Ask a BJJ Blue belt

Ask a BJJ Blue belt.

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To shut the fuck up?

Make me bitch

Blow
Job
Jews

That's what the initials stand for you humongous faggot.

Lol. Why BJJ also why brag about blue?

Go roll with a blue belt.

Lol you dumb bitch? You told me to ask so I did loser. Get better, or at least get a can of black spray paint.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Wouldn't a bottle of black dye work better than spray paint?

I have actually a few times. He was ok. I've also fought people better than a blue who bragged less.

Blue belt only takes a year, you don't impress anyone.

Spray paint would fit the retarded part a little better though.

I went to a few try-out sessions with a couple of white belts with a wrestling back ground. Man I thought I could handle myself on the ground. I was wrong lol. BJJ is fascinating.

Maybe if you knew how to correctly spell guerilla warfare your 'story' mighr actually be halfway believable.

under whom?

Yeah you're right.

"Hey Sinsay eyes iz a dindu belt now"

But you got bitched and you don't remember it very well.

I was aiming for intimidation.

If you have no knowledge other than watching UFC and little BBJ matches online, have no real life fight experience or knowledge or rules, how hard is it for a complete beginner to just start.

I might be too old to even start (34)

Also what is rankings of belts?

How new are you?

What episode was that from?

Fan made no episode

The episode where the blue belt bjj tried to punch a scrawny albino in the face.

No I could usually beat the blue belt. I'd say 70 percent of the time. Stand up he was probably a little worse. You seem to think doing BJJ makes yoh unbeatable

black belt>orange>blue>purple>brown>green>tan>white

for every rank after black they add a blue star on the lapel

Ah the annoying white belt spazz trying to teach karate.

Its not gay.

Gee tell me more

Not OP but if you move without injuring yourself, it's never too late. No one is going to hurt you if you're learning. They specifically teach you how not to hurt people pretty early. If you can take a few banged up shoulders/knees/elbows you'll be fine and probably really enjoy it.

You don't punch in bjj.

Hence why the skinny albino blocked the punch with one finger.

yeah but one issue we disable people.

Yo buddy brown belt reporting. Didnt read any comments, all stupid bullshit. More i train less i try to goon. When i was a white belt i just used strength and anger. Took 4 years to learn humility. Good luck on your journey.

How disabled, like can't drive or fully on Lenny? one could be a problem.

nobody cares, just like when you force the topic on fb or in real life, nobody cares

you will still get your ass kicked
you will probably say something edgy implying you would kick my and anybody's ass here (you wouldnt)

Whytf is it so easy to sweep you

>Ask a Blow Job Jitsu
>Didn't read comment

Worst "ask me" thread ever. Go back to practicing your BJ's

how many after them was before brown did you for to the last

Ask me anything brother.

The number of faggots thinking they can fight at this level is laughable.

bump

Who would u consider to have been the best Rolls or Rickson?

Rodolfo Vieira or Marcelo Garcia.

Way before my time but Rickson has the 'rep'. Im at a Renzo school so things are biased.

I just need to shoot you in the head or every fatal part of the human body and you are dead or I just find the first weapon i se even a big rock lol. That's how to win against a trained fighter

Not one of the choices. Yes Garcia is one of the goats, but if Rolls was still around what do you think it would be like between him and Rickson (another goat)?

I get tired of the Gracies after Eddie bravo entered the picture.

The burn victim, korn, the douchebags who trained Brian Ortega and a bunch of cops. Fuck all of them. They're a joke and sakuraba put them in their place.

Gee I can do the same thing and shove your gun up your ass.

Have you seen the video of Rickson getting manhandled by Rolls?

Thoughts on "The Monkey"?

Checked. Yeah Edgy Brah definitely changed the game forever. And has proven it many times. That's the beauty of bjj it constantly evolves. And you gotta flow with the roll. Those that done evolve die out.

Do you have a weapon at every waking moment? Are you aware that trained fighters can use weapons too? What about when you're in jail for shooting a trained fighter and Tyrone wants some love?

I rank rolls and rickson both as Saulo ribeiro.

To me that's gym bullshit from fags, the same fags who are that purple belt who got in a streetfight with a nigger at a basketball court in the sportBJJ episode of Gracie breakdown.

I redpilled myself hardcore vs martial arts that don't work to bother with shit like that.

Ive met Brian. Hes legit, he did a year in the bin and came out a better man. Igor, his master, is probably the top gracie now.
Gay.

I'd fuck u up


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Eddie bravos a fag and he still bitched the average Gracie...

Let me guess your favorite submission is a banana split

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Or I can just punch one in the face.. They can't fight unless it's a sanctioned match in a cage 1v1. A couple of common niggers would wear you out bro

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Kek

Lost

Yes, we all know youre gay. But what is your answer to the previous question(s)?

T o p K e k

Jeff Glovers another fag. Too many fag s in BJJ and MMA. Just like their founders. The cowards who go for the takedown can't hold on to wrestling for pankration to be remotely respectable.

That fat bitch from judo and Danas marketing sales pitch was the final nail on the coffin.

In a perfect world they'd all know Greco and high level muay thai cancels high level boxing and the grappling exchanges cancel lay and pray

Cool man. Have a good one.

Would you?

You're a child and it felt 300 Spartans little boy homosexual

based off the wrath of the gods movie.

Its the triangle.

You hit like a birch and I would maul you.

I have more knockouts then you, pussy.

Kek

Uh huh.. It won't be a soft mat that you get dumped on. Try to wrap me up and I'll crack your egg on the pavement

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See

I'm 4-1 going pro before summer

What a faggy belt color sequence. The proper order is:
White, orange, yellow, green, purple, blue, red, black. Any other sequence should be noted not by belts but by buttplugs. Did you mean that BJJ actually assigns buttplugs for rank?

You look like a fag and you don't know how to fight.

You have yet to answer the question OP

Says the guy who's never knocked anyone out. Never sent anyone to the hospital. Never broke a man's jaw in 3 places. Just wait bitch because when Dana whites looking for a fight hits me up I'll be the next big thing.

Why would I roll with one? I’ll just box you out like the other at my gym. Not saying bjj is not good but it’s shit unless you get the take down.

Cool, no one had any real questions. Night gentlemen.

Why would you think anyone would want to ask you questions?

Your mommy and the cops along with the rest of society is going to cry if I handle it like an adult and choke your punk ass to turn you into a better citizen.

I can't really soccer kick you and disable all 4 of your limbs.

there are ceremonial buttplugs but usually only the nipple clamps are used during randori

clamps progression is glass>red>fleshlight>orangered>gtx1070>orange>white>plastic>pasties>redorange

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They never do they think they can fight.

Why don't you fuck off your bitch ass off this website.

Its still a quality thread. You need an acquired taste for it.

I didnt start it; not OP. Im user but also serious business. Glhf. Argue about shit no one here has done. Lates bros.

You forget biting or sticking my thumb in your eye to break a choke isn't allowed in your gay ass sport. I'll fucking elbow you in the nuts and watch you gasp in shock. Bjj is not fighting

I'm guaranteed to clinch.

Shut the fuck up.

In highschool i broke 2 guys jaws, 1 guys leg, and numerous beatdowns including holding a guy against a wall and spray painting my name down his body. Outside of highschool i was in over 10 bar fights including fights against military fags who ALWAYS run their mouth and dont realize they're only trained to run and shoot. I used to regularly compete in indian casino MMA and boxing matches where i got my ass handed to me by stealth pros but where i also put BJJ fags in the med tent for. No, going to school to fight isnt going to help you be tough. BJJ school is exactly what it sounds like.

please read my credentials.

I had sex with your father.

ok

It's good that you know your place.

In highschool we laughed at people like you until we called them those anime fags

Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, BJJ has been confirmed as the hardest martial art known to man. The research is as follows:

Pocket-protected scientists built a wall made of blue belts and crashed a diamond armbar into it at 400 miles per hour, and the armbar was unharmed. They then built a wall out of armbar and crashed a blue belt made of diamond moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the armbar came out fine. They then crashed a diamond blue belt made of 400 armbars per hour into a BJJ, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 BJJ per armbar into a diamond travelling at blue belt. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a blue belt made of armbar into 400 BJJ an hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted earths orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles an hour. They shot a BJJ made of armbar at a blue belt moving at 400 diamond per hour, and as a result caused over 10000 wayward planes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with over 10000 buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 armbar at diamond into BJJ per legbar. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 blue belts per hour in front of a armbar made of blue belt travelling at BJJ per armbar, and the result proved with out a doubt that BJJ were the hardest martial art of all time, if not just the hardest blue belt known to man.

That's were low level fags told you to stop. 20 says you're a vegetable if you're lucky enough to make it big as another TUF freak like Junie Browning.

5+ years at the Indian casino and I can make fun of you for being junie

I didn't go to fag school so i dont know what you're talking about.