Hi, Im new here. I saw lots of funny green word stories on other sites like 9 gag and wanted to see where theyc ome from.
make me laugh 4/b/
Hi, Im new here...
Justin Martinez
Elijah Williams
Luke Turner
Pewdiepie reddit kid
Juan Reyes
Noah Parker
NO
Christopher Morgan
Nigger
Hunter Brooks
Some shitty bait there faggot
Jack Gray
GR8B8M8 8/8
Lurk more newfag
Lucas Baker
Nicholas Richardson
I only know how to reply to this post, I dont know how to make a new one, but I thought this place was funny, Seems a bit angry to me.
James Scott
>when bubba enters op's cell in juvie
Jayden Murphy
>projecting this hard
Ryder Gonzalez
Whats wrong with Pewdiepie? Hes funny!
Hunter Sanders
look this newfagget lol amirite guys
WE R LEGION WE DO NOT 4GET OR 4GIVE
9fag is about to get raided so fucking hard LOL
man does it smell like summer in this threat
us oldfags KEK (been here since 2015)
expect us
Jace Bennett
>I went dogging last night
>Got my dick sucked by a gay black bloke
>Turns out I ain't gay/bi
>Kept going soft
>Didn't cum
>When it came to my turn to suck his dick
>He had a smaller dick than mine
>Happy with that find
>I thought I had the smallest dick in the world
>But I found a smaller one on a black bloke in a car park
>Kek
>Then I puked on it after putting it in my mouth
>He left
>I still feel sick
Eli Martinez
where's the dubs faGgOT
Isaac Davis
That was the greenword like I wanted, but not really funny. Where is the funny stuff? I will probably go back to 9 gag and reddit, cus this seems pretty terrible.
Eli Ward
I thought it was funny....
Sorry my life isn't up to your 9fag standards.
Adam Cox
Im sorry. It jsut seemed more gay than funny.
Julian Bennett
That's because it was gay.
I experimented and it back fired on me, and I puked on him.
I still find it funny even if you don't.
Ayden Martinez
Oh god. Im an oldfag but when i was a newfag i wasn't a retard like this bitch. Do some digging up, go on Imgur and Reddit to find greentexts, but don't FUCKING ASK FOR THEM!!!!
William Reyes
I wanted some new greentexts. I have read the ones on facebook and reddit a heap. Thought you guys were actually funny. Guess I was wong
Nathan Lewis
>Im an oldfag
The fact you typed that makes you a fag but proves you ain't an oldfag.
Thomas Evans
David Cruz
>green word
>9fag
Nice bait
Zachary Wood
This place is funny. We are a toxic community 90% of the time but we can say some good jokes. I say it again. Go on Imgur and search up greentexts and enjoy. If you don't want serious and toxic conversations gtfo.
Sebastian Gomez
Why don't you do something funny OP?
Entertain us for a change?
Matthew Walker
I bet you still need parental permission-based to go on Disney.com
Brandon Wright
Well you don't have to belive me.
Gabriel Jackson
>Well you don't have to belive me.
That's good, because I don't.
Benjamin Reed
*insert some random ass porn pic because im a horny fuck who will never get laid*
Cameron Nelson
Jace Adams
Too soon, user
Ryan Cooper
Yea that makes sense...
It's not like I just announced I got my dick sucked in a car park by a gay nigger with a small cock?
Isaiah Sullivan
well good for you, faggot
Connor Cruz
Did you steal my cat? It makes the same face. Can't find her with the other hens
Eli Walker
>the jawas die in the new star wars
hahah rekt 4gay
Aiden Wright
I'm not a faggot but atleast I tried.
I was hoping dogging involved more women TBH.
But I utilised the tools at my disposal at the time.
Jason Mitchell
Well hey, it's not gay if you don't push back. Keep enjoying getting railed Sup Forumsro
Mason Collins
I did the math and research. According to Wikipedia, the average length of a penis varies from 5.1 to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches for an average. The average radius from the core center of the penis to the skin on the outside is .75 inches. From this we can roughly find the volume with pi timed radius squared times height. This comes around as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inches. Next I found the volume of the average human adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an object mass by the force of gravity, 9.81 meters per second. After taking gravity out of the equation, the average mass of an adult human male is 7.14 kg. I then found the volume by dividing this number by the average density of a human, according to Wikipedia, 985 kg per meter cubed. The volume of the adult male was then found to be .0072516316 cubic meters. Utilizing the volume of the average penis I found earlier, 9.72 in cubed, I get .0001592828 meters cubed. This means the penis is 2.19% of an adult male's volume.Assuming a lack of testosterone or female hormones makes the person a female, balls ignored for ease, fucking a trap is only 2.19% homosexual.
Eli Harris
The word I would use to describe myself is bi-curious but I'm a lot less curious after realising dicks in my mouth make me puke.
Carson Nguyen
kek
Camden Taylor
how did you know??
are you hacking my pc?
Nolan Collins
Nice copy pasta Sup Forumsro but there is only 3 titles available.
>Gay
>Bi
>Straight
You may be bi-curious also but that just means you tested been bi.
Nolan Evans
hai, you have to go back
John Young
Thx doc
Nathan Sanchez
I'm bi Sup Forumsro