Alrighty boys. Let me lay out the situation. >Be me >In College >Have crush on a girl I've been around since kindergarten >Never really spoken >She's a bit heavy, and she's incredibly shy >She rarely talks among her group of friends >Her "friends" are total bitches who keep her and a less-than-good-looking girl around to make themselves feel better about the fact that they'd be 8s or 9s were it not for incredibly minor things they can't help >She's rarely without her group though >I think she's afraid of her "friends" ditching her >If I, a 6'3" 290lb. brute, was to walk up and try to start a conversation like it's a thing to do, her friends would push me away and she wouldn't stop them for fear of them ditching her >I can't find her on social media
Ok, that's actually funny. I chuckled. But no. I like having long hair. I look like an actual downie without it.
Jacob Peterson
How do you know so much about this girl if youve never spoken You've already come this far with stalking might as well go the full route and DENNIS her
Chase Hall
this and lose some weight so that you don't look like a downie
Blake Jackson
Is it really stalking if we get put at desks that are near eachother and I overhear what is said among her group? Besides, D.E.N.N.I.S only works in It's Always Sunny.
David Cruz
Check'd, and still no. Look, even my skinnier brother (who is legit a model) looks like a dumbass with short hair. Pic related, it's him.
Maybe just try to "open a door" and do something nice to her, she may notice you. Or find any pretext, like a lesson you missed and you need to take somebody else notes or shit
Camden Scott
Any pretext I can think of would seem odd and ill-founded, mostly because I have two people in both classes we share that I work with and copy off of when I miss a day, and I can't think of a time when I've seen her alone.. Just walking across the room and saying "Hey, I missed yesterday, can I copy your notes?" Would seem odd when someone who almost definetely has better notes is sitting right next to where I was, plus her friends would immediately start harassing me.
William Gray
Hm yeah looks a bit more complicated. Do you know if you have common interest with her (like any)
Cooper Sanders
No clue. Like I said, I've listened to her friend's conversations, and she'll pitch in one or two statements. Despite being in the same classes for literally 13 years, I have absolutely no clue.
Chase Sanchez
I would get as much advice from this board as possible then disregard all of it. Most of us are barely functioning social retards, so any advice you get from here is something you shouldn't do.
Jeremiah Rogers
It occurred to me there is one saving grace. Every now and again I'll look up from what I'm doing to find her looking at me from across the room. We both look away immediately after. That happens two or three times per class period.
As opposed to.../adv/, for example? They've been completely ignoring my thread.
Sebastian Jenkins
Dude honestly all I can think of is wait until you see her by herself and go talk to her/ask her out. There has to be some point when shes alone and you get an opening. If she likes you she'll say yes
Camden Rivera
The D.E.N.N.I.S. system is fucking real. Its fucking depressing how easy it is to do it to a girl without the intentions of leaving her a broken mess
Jackson Diaz
If shes looking at you then smile or do something funny to retain her attention. And if all else fails seriously get a haircut
Brayden Brown
What the hell would that make it then? D.E.N.N.I?
Josiah Brooks
What's Dennis system looked it up doesn't make sense to me
Jeremiah Perez
HEY DUMBASS, UNLESS THIS GIRLS A LESBIAN, GET A FUCKING HAIRCUT
Not joke, but you really need a change of look, a haircut, shave, a shirt (a serius one, stylish, maybe purple), khakis, nice shoes. Seriously use a "working executive man" look this will really help you. Then you go to the hottest girl in your crush group ( I'm talking about the alpha bitch) and ask her to hel you with your crush that you like.
And man, really, change the look, it will really help you, people care about that shit and will treat you seriously different you dont have to change you, just your style. Worked really good for me, im fatter, uglier and probably a 3, buy ended with an 8 for wife, just for trying.
Kayden Nguyen
You look like a nasty autist with it so it's a lose lose.
Jack Rogers
Tell her that if she doesnt cram her meaty cunt mound into your mouth immediately youre going to twist her tits clean off.
Sebastian Wood
At a certain point, the pursuit of love isn't worth sacrificing personal values and integrity. I'm a biker, and I damn-near live for the scalp massage that the wind in your hair gives. Plus, as already stated, I only look worse with short hair. Been thinking about dying two grey strips down the sides of my head over the summer though, to match how my hair is prematurely greying though.
Asher Bell
If you're asking for advice and not willing to take any then just fucking ask her you fucking pussy bitch. If she says no then move the fuck on.
Isaac Ward
This
Isaac Lewis
Yeah just keep transforming yourself into a faggier mess of a person then go to a job interview after you graduate being a goofy looking fuck with no social skills or personality and hope your dumb quirky looks get you by. Youve got a long road of disappointment ahead of you.
I tried it once back in 2010 and couldn't get into it.
Well I fail to see how that could help at all.
Jacob Hall
runescape? overwatch? anything?
Henry Brooks
long hair isn't for everyone op, it wasn't for me, and as this thread has probably made you aware, it isn't for you either. you don't have to get a buzzcut, but please, cut it.
Nathaniel Reyes
Nah. Never really liked MMOs.
Justin Davis
Get some balls and ask her, show confidence... drink some beers before if needed. And please fix your fucking hair or she is just going to run away from you
I feel like people are assuming I don't brush my hair based on the fact that I look a bit frazzled in the pic. I brush it damn-near hourly, and I keep it in a ponytail. That pic was taken when I needed to brush it again.
Samuel Garcia
Fucking kek
Asher Lewis
A shitty clapped out 20cc scooter that you deliver pizzas with doesn't classify you as biker, you fucking autist.
please op, even google things you should get a haircut
Daniel Reyes
Act confident OP chicks love it. Act like its a thing you do as you say. If they try take her away tell them off and say you are trying to talk to her and they should leave you both alone. If they succeed then say before she goes that you just want her number so you can chat privately then hand her a pen and paper.
Austin Foster
You look like fucking shit user, like seriously how autistic are you? No wonder the bitch doesn't like your ass or notice you god damn. Also stop being a fat tendies eating faggot and do some cardio.
Blake Hall
Jesus fucking Christ you're not helping yourself here are you
Daniel Morris
>ponytail oh god no, that's even worse
Lincoln Cooper
>Ladypleaser99
James Jones
You are cool bro, just don't overthink it
Samuel Mitchell
Nah bro it's all you bro
Connor Clark
Oh shit you know my IRC handle?
Ethan Russell
Nah. Pretty sure a 1200 Harley Davidson Sportster counts until I can afford a Fat Boy though.
Have you ever tried riding a motorcycle with untied hair? It gets tangled SO bad.
Isaiah Sanchez
>Have you ever tried riding a motorcycle with untied hair? It gets tangled SO bad. no, i haven't, yet somehow it's never been a problem for me, can you guess why?
Jace White
You're too pussy to ride a motorcycle?
Joseph Carter
Only retards and wannabe biker dudes own harleys
Anthony Perez
i wouldn't say because i'm too pussy, more just never had the interest/opportunity, but what i was going for was GET A HAIRCUT
Ethan Reyes
Zozz gimme that boipucci
Adrian Turner
Take this whole thread and your attitude in it as evidence as to why you're never going to ask this girl out and she'll never be your gf
Owen Cruz
As opposed to...Indian Motorcycles? I guess the Honda Goldwing counts in those circles too?
Connor Lopez
This, unfortunately he's too autistic for self reflection. He thinks he's different and cool or some shit and completely out of touch with how society actually works.
You literally had like 10+ years to ask her out and you didn't cuck
Nicholas Miller
You know, you're not wrong, I was just never interested until she caught my eye last year.
Sebastian Stewart
>Says it's bait Everytime someone points out his floors
I'm starting to think the bait pictures are actually there to bait us, bite the fucking bullet and listen to the advice, we might be a bunch of cunts but it's because we're being brutally honest
Asher Nguyen
Doesn't matter, New World Order Second Coming Mayan Prophecy, Embargo on Powder Donuts, this stuff is what matters.
Adam Parker
Lose weight, shave neck beard, and move out of parents' basement.
Oliver James
Holy shit you genuinely are the biggest faggot on the internet
Oliver Rivera
>>floors
Landon James
>Your shitty attitude
Elijah Stewart
Y'know, if anything can be said about me, it's that I keep my neckbeard not shaven, but waxed.
Gavin Ward
Don't listen to them op you look great to me, just try start conversation with her one with a funny one liner
Can someone explain what Dennis means please, thank you.
Julian Harris
Fuck sakes just Google meatspin it's like the first result
Elijah Evans
He looks like almost as much of a dipshit as you.
Anthony Perez
Your bait doesn't work, kill yourself.
Justin Robinson
Fuck you I'll have you know he's actually a well respected model, take your shitty insults elsewhere
Andrew Wood
OP impersonation: Failed. My younger brother is a dumbass and will probably take his career nowhere. I was just using him as a hair comparison.
Cooper Hill
OP, like, what? A crush from Kindergarten to now and you haven't spoken much to her? You need to act now or she'll eventually move on with her life. When that happens you'll feel disappointed at yourself, probably beat yourself up for a while thinking on what-ifs. I'd know, it's happened to me and it's a pretty bad feeling. Get to know her better and try. Even if she rejects at least you got the what-ifs feelings off your chest.
Jaxon Russell
YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING MANKEY. I DESPISE YOU.
Lincoln Powell
Borrow his straightner maybe
Nolan Allen
This thread hs to be bait
Isaac Powell
>I lost
Cooper Cooper
Sameguy, Also start lifting and get a haircut. Maybe get a comb back and a beard, I think you'd look good with it.
Easton Jackson
My hair is already dead. That's desecrating a grave.
Pic Related. You think I'd actually look for advice here?
Even old people ride motorcycles. It has nothing to do with being a pussy or not, but about whether you actually like motorcycles and are an enthusiast. Your posts scream that you bought a motorcycle to call yourself a biker because you think they are tough or something, which is the absolute worst reason to buy one. The wind in the hair says no helmet either. Also Harley’s are for fags, unreliable, garbage performance and twice the cost of a marginally better bike. Total brand fags bike you sound like some girl wanting to buy a 2000 dollar handbag because it’s the new in brand. Go kill yourself. Won’t be that hard considering you’re probably a shit rider
Joshua Anderson
This op. The looking good comment was obviously just this person trying to be nice. But the main point is golden. Your only move is to be the fat funny guy. But just be careful if you try too hard you like worse than you ever thought possible
>after this thread dies OP still won't get a haircut despite now knowing what everyone almost certainly including his kindergarten crush thinks about his long hair
Leo Gomez
you look like a hippie freak as it is, get it cut.
Daniel Torres
Still not skinny and looks like a troll
Joseph Jackson
You would be ten times better if you just shaved your nose.
>looks like a dumbass with short hair he has long hair in that pic retard, also, google images thinks he's a girl too
Jace Harris
>Huehuehue it's just bait
Benjamin Ramirez
Show me your man glands
Joseph Garcia
If that’s actually you then I guess i’ll just be honest for your sake, you need to lose abit of weight, if you like long hair you need to do more with it looks all dry and nasty I go from longhair to regular a lot try conditioner or shampoo or something, that being said you’re not a complete right off, make eye contact with her and smile (subtly not a big creepy smile) if she smiles back, next time you see her by herself strike up a conversation then ask at the end of the conversation if it goes well for her Facebook or something...it’s simple as fuck dude you just gotta come prepared if you don’t look nice or smell nice she’ll already be turned off
Carter Kelly
>brute KEKAMANJARO I'm 6'0 and weigh 220lb because I do MMA 6 times a week, where do you keep your lbs brah?
>after typing this out i realised i got baited, hook, line and sinker.