Why aren't you happy, Sup Forums? it's the new rich

why aren't you happy, Sup Forums? it's the new rich.

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im already rich and set to inherit millions and i am miserable as fuck
maybe these vain instawhores are on to something

>rolando is an ass guy

who knew

When she became Ronnie's new girlfriend that's when he won me over. He is what I aspire to be

>have huge pool in your backyard
>it's always sunny
>don't have to work
>can girlpost on instagram all day
>be good looking
Gee I wonder why she's so happy, it's almost as if being rich were a prerequisite for all that.

this

once my dad kicks the bucket I'll move the company to the cayman islands and probably also move there aswell

what are you smoking today, lads?

ronaldo BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPS over this everyday

great meme greece
I too am rich and white

>you know realise she hired someone just to take pics of her ass

it's probably just ronnie's son

Where do I apply? That job would make me both happy and rich.

hes too busy getting plowed by tsu

Reminder that surrogacy and invitro are ILLEGAL IN SPAIN and Ronaldo had to hire a pregnant expecting woman to be in a "relationship with" so he could accept his twin sons being born in America

props to him, that's a retarded law

Do we really need a new thread every time Cris-cris or his escort of choice upload a new picture to their social networks.

WOAH! RICH PEOPLE ARE HAPPY?

Because I'm the old poor

yes

>Posted this while on a million dollar piece of property
How vain

>He gets to cum on those feet

>those perfect arches

t. Taki Theodoracopulos II

is it wrong if i said i'd give up my firstborn just to sniff that ass

>being a footfag

probably cocks, whiny faggots

yeah that's a bit thirsty desu

all alpha males are

Damn I need dental work and I wish I was rich right now. Shit costs as much as a used car.

>is already rich
>says happy is new rich

What exactly did she mean by this?

you can pretend all you want

implying human beings can be happy

I make decent money, but I have a hard time spending money. I wish I had a mil or two in the bank so I could buy a house with a pool and just do fun stuff without worrying too much. I think it would make making friends a lot easier. Not because of my money but because of the opportunities the spending of my money would bring.

Maybe I should just say fuck it and start spending more money regardless. Was thinking about doing a year of college but unless it's community college that shit is expensive as Fock and if only be doing it for the experience and to meet people so

>greece
>rich

pick one

LOL try moving your shithole company out of your broke as fuck country without the government taking 80% of it. HAHA

what do you do for work?

She feels better about being happy than she does about being rich

>Happy is the new rich

Is this what shitskins tell themselves while spending 18 hours a day at the job centre?

Aristotle Onassis III plz go

I'm a journalist, videographer, photographer; freshly graduated, starting out in a difficult field, and looking to make a name for myself/money.

Any way that I can do some work for either of you wealthy people?

>People can give me shit for this, but you gotta do what you can to get by. Here's to hoping we can collaborate.

>journalist, videographer, photographer
>with 0 experience

off to doing your friend's wedding photos for (You)

I bet you make minimal wage.

Just because they're rich doesn't mean they'll pay you a lot of money to work for them. If anything it would probably just be the standard rate for your line of work. Also there are people more experienced who can do a better job that'll always do it for less so you'll need to build a portfolio if you want to stick out

No m8 it's what rich people with nothing to do tell themselves, that people working at the call center knows how good being rich is

Are you trolling or are you mentally incapable enough to not realise that wealth is not equal and therefore there are rich and poor people in every country?

>Reminder that surrogacy and invitro are ILLEGAL IN SPAIN
But it's not.

This. As fedoraish a platitude as it sounds, there is truth in the saying "Money isn't everything, however not having it is."

Nothing fedoraish about that, pretty hard being happy when you're worrying about making ends meet, paying for medical bills, or having a backbreaking job. It's easy to say that being happy is more important than having money when youre chilling at the pool with no real worries

>Happy is the new rich
>Only happy because your boyfriend's rich

Leave it to a female to get your neurons moving

So reddit it hurts. Why would wealthy people hire a nobody to do work? That's not how it works.

most gay men are

>I went out with a couple of mates
>all of them brought their girlfriends
>6 couples talking about couple thing while I get drunk
I really need to get a gf. Or my m8s need to leave their gfs

taking your gf when you're going out drinking with your mates is treason

gib euros

>journalist, videographer, photographer
that 1500 bucks a month if you're lucky

pay your fucking debts first

Well it's either that or I don't see them at all. Becoming old really sucks

My parents are dentists, 90% will go into the same field, I just need to get into med school. I also met a pretty girl with nice ass, just after a break-up. She likes me.

I'm gonna fuck it up lads, aren't I?

> t. someone under 25

lol life will come at you fast

Migrate here and become a nurse or dentist either way you'll make dosh and women will flock to you because you'll get free condoms at work

i rly, rly enjoyed that webm

kek, when Amy comes back from her first semester at college

>dentist
Could you be more boring?

oh yeah, she'll be happy to be the first up against the wall

lmao, I looked up studying in US.

Yale explicitly says that if you are a foreigner, you can kiss their ass, because you won't get a scholarship and basically... You are fucking poor.

Yeah, I could be German.

whatcha drinking, lads?

underrated poo

Send me $300 then

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>le life is suffering meme

Shut the fuck up retards

Regards,

American Buddhist

Krombacher

Nothing, but this time tomorrow i'll be drunk for sure. Fuck this shitty life. I've already spent half of my monthly budget on alcohol like a true scumbag slav.

yeah, I'll totally listen to the advice 15 year old who spends most of his life in his mother's basement, instead of actually caring about the business management degree I got from a UK college

Keep being edgy m8, maybe one day you'll make 1% of the money I spent zero (0) days to earn

>Keep being edgy m8, maybe one day you'll make 1% of the money I spent zero (0) days to earn

Based German

Where are you from? Istria? Dalmatia? Slavonia? Croatia proper?

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enjoy

>tfw on beer 4
>friend coming over and more beer is on the way

I have work tomorrow, I'm gonna get blamed for something that wasn't my fault, and I'm ready to be too hungover to care.

I'm from Međimurje in the north of Croatia but I'm currently living in Zagreb.

>beer 4

Lmfao wow your a faggot huh

how do you just meet a nice normal woman when you are already Cristiano Ronaldo at his age/fame level ??
how did they even meet? why her? whats the catch, when you can have any woman on earth to settle down with...
its overwhelming really.

Pqthetic proxy using samefag

I slept in Zagreb once, and it was eerie. Completely empty town. I can't remember the day of the week, but even my town seems livelier at night. Strange. Still, I've been in Croatia like 10 times. Makarska, Istria, Murter, Dubrovnik, Vis, the list goes on... Lovely country desu. Just like Slovenia.

Explain,

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I love papal beats.

>this flag
>this post
who knew!

Well, the best bet is to get involved in people who don't care about soccer, i.e. are less likely to recognise you.

every place in croatia is empty

You were here in summer weren't you? Zagreb in summer is empty... every one goes to the shore.

Owning an olive tree does not make anybody rich

Obviously. I somewhat envy you guys with having top 10 shore in the world. It's funny though, how Pula was fucking terrible aside from the amphitheatre

I was surprised to know whole former Yugoslavia has like 25 million people, while being bigger than Poland.

considering she is European is that even possible?