>walked in on dad Alt-tabbing out of gay / trap porn several times >a year later (now) sent him a meme involving traps >he fucking straight-face acts oblivious to what they are >have to explain traps to my dad
how many fucking degenerates are hiding in plain sight among us
he was convincing enough that if I hadn't seen that shit with my own eyes I would have believed him
not the first time he's lied to my face >lied about the outcome of a boxing match to rip me off $10 >lied about not having weed >lied about no longer holding a grudge against my mom
i walk in on my dad ones watching porn on his pc. he sat there with a glass of wine and a back of crisps, he didnt even fucking flinch. he wasnt even touching himself, just observing, like one would observe a exotic animal. .
Oliver Hill
Keep spamming your dad. Post more traps. Just for the sake of being weird, tell him you've caught him on the act
And you know what sucks? We almost had oral one time. She got in my room. I got naked in front of her. She was getting wet. Kind of complicated to explain why it didn't happen but I still have a crush on her.
I can't. Too risky. I was lazy with most of them except one. Damn I did that one good. She was wearing a bikini but she legit looks authentically naked with the way I edited it. Again tho, too risky.
>Kind of complicated to explain why it didn't happen but I still have a crush on her. go on m8 tell us?
Jayden Phillips
Basically I cucked myself by putting my clothes back on.
John Gray
Which is exactly the humor of Sup Forums, the board every other board agrees is easily the cesspool of the site. Boards never agree on anything. If you honestly aren't self aware enough to see that I'm not sure you can be helped.
Hahaha you got a fag dad, buddy, bet you inherited the fag, you fag son
Wyatt Rodriguez
Idk man but everytime I think about it I regret it since she used to have a big crush on me.
Jace Miller
The glass is always half full, always-a-faggot-op. >be you >encourage your dad to into traps >play off his emotions as no big deal; people are different >occasionally bring up your dads will and beneficiaries >occasionally bring up you want him to live a long and enjoyable life and to make sure his life insurance policy is outstanding >encourage him to transition into a trap himself >be a total loving son along this endeavour of his >once he hits emotional rock bottom from his transformation and being a total psychological wreck, you passively aggressively start pushing suicide as the only option but to make it look unintentional to save his honor >hopefully he does so and you cash in a massive life insurance policy and are willed all his belongings
Statistically speaking, traps are around 76% suicide rate, which is the highest of any demographic. You can do this OP. It's going to be a long haul, but you rid the world of a degenerate and take all his money for your own greater good.
damn, but to be honest it probably wasn't too late to salvage it if the next time you saw her, you could have apologized and blamed it on nerves, and gone in to kiss her
don't worry tho, I've got plenty of regrets myself
>be 13 at this carnival by myself >get on pic related >feeling tense, so talk to random girl my age next to me >me: "you scared?" >she laughs, says no cus she's been on lots of rides already >when it ends she asks me to go to another ride >it involves sitting in a 2-seat car cramped up together >spins around so she's leaning on me >faggot dad (literally) picks me up >never got her number or email or anything >she was nicer to me than any of my friends >I could have gotten my first kiss at 13
>be 15 dancing at u18 club >cute blonde girl walks up to me >her: "you're a really good dancer" >me: "thanks, you too" >keep dancing, say nothing else to her >see blurry photos of her on event page on FB >but she isn't tagged so I can't even remember what I missed out on
there's probably another 10 but that's all i can remember right now