Hi, Im new here

Justin Martinez
Justin Martinez

Hi, Im new here. I saw lots of funny green word stories on other sites like 9 gag and wanted to see where theyc ome from.

make me laugh 4/b/

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Elijah Williams
Elijah Williams

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Luke Turner
Luke Turner

Pewdiepie reddit kid

Juan Reyes
Juan Reyes

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Noah Parker
Noah Parker

NO

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Christopher Morgan
Christopher Morgan

Nigger

Hunter Brooks
Hunter Brooks

Some shitty bait there faggot

Jack Gray
Jack Gray

GR8B8M8 8/8

Lurk more newfag

Lucas Baker
Lucas Baker

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Nicholas Richardson
Nicholas Richardson

I only know how to reply to this post, I dont know how to make a new one, but I thought this place was funny, Seems a bit angry to me.

James Scott
James Scott

when bubba enters op's cell in juvie

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Jayden Murphy
Jayden Murphy

projecting this hard

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Ryder Gonzalez
Ryder Gonzalez

Whats wrong with Pewdiepie? Hes funny!

Hunter Sanders
Hunter Sanders

look this newfagget lol amirite guys

WE R LEGION WE DO NOT 4GET OR 4GIVE

9fag is about to get raided so fucking hard LOL

man does it smell like summer in this threat

us oldfags KEK (been here since 2015)

expect us

Jace Bennett
Jace Bennett

I went dogging last night
Got my dick sucked by a gay black bloke
Turns out I ain't gay/bi
Kept going soft
Didn't cum
When it came to my turn to suck his dick
He had a smaller dick than mine
Happy with that find
I thought I had the smallest dick in the world
But I found a smaller one on a black bloke in a car park
Kek
Then I puked on it after putting it in my mouth
He left
I still feel sick

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Eli Martinez
Eli Martinez

where's the dubs faGgOT

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Isaac Davis
Isaac Davis

That was the greenword like I wanted, but not really funny. Where is the funny stuff? I will probably go back to 9 gag and reddit, cus this seems pretty terrible.

Eli Ward
Eli Ward

I thought it was funny....
Sorry my life isn't up to your 9fag standards.

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Adam Cox
Adam Cox

Im sorry. It jsut seemed more gay than funny.

Julian Bennett
Julian Bennett

That's because it was gay.
I experimented and it back fired on me, and I puked on him.
I still find it funny even if you don't.

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Ayden Martinez
Ayden Martinez

Oh god. Im an oldfag but when i was a newfag i wasn't a retard like this bitch. Do some digging up, go on Imgur and Reddit to find greentexts, but don't FUCKING ASK FOR THEM!!!!

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William Reyes
William Reyes

I wanted some new greentexts. I have read the ones on facebook and reddit a heap. Thought you guys were actually funny. Guess I was wong

Nathan Lewis
Nathan Lewis

Im an oldfag
The fact you typed that makes you a fag but proves you ain't an oldfag.

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Thomas Evans
Thomas Evans

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David Cruz
David Cruz

green word
9fag
Nice bait

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Zachary Wood
Zachary Wood

This place is funny. We are a toxic community 90% of the time but we can say some good jokes. I say it again. Go on Imgur and search up greentexts and enjoy. If you don't want serious and toxic conversations gtfo.

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Sebastian Gomez
Sebastian Gomez

Why don't you do something funny OP?
Entertain us for a change?

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Matthew Walker
Matthew Walker

I bet you still need parental permission-based to go on Disney.com

Brandon Wright
Brandon Wright

Well you don't have to belive me.

Gabriel Jackson
Gabriel Jackson

Well you don't have to belive me.
That's good, because I don't.

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Benjamin Reed
Benjamin Reed

*insert some random ass porn pic because im a horny fuck who will never get laid*

Cameron Nelson
Cameron Nelson

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Jace Adams
Jace Adams

Too soon, user

Ryan Cooper
Ryan Cooper

Yea that makes sense...
It's not like I just announced I got my dick sucked in a car park by a gay nigger with a small cock?

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Isaiah Sullivan
Isaiah Sullivan

well good for you, faggot

Connor Cruz
Connor Cruz

Did you steal my cat? It makes the same face. Can't find her with the other hens

Eli Walker
Eli Walker

the jawas die in the new star wars
hahah rekt 4gay

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Aiden Wright
Aiden Wright

I'm not a faggot but atleast I tried.
I was hoping dogging involved more women TBH.
But I utilised the tools at my disposal at the time.

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Jason Mitchell
Jason Mitchell

Well hey, it's not gay if you don't push back. Keep enjoying getting railed Sup Forumsro

Mason Collins
Mason Collins

I did the math and research. According to Wikipedia, the average length of a penis varies from 5.1 to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches for an average. The average radius from the core center of the penis to the skin on the outside is .75 inches. From this we can roughly find the volume with pi timed radius squared times height. This comes around as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inches. Next I found the volume of the average human adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an object mass by the force of gravity, 9.81 meters per second. After taking gravity out of the equation, the average mass of an adult human male is 7.14 kg. I then found the volume by dividing this number by the average density of a human, according to Wikipedia, 985 kg per meter cubed. The volume of the adult male was then found to be .0072516316 cubic meters. Utilizing the volume of the average penis I found earlier, 9.72 in cubed, I get .0001592828 meters cubed. This means the penis is 2.19% of an adult male's volume.Assuming a lack of testosterone or female hormones makes the person a female, balls ignored for ease, fucking a trap is only 2.19% homosexual.

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Eli Harris
Eli Harris

The word I would use to describe myself is bi-curious but I'm a lot less curious after realising dicks in my mouth make me puke.

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Carson Nguyen
Carson Nguyen

kek

Camden Taylor
Camden Taylor

how did you know??
are you hacking my pc?

Nolan Collins
Nolan Collins

Nice copy pasta Sup Forumsro but there is only 3 titles available.
Gay
Bi
Straight
You may be bi-curious also but that just means you tested been bi.

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Nolan Evans
Nolan Evans

hai, you have to go back

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John Young
John Young

Thx doc

Nathan Sanchez
Nathan Sanchez

I'm bi Sup Forumsro

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