How do we attract new users to Sup Forums?

How do we attract new users to Sup Forums?

Before you complain about "newfags" I will point out that our site will not survive without a new generation of users to replace the ageing population here. What we need is millions of 18 year olds, a future generation to ensure the survival and prosperity of Sup Forums, especially Sup Forums.

How do we get more kids to use our site?

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We could have a button to "share this on Sup Forums" and put it on FaceBook and Twitter

Probably the most logical thing to do is create accounts for Sup Forums, just like other certain popular social media sites.

Consider suicide

Both great ideas!

Well those kind of stunts always generate more traffic to our website, but I think we need to move away from "shock" content and move towards becoming a legitimate social media forum.

How about no.

as the years go by, it seems the younger generations get more edgy and retarded.
kek and you want MORE cancer here?

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there's newfags coming in by the hundreds. As evident by how many people reply to pasta threads and take them seriously.

Excellent point my good friend, if I may add my two cents I will say I greatly support the idea of having registered accounts for all users. A user should always be accountable for whatever he, she or they may post and frankly the "Anonymous" thing is old hat. Sup Forums must be brought into the 21st century, and that will mean a new set of rules and regulations for all users to abide by.

site is just summer faggs now and few old and semi oldfaggs tbqh.
But if we never went mainstream basically site worked as intended we dont have to attract new users the site itself attracted social outcasts so it was working fine prior 2009 from 2010 all went downhill and the fappening was the final nail.

We do not need more newcomers. We're fine

I am so glad we could have an open discussion on this subject. I can tell you are excited about our ideas! Soon, Sup Forums will be transformed into a modern, inclusive social media platform where all will be given a fair opportunity to voice their opinions and hate speech will not be tolerated. When we're done, you won't even recognize Sup Forums!

Become actual pedophiles. And post pics

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So why not just use another social site or make your own website, you fucking idiot.

Wow, this sounds great! As a Sup Forums user myself, I can say there is a dire need for moderation on this web forum. No one should have to feel singled-out or face racist remarks; this sort of thing does not play well in a modern forum. Sup Forums desperately needs order restored and that will unfortunately mean many old users will receive bans. But this is the price of having free speech; we can no longer offer a safe haven for those who would spread the message of hatred.

Make pepe great again.

Fuck off we are full.

RIP Sup Forums

nothing of value was lost

full of edgy 12 year olds. sure

except people from Sup Forums don't want others to know they browse Sup Forums

I support the idea of Sup Forums becoming something greater. Bring in the newbies!

let it die, Sup Forums is a cesspool. it needs to go away.

You have COMPLETELY misunderstood the idea of Sup Forums. Sup Forums is not "hey guys take a look at this funny link ha ha." Sup Forums is not Facebook's whiteknighting. Sup Forums is not Reddit, Tumblr or 9gag.com. Sup Forums is a place for people to be monsters. Disturbing, cold, heedless monsters that they really are. Tsunami kills people in Asia and we laugh. Psychotic emo fulfills her sick desires with her cat and we laugh. A man rapes his grandchildren, we laugh and demand more. Suicide, foul play, genocide- we laugh. Racism, sexism, discrimination, xenophobia, rape and unfounded wrath- we laugh.

We are cruel; we do not forgive; we do not forget; we are the real face of the internet.

You're actually kind of right. Never thought of that. But I just worry that the next generation might end up being a bunch of libfags, or something like that, and they'll just have it taken down.

Easy on the edge.

Look Sup Forums is for that which happens underneath society.
If you want more 4channers then people need to take the ninja code of conduct.
Ninja moves are that which drives Sup Forums's x-factor
That's why me Boxxy
started this style of website in Japan first
locked to Japan
Anonymity is everything to this site
it's for what happens beneath the surface

Part of the new technologies plan for Sup Forums includes a biometrics sign-in function. Completely optional! And we promise we will not misuse or share your personal biometric data without your permission. We are looking forward to the new and improved Sup Forums and we hope you will be there with us!

maybe you normies do
Us Oldfags actually didn't laugh and held our breath for over a decade

Wow, I am excited! When can I expect to see these innovative new changes?

Tough one.

Im an old fag, but 18. We will never get the full intellectual conversations happening here again. Pretty much everyone I know is a total retarded part-sjw worthless sack of shit.

New gen want either porn, or nothing (because its all 'offensive'). Ruined. It'll be a shame to see Sup Forums die. But its been coming since moot left.

>snake egg

Actually I'm a newfag and i just migrated here after all the buzz so i mean newfags are coming here every day

It's to shed light on that is still in the dark
then keep mining
like the Trade wars
it's been going on for millenia
it's in the light now
it's famous
now let's keep mining

>our site will not survive without a new generation of users

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>Im an old fag
>but 18
>2004
>4

Shitty bait faggot

If our merger goes according to plan, these new changes and more will take effect with the year. All will be revealed, and we are sure you will love the new Sup Forums as much as you love the old one!

i'd rather it die

The only thing that smarts is losing to Trump
Winning against Trump will happen here in 2020
If Mueller could dispatch him
it would be done already
I'm sick of paying attention to the USA
even the USA is
I'm just saying one loss out of countless wins isn't something to get emotional about
the meme wars in 2020 is coming
I know I've got my Rig

Make internet historian post more content, it made me check this out.
You should organize more raids also.

I mean. I've been about for a good 5-6 years. I conciser that to be pretty decent compared to most people about here.

Im assuming most people here haven't even gotten to the stage of creating their own post. Probably only know about Sup Forums after seeing kek or zozzle posted in a GTAV or PUBG chat and googled it finding some knowyourmeme or 9gag post explaining it.

Sup Forums died when too many people started to know about it. the death of Sup Forums was the rise of Sup Forums

Reddit is unbiased news
9gag is for laughs non-stop
Facebook is for family
Sup Forums is for friends (the protector)
All these sites have one thing in common

they sort the internet

i've been here for 10 years and i'm still a newfag

man her ass is nice.

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By joining the Gay Pride Movement.

Think about it, much of Sup Forums and indeed Sup Forums is already gay, or at least has an interest in gay porn (especially Sup Forums). What we need is an official endorsement/merger with the Gay Community Officials so we can open the door to a centralized LGBT+ discussion forum!

Most of Sup Forums would agree there needs to be more LGBT+ boards. But I say, Sup Forums could accommodate these new users, and and voices of hatred and intolerance would be drowned out in a chorus of love for our gay brothers!

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We only need to tell the epic stories of Sup Forums
>Bin Laden Killer
>Catfishman
>The pool is closed
>THAT GIRL (ban shield activate)
They gonna come and continue with the legacy

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Like, share and subscribe is the only way to survive.

Pedoguard from yesterday needs to be added

great idea! I'll get on fb in the morning and float the idea around

We can use a van with free candys

As hateful as this site is
it's a lot better then it used to be
people would kill to be cool on this site
it still happens
but less so

That’s gay. Miss me with that gay shit.

Is this a haiku? Not bad

Oof, far right has a billboard on her face.

Miss me with that gay shit

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When there were so many new people that old people were either driven out, or gave up trying to do anything serious because it'd be turned into a fucking spooderman thread or some shit.

Its been a good year since i've seen a an hero bread, or anything decent.

Again, I mean in comparison to others. Compared to you, user, I am a newfag. And to me you are an old fag. But in reality, we are both old fags compared to most users scrolling through rn.

Gook moot you better not sell this site

I haven't seen a Sup Forums commercial in years
Maybe if the owners advertise more we would have cool peeps joining

oh well...

More gore and cp, duh

Hey, maybe we just let "our" site die and accept that things naturally change over time?

Maybe I hate you all
and none of this matters

Cont

I mean, when was the last decent Boxxy thread? By someone who actually knew who she was?

Thats when I knew anything previous was gone. Replaced by porn, sluts, and snapchat threads

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>trolling this hard

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The rank stink of these nsa fbi jews is hurting my nose

The gays are way too sensitive for this site.
Even in this "new and improved" gayer version we have now.

I think we should try to get more niggers.
We need more of a counter argument to the stormfags.
Also, it will take some of the heat off the jews

The true goal of trolling.

Make people paranoid as shit.

Bruh back in the day this place was rampant with pizza and horrible stunts and suicides ...we laughed

Says the back tracking jew

Never stop h(e)ating the jews

White knights fought
normies didn't matter

no

>Cont
Cont again...

This was the last real work that the minds of Sup Forums did together.

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I know how.

We need to make it more user friendly. We need to get rid of the Loli, shota, gore, furfags, and trolls. We can keep quantity content like trap threads and ylyl, but the cancer needs to go.

Like seriously, there is no need for everyone to be so sarcastic all the damn time. In fact we really should just start banning trolls altogether, they are a plague and serve no purpose other than to make people leave.

Like really they pop up say something stupid and say 'lol I was just pretending to be retarded.

If I could I would ban every fucking kind if you little shits from continuing to drag this cesspool of filth into the boring staid doldrums you fuckibg tardbabys have driven it into.

No one under at least 30 should be here. Probably 40.

>5-6
>GTAV
>PUBG
Definitely not oldfag.

You faggot, there were several this year alone.

Rule 1 & 2 you god damned newfags. REEEEEEEEE!

>the cancer needs to go.
What would remain?

We already get enough coverage by mainstream media, and the last thing we need is a flood of newfags storming into our humble Vietnamese flyfishing forum, look what happened to Sup Forums once redditors flooded it back in 2015

1'm t3ll1ng y0u w3 sh0uld t34ch 3v3ry0n3 7h3 w4y 0f 753 n1nj4

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I dont know what people game these days. I got bored of that shit years ago. As a software developer, I couldn't give less of a shit what people play. Its whether they use my code over others, and how much I get paid for that.

Nothing decent though. You clearly haven't been around long if you think anything this year has been anything good at all.

the whole being anonymous thing is what led me here over leddit

All [great] things must come to an; even Hitler didn't get his 1000 years.

>As a software developer
>I couldn't give less of a shit what people play
>18

>haven't been around long if you think anything this year has been anything good at all
You're baiting now.

Fuck you have you seen what niggers do to everything they touch
Spam fags blast enough banana threads as it is
We dont need a bunch of shit skins actually trading pictures of real bananas

>come to an end
Fucking phone

I saw one of the few real swatting and heaven was a ur best friend against a retard

Never proven bruh
We worked like hell but i havent seen or heard anyone made it

>How do we attract new users to Sup Forums?
I'm 12 and what is this?
>Before you complain about "newfags" I will point out that our site will not survive without a new generation of users to replace the ageing population here. What we need is millions of 18 year olds, a future generation to ensure the survival and prosperity of Sup Forums, especially Sup Forums.
That's Japan's problem
maybe shame contraceptives like Christianity
>How do we get more kids to use our site?
We could take a page out of Islam's book and each have 12 kids and ween them on it

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If you want moar people to come, do more shit for the lulz. Simple answer; that way, you don't also cater to the Facebook normalfags who'd just fuck everything up.

It was a damn good evening. Would be nice to have something happen like this again. I almost think as a site, we need it.

Age is nothing but a number. Its people like you who are probably creating porn b/reads

No, I want to shit up the site to the point where even the most hardened oldfag will log off in disgust.

I don't mind the popcorn
it's the spaghetti and molokheyah you cunts leavbe around

classic Sup Forums

ramen*

>lulz
>moar

You're part of the problem. Probably a sandnigger

The old ways are gone.