall a truly beautiful country.

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>escalators really will eat you alive

reeeeeeee

does anyone know wtf is actually up with this webm

what is even happening here

>hungryescalators.webm

gangs probably. OP isn't aware that china is third world.

Strange how third world China is catching up to "first world" USA economically tho...

really makes you think

>be Chinese
>wake up for work
>elevator is shut down cause it cut someone in half
>use stairs instead
>can't use car because the garage collapsed on it
>barely avoid getting swallowed by a sidewalk sinkhole
>narrowly dodge a car that rolls over a 4 year old child
>finally make it to train station
>escalator eats the guy in front of me
>10 people are trampled to death trying to get on train
>train derails killing hundreds
>crawl out of rubble and stumble to work
>clock in at the oil refinery and light a cigarette
>resulting explosion vaporizes 4 city blocks

new jackie chan movie

The dude in the black clothes at the beginning was probably starting an altercation off camera and then threw the child as he escaped

I'm a parent. That's some top notch maternal instinct right there. Especially for chinese

10/10 kid survives another day

WTF? Is it because of corruption or incompetence? Or both?

Theyre savages

Video related

youtube.com/watch?v=qBCLXZmMQNs

>That whole webm

MY FUCKING SIDES

>Jackie Chan has faded to obscurity to become an alcoholic
feels bad

holy kek

I like how the father is teaching his son how to check if the ground is stable

It's like a video game where you can tell there's gonna be a hole made in a certain spot because it's different from everything else

>kid getting thrown.
TOP FUCKING KEK

how is that even possible?
how can you be too retarded to fixate a plate

The patch that collapsed looked like a collapsing floor section from a fucking video game. Depressed and with visible cracking.
Yet they walk on it anyways.
Some of these webms, coupled with the stories I hear about how Chinese people will just walk right out into traffic without looking is forcing me to wonder if they've somehow managed to breed self preservation instincts out of themselves.

Something a westerner, or even other Asians will look at and say "That's not safe, I'm going to avoid that", will see chinks just walk right into it almost like they're hoping for it to kill them.

>the little kid
Fucking dying

Have you ever used ANYTHING Chinese made? Its all shit and horrible quality.
My company started using Chinese steel piping and the shit kept exploding under pressure.

China is a shit-tier country.

The rubber they use smells like a refinary.
I cant imagine the toxic chemicals they contain

You'd want to die too if you lived in China

she lifted him up when the video starts as if she anticipates the situation

Their RTM resin is shit too. No consistency in set up times. As always, american made is best made

this is literally the worst webm ever

Holy fuck I found an article talking about this incident. The woman died.

hngn.com/articles/113221/20150727/mom-killed-by-escalator-in-china-while-saving-son-family-seeks-answers.htm

God damn it chinks, get it together.

Hell they put anti freeze in their tooth paste.

And those IQ test said this people has hig IQ...

>The woman died
No shit.

How many grills did you give the BWC?

libertarian paradise
the free market fixed it
only one person had to die, and now everyone is educated
problem solved itself!

>fucking irradiated chemically altered gooks

Do Chinese men need white bulls?

>China
>ever libertarian

Would be funny if it made any fucking sense

It's already too late

Did you ride any elevators while you were there?

youtube.com/watch?v=iCUMK1rL9ZM

I'm gonna need source on that nigga.

The Chinese have no ethics at all. If it looks okay, they'll assume it is okay, never actually testing it. That's why an elevator in China is so much less expensive than one made in Europe or Northern America. They build it to look like an escalator, but never check how it works.

>fucking Chinese engineering and quality control has people scared for thier lives
>rest of the world thinks china's infrastructure is the best

They are like Mexicans they can build a house in two days but thier won't be a square wall in that mother fucker, the roof will leak, and the material will be as cheap and as inferior as possible

Reported for hate speech have fun in the pokey faggot

>Reported for hate speech have fun in the pokey faggot
What the hell is a 'pokey'? Use english words.

Chinese engineering and quality control is a meme kek we can't even use anything made with Chinese steele here because the shit is prone to stress fractures and breaking from thier inferior quality control and steele production I don't know the EU deals with using Chinese made Steele

Jail or prison

Pretty sure thats yongsan in seoul.

>2011/08/03 02:42
You're a bit late with sharing your vacation memories, aren't you?

Yeah its funny watching other countries get thier rights of freedom of speech taken away. make fun of hanz all you want but we wouldn't be where we are today without german engineering....

Autist

독도는 우리땅

>Jail or prison
Have you even been to a german prison? It's a lot like a holiday, people make your food and you can work out. There is nobody shanking you here this ain't the States.

Is China even real?

>There is nobody shanking you here this ain't the States.

It's because you don't put your niggers in jail, you let them go

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Over a billion ching chongs.
When one gets killed, theirs like a million born the next day. No one cares

I've seen this before, just as terrifying as the first time I saw it.

>It's because you don't put your niggers in jail, you let them go
I'll give you this one. Damn.

>not gettn shanked in jail by inmates
>not gettn your asshole culturally inriched
>not gettn your food try, shoes, personals stolen
>not gettn lost in the system due to human error on the part of low paid guards

Even funnier, he possibly did.

There is no way I'm watching this shit.

Wait, so they have to check to be sure the ends of escalators aren't loose so they don't get hamburgered?

>so they don't get hamburgered?
Chuckled. Also yes.

>what are time zones

She was riding a Chinese escalator. Maybe she already knew the risks?

East asians have 0 fucking situational awareness, it's amazing that they were able to fight in any wars at all given the retarded shit you see them do on a daily basis.

It's ok Hans. After we MAGA we'll MEGA and stop making you guys be such fags. Just hold out for a couple years longer

Sauce?

>2011

Are Chinese people human?

I've heard urban legends of that shit, but after a bit of google and these threads it looks like China is some kind of Final Destination hellhole where horrible, violent death is a cut-corner away.

I feel sorry for them

With the number of people they have at hand it doesn't even matter. What are ten in a land of billions.

I think the personnel where there to warn people that the plating was weak or something

Guess they had a thing for understatement

Well, yeah. But still, every aspect of their lives is way more dangerous than is reasonable.

1/10th of their cooking oil is recycled from sewers, senpai.

This post number is the amount of feet that joke went over your head.

Finral Destiration 7: China

it may not have looked like that from their angle

Well their phones are immensely popular in Europe. And their consumer drones dominate the market.

I notice angry White boys are a different breed of toxicity towards the Chinese whereas they're even tamer towards Blacks, Mexicans, and Muslims. But then I realize which one of these is taking over the world and is seen as a threat and I kek.

>making fun of Chink incompetence is anger
You have to go back, Chang.

t. Zhang Wei

Meant for

Thank Obama administration. Was reading something about how they regulated and tax'd American steel so much that most companies are opting for inferior china steel.

>>rest of the world thinks china's infrastructure is the best

what? literally nobody in the whole world thinks that

Too bad Trump appeared.

KEK

You we'll take the second worlds largest economy over number one if that means no Final Destination style life.

youtube.com/watch?v=UOMZ-Buj2n0

lmao is this a real thing in china?

>trying to explain 5 years with:
>what are time zones
I fucking died, can't even give Russianbro any credit on trying either.

I understood the joke he was trying to make it was just a fucking stupid joke.

>what is the Chinese calendar

Nice try, but I've seen these before.

OH LORDY