You will never be German

>You will never be German
>You will never wake up at 5:00 AM every day except Sunday, where you let yourself sleep in late and get up at 5:30
>You will never eat ten sausages for breakfast
>You will never drive one of those really tiny European cars to work
>You will never spend twelve hours ever day doing a menial task
>You will never drive back home and use your free time to play Air Traffic Control Tower Simulator
>You will never go to sleep just as the Muslim prayers begin again on the street

Thank God

>tfw do literally none of these things

What time do you wake up?

>be american
>need to go to dentist because all food and bevearges are filled with sugar
>dentist removes a tooth
>that would be 40.000$ plus tip sir
>cant afford it
>become homeless
>get raped by niggers on the street

high noon
sometimes earlier, sometimes later

40 dollars isn't too bad a price desu :)

>be German
>eat sausage 3 meals a day
>wear lederhosen everywhere
>have a job as a forklift operator
>go home and play forklift operator simulator
>eat pretzels and drink beer

sounds like a comfy life t bh

I wish it were as acceptable to walk around everywhere wearing lederhosen tracht here as it is in germany

:(

>be german
>go to imageboard
>try to make fun of other countries
>only get replies back calling you ahmed

I wish I could live such an idyllic 19th century provincial life

>be american
>go on Sup Forums to discuss your ancestors :) culture
>only get replies from LARPing turks

tfw do all of them except air traffic controller

...

every. damn. time.

fuck t*rks

i do farm simulator and bus simulator instead

hate selfhating fags like this

germany is shit

Inevitable given the reverberating consequences from the actions of your historical figures.

Russian self-haters are still the best.

this is reality you german subhuman
fuck germany

U sure u are not german? Cause ur mom eats my sausage for breakfest kek

he just sounds like a man with a rational way of looking at things

>"german"
>bavarian dress, flag and food

erry time

not for me turkroach

Go back to Somalia

You realize North Germany is literal shit, right? Only decent Germany is Southern and Catholic.

I'm probably whiter than you. No offence.

I take it you've never been to south Germany, other than maybe getting pissed with your mates for Wiesn

but he's right

he gets his education on Sup Forums

>be niederlande
>colgate of your ami master

>germany is shit :((((
>but I still live here
Fucking nu-Brandenburger

Is Germany depressive af? Everyone I know irl says that.

>>You will never wake up at 5:00 AM every day except Sunday, where you let yourself sleep in late and get up at 5:30

german people are too working.
im lucky to be japanese.

It is for the most parts.
Much like Britain but on land and with less culture.

The UK. Yea that place was kinda depressing when I went there. Even during the summer.
But when I travelled to Austria or Switzerland, I didn't notice those places to be that depressing. Is Germany substantially different from those two 'Germanic' countries?

it is 5 am right now and i am about to go to bed

Yes, it's different because we don't have that much rural areas and the bigger cities mostly have this dirty atmosphere.
But there are also some nice spots

>You will never be German
Praise Christ