>be me
>first time in a club
>think the music is trash
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>put headphones on and turn the music to max
>my friends take photos and laugh
>why am I like this
Be me
Jacob Green
Brandon Lopez
You'd be a good fit for those 'silent' parties
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Thomas Johnson
go home you beta piece of shit
Caleb Johnson
Because you're a low t beta autist? Try suicide, it might help
Logan Myers
Pro tip: all club music is trash
Nathaniel Watson
Not when Cascada plays
Brody Hall
Or special D
William Robinson
basically the only socially acceptable music, ever.
James Harris
who
Christopher Wilson
Try google you dumb fuck
Ayden Baker
lol
Isaac Brown
Earphones? Or legit full on autist over the head phones, if you pulled out headphones and wondered about like a fucking retarded going ‘WHAAA?!’ ‘HUHH?’ I’d take a photo to
Lincoln Ross
Yea, more like lazy because it's not important/interesting enough for me to try to find a "cool" song by them
Josiah Bell
Listen to Cascada - Everytime We Touch on repeat, then you are set for life
John Martinez
This.
Thomas Rivera
this club music is ultra faggy, no thanks
Aaron White
Go home american dumb fuck. this is standard europe music
Daniel Martinez
sorry I don't like the euro standard and am not in house edm
Wyatt Watson
Underage faggot detected.
Jonathan Powell
It tingles my neckbeard
Jayden Allen
>likes house edm
>calls others faggots
Show me your sweet rave bracelets Sup Forumsro, kek
Zachary Harris
>be me
>find shitty Sup Forums thread
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>I did the math and research. According to Wikipedia, the average length of a penis varies from 5.1 to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches for an average. The average radius from the core center of the penis to the skin on the outside is .75 inches. From this we can roughly find the volume with pi timed radius squared times height. This comes around as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inches. Next I found the volume of the average human adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an object mass by the force of gravity, 9.81 meters per second. After taking gravity out of the equation, the average mass of an adult human male is 7.14 kg. I then found the volume by dividing this number by the average density of a human, according to Wikipedia, 985 kg per meter cubed. The volume of the adult male was then found to be .0072516316 cubic meters. Utilizing the volume of the average penis I found earlier, 9.72 in cubed, I get .0001592828 meters cubed. This means the penis is 2.19% of an adult male's volume.Assuming a lack of testosterone or female hormones makes the person a female, balls ignored for ease, fucking a trap is only 2.19% homosexual.