Hey Sup Forums just wrote this story in a weak ass thread. Some of my Sup Forumsois were able to enjoy it but I thought I'd share with the rest of you nutsacks. Buckle up buckaroos.
>close friend teaches severely mentally challenged kids >certified retard wrangler >teaches kids 3-4 >last year she got some certification that legally allows her to use force against toddler tards when necessary to calm situations >you already know shit's about to go down >tells us last week she finally had to use it >can't fucking wait for this tale to be told >all teachers with the certification get called in to a room to calm a "special" situation >they enter into a room completely destroyed >all kids are on one side of the room while 1 remains on the other >that 1 kid's name is Ryker >Ryker is 4, deaf, and heavily autisimed >Ryker is covered in another kid's feces screaming "I can't hear you" as he takes out his hearing aids
>Teachers clear non shit stained kids outside into the hallways >lock themselves in the room with Ryker to access the situation >Ryker decides to make the first move >Ryker sticks his elbows parallel to his shoulders and aims his arms down so that he looks like retarded robot >He lowers his head and then slowly rises it saying "Ryker's not here, this is Flozoid" >Robot retard has activated >Flozoid screams "Fuck you mother fuckers and sprints at the teachers" >teacher 1 pussies out and gets taken down by Flozoid >Flozoid used his power "grab Teacher's genitalia and scream 'where's Ryker, he's not here'"
>other teachers watch as teacher 1 screams in pain and confusion >other teachers pry Flozoid off as he injures some along the way with bites and scratches >typical tard tactics >Flozoid runs to the other side of the room screaming phrases like "Reeeeeeee" and other tard lingo >teachers grab bean bag chairs and form a baracade like a special needs swat team >Baltimore: round 2 >Flozoid powers down >Ryker returns >Rykers first move is to drop to the ground and play dead >starts singing "in the arms of the angel" >tard tactics?? >teacher 2 walks over to check on him without a bean bag chair >unarmed >Ryker haymakers teacher 2 in the nose when she gets close enough >tard tactics!!! >teachers nose ends up breaking and there blood everywhere >not unlike the chimpanzee, the mentally handicapped often don't know their physical strength
>teachers 1 and 2 leave the room to deal with the other kids >they're just weak >teachers 3-7 need to think quick to calm the situation because... >Flozoid has returned >The REEEEEEEEE with the power of a million suns is heard throuought the school/zoo >Flozoid gallops to teacher 3 while maintaining the REEEE >teacher 3 counter attacks with bean bag lunge >Flozoid falls and hits his head >lots of blood >Flozoid stands up as he cannot be tamed >wipes the back of his head and licks the blood off his hand >myfacewhena4yearoldismorehardcorethanme.dwg >Flozoid scream and looks around as if he's in a stadium and there are thousands cheering on his attacks >teachers move in to corner the tardiator >before Flozoid is successfully corner he powers down >Ryker falls down to the floor >"in the arms of an angel" initiated
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Charles Phillips
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Ayden Phillips
>teacher 3 outsmarts Ryker by approaching him and immediately going for his arms >Ryker spits in teacher 3's face >teacher 3 wipes off spit >Ryker haymakers teacher 3's nose mid wipe >Tard fucking tactics! >more blood >3 teacher down and 4 to go >Teachers finally figure out a plan. >They needed to "break his train of thought" >idk some psychology thing with retards >not important >what is important >Flozoid is back >Flozoid looks at Teacher 4 >"you're next" >Flozoid tells the teacher he's going to be the toughest teacher yet to destroy >tells the teacher he'll need camo to defeat him >Flozoid drops pants >Flozoid shits on the floor and begins to stop drop and roll
>teachers let him do this >I imagine it was like watching monkies in a zoo >Teacher 4 grabs a spray bottle and starts spraying Flozoid >America: "land of the free and home of the teachers who discipline 4 year old short busers like cats" >Flozoid starts revving his REEEEE starting from a low bass low volume and slowly raising the volume and treble at the same time >Sprints at teacher 4 >bean bag lunge >Flozoid grabs on to the bean bag and kicks upwards >lands a solid nut shot on teacher 4 >Jesus Tard Tactics Christ
>teacher 4 goes down to his knees >Flozoid sees the opportunity >screams "now you're on my level" >purposely aims for the nose and lands the most autisticly precise haymaker you've ever seen >blood bath continues >teacher 4 can't join the other teachers outside of the class. >teacher 4 is unconscious >Flozoid bends down to the face of teacher 4 and starts giggling/speaking in tard tongues >teachers 5-7 are useless and worry about Flozoid's feces mixing in with the blood of teacher 4 >should be more afraid that a psychotic, half boy half robot, full autistic, full deaf 4 year old is picking off your troops one by one with the tard tactics version of seal team 6
>Teachers 5-7 throw lunch time snack chip bags on one side of the room knowing this will attract the beast >tards big and young can't resist snacks >Ryker returns to the playing field and begins to crawl on all fours to the snacks leaving a shit trail behind him >teachers 5-7 return to pick up teacher 4 and bring him into the hallway with the others >all tards and teacher 1 are crying >don't know if they're scared but tards always cry >Ryker is locked in the room munching down on snacks like a caged animal >other teachers ask 5-7 their plan to stop the beast
>finally at long last the tard wranglers devise a plan >they get a literal sack of potatoes from the cafeteria and pour out all of the potatoes >you think you know where this is going don't you? >teachers 5-7 begin praying before re entering the room >they slowly crack the door >it's quiet....too quite >they walked into the room to find one of the other student's Wilkie talkie on the ground >"Where's Ryker" is heard from the wallow talkie along with other retarded little giggles and tard chuckles >there only one hiding place to hide in the room >the closet teachers 5-7 slowly open the door to find noone >Ryker makes a "special" surprise attack and charges from behind.
Part 9
Jaxson Howard
>tard tactics btw >FINALLY >teachers 5-7 manage to do their job and capture the retarded killing machine by using a potato sack >lets see your country's teachers do that... >Ryker has found his weakness >REEEEEEEs begin emitting from the sack >they didn't plan this far ahead >take Potato Sack Ryker out into the hallway with other teachers and students >what do? >decide that it's best to take him to the principals office >Tards really care and understand that the principal is the head honcho at school >Prinicples office is in another building >most people walk their kids outside on leashes >teachers 1-3, 5-7, recommend using potato sacks to carry those who have chromosomal issues >The REEEEEs stop for a minute when as the teachers make their way to the other building >something is amiss
>teachers stop to peek in the sack of potatoes/sack of retard (honestly the same thing) >No sounds from Ryker >bell rings and students from the other buildings start moving throughout the campus >teachers panic >they're in a crowd of kids while holding a sack that contains possibly dead retarded toddler covered in shit >closesack.exe >actnatural.exe >heart beats increase >rippingsound.wav >Ryker cuts through the sack with a pair of scissors he had remained hidden >Tard Tactics Level: successfully going through TSA while packing heat >Teachers go wide eyed >Surrounding students go wide eyed >Ryker go "REEEEEEEEEEEE" >Ryker as tradition makes the first move and starts "Assassin's Creeding" his way through the crowd >teachers left in the dust and realize they're outside >Ryker is playing free roam mode >the Usain Bolt of re-re's runs all the way home >Rykers dad works from home >Finds his special needs kid covered in feces and scrapes >Ryker's dad starts asking questions >the questions can't be answered without it sounding like a fucking fairytale >Rykers family sues the school for millions >To this day the only people who know the truth are teachers 1-7 >All other witnesses were just retarded
