Walked in on dad Alt-tabbing out of gay / trap porn several times

Ian Stewart
Ian Stewart

walked in on dad Alt-tabbing out of gay / trap porn several times
a year later (now) sent him a meme involving traps
he fucking straight-face acts oblivious to what they are
have to explain traps to my dad

how many fucking degenerates are hiding in plain sight among us

he was convincing enough that if I hadn't seen that shit with my own eyes
I would have believed him

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Owen Wilson
Owen Wilson

pic related is the meme

not the first time he's lied to my face
lied about the outcome of a boxing match to rip me off $10
lied about not having weed
lied about no longer holding a grudge against my mom

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Nicholas Hughes
Nicholas Hughes

Ur dad gay

Ian Martinez
Ian Martinez

Should have called him out on his faggotry.
Makes you a beta fag for your actions.

Owen Nguyen
Owen Nguyen

he's a fucking intimidating guy user
loud, muscular, short tempered
sorry if my skinny ass doesn't want to get beaten up over my dad's weird kinks

Liam Lopez
Liam Lopez

leddit /9gag tier humor

Landon Green
Landon Green

Your dad is going to fuck your boipucci

Isaiah Ortiz
Isaiah Ortiz

It's not a meme, ur dad really is gay

David Evans
David Evans

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Ian Howard
Ian Howard

sending trap memes to your dad

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Connor Lopez
Connor Lopez

it's this
I was trying to make him uncomfortable,
and clearly I succeeded

because he acted confused and made me explain it to him over text
then the next time I saw him in person, he wanted me to explain it to him again

I guess he really needed me to believe him

Jonathan Miller
Jonathan Miller

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Daniel Allen
Daniel Allen

i walk in on my dad ones watching porn on his pc.
he sat there with a glass of wine and a back of crisps, he didnt even fucking flinch. he wasnt even touching himself, just observing, like one would observe a exotic animal. .

Oliver Hill
Oliver Hill

Keep spamming your dad. Post more traps. Just for the sake of being weird, tell him you've caught him on the act

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Owen Nguyen
Owen Nguyen

clearly a man of culture

Jordan Wright
Jordan Wright

I'm a degenerate. I took creepshots of my hot af neighbor and photoshopped her into porn pics

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Lincoln Cook
Lincoln Cook

And you know what sucks? We almost had oral one time. She got in my room. I got naked in front of her. She was getting wet. Kind of complicated to explain why it didn't happen but I still have a crush on her.

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Oliver Cook
Oliver Cook

Post them

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Kevin Morris
Kevin Morris

I can't. Too risky. I was lazy with most of them except one. Damn I did that one good. She was wearing a bikini but she legit looks authentically naked with the way I edited it. Again tho, too risky.

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Luis Perry
Luis Perry

Maybe thats what OP's ultimate objective is.

Julian Sanchez
Julian Sanchez

what porn was he watching?

Carter Scott
Carter Scott

Fuck it. I'll sort of post it but not really.

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Isaiah Ramirez
Isaiah Ramirez

Kind of complicated to explain why it didn't happen but I still have a crush on her.
go on m8
tell us?

Jayden Phillips
Jayden Phillips

Basically I cucked myself by putting my clothes back on.

John Gray
John Gray

Which is exactly the humor of Sup Forums, the board every other board agrees is easily the cesspool of the site. Boards never agree on anything.
If you honestly aren't self aware enough to see that I'm not sure you can be helped.

Ryan Howard
Ryan Howard

actually I was just replying to bump my thread

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Luis Moore
Luis Moore

damn user
why'd you do it though?

Grayson Mitchell
Grayson Mitchell

Hahaha you got a fag dad, buddy, bet you inherited the fag, you fag son

Wyatt Rodriguez
Wyatt Rodriguez

Idk man but everytime I think about it I regret it since she used to have a big crush on me.

Jace Miller
Jace Miller

The glass is always half full, always-a-faggot-op.
be you
encourage your dad to into traps
play off his emotions as no big deal; people are different
occasionally bring up your dads will and beneficiaries
occasionally bring up you want him to live a long and enjoyable life and to make sure his life insurance policy is outstanding
encourage him to transition into a trap himself
be a total loving son along this endeavour of his
once he hits emotional rock bottom from his transformation and being a total psychological wreck, you passively aggressively start pushing suicide as the only option but to make it look unintentional to save his honor
hopefully he does so and you cash in a massive life insurance policy and are willed all his belongings

Statistically speaking, traps are around 76% suicide rate, which is the highest of any demographic. You can do this OP. It's going to be a long haul, but you rid the world of a degenerate and take all his money for your own greater good.

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Camden Peterson
Camden Peterson

damn, but to be honest it probably wasn't too late to salvage it
if the next time you saw her,
you could have apologized and blamed it on nerves, and gone in to kiss her

don't worry tho, I've got plenty of regrets myself

be 13 at this carnival by myself
get on pic related
feeling tense, so talk to random girl my age next to me
me: "you scared?"
she laughs, says no cus she's been on lots of rides already
when it ends she asks me to go to another ride
it involves sitting in a 2-seat car cramped up together
spins around so she's leaning on me
faggot dad (literally) picks me up
never got her number or email or anything
she was nicer to me than any of my friends
I could have gotten my first kiss at 13

be 15 dancing at u18 club
cute blonde girl walks up to me
her: "you're a really good dancer"
me: "thanks, you too"
keep dancing, say nothing else to her
see blurry photos of her on event page on FB
but she isn't tagged so I can't even remember what I missed out on

there's probably another 10 but that's all i can remember right now

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