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First for Hebron.

First for kill whitey

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It was genrikh's task to create a new threda roastie

Fuck

Last movie I watched was Escape from New York. Was pretty good.

Mfw the Jews keep clawing away land at Al-Khalil ;_;

I used to live near the barracks, good times.

Genrikh is autistic and not in a funny way like GRizou

youtube.com/watch?v=2f7z_zxQ4c8

more eatthatpussy445

>good times
Are you saying it wasn't hell on earth ? how come
what if you stayed ?

Grizou is sad as fuck; Genrikh may be an annoying piece of shit but at least he's not depressing

I meant a recent one, like at the theatre
>retro dystopian SF
comfy, watching Doomsday and V a few weeks ago made me want to marathon Mad Max all over again
non-shart Anglos have a way with this genre

Man the roads around Nablus are amazzzzing
If you go west you'll be met with a lot of greenery and a direct view until the Mediterranean, north and you'll go through different environments from desert to vast green fields. South and you have the hills of Samaria and the towns laying among the olives. East and you will just find desert and Jordan, still highway 90 is goat to drive on.

>Grizou is sad as fuck
Careful with that mouth you fucking shitskin

Just got home,
I'm on the balcony with a cup of tea while the sounds of the crickets is lulling me :3

>What if you stayed?
The world would be a very different place.

The only memorable road-related thing I have is Wadi al-Nar. I will say that it feels much different being around greenery in the Territories than it does here, not sure why.

>I meant a recent one, like at the theatre
Uhhh, I haven't watched any Hollywood garbage recently. The most recent film I watched in the theatre was a month ago, it was a Romanian movie.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graduation_(2016_film

This one was really well done. I recommend it


>watching Doomsday and V a few weeks ago made me want to marathon Mad Max all over again
Mad Max is great, have you seen Children of Men?

Dont talk about my bae like that

YAWM AL QIYAMAH WHEN?

>Wadi al-Nar
Dude, Norther WB roads are goaaat

After tomorrow

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سم أرابيك ميوزيك فور يو

tasty jams blues edition

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literally the most underrated electric blues guitar player in the history of man

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motherfucker is also crazy

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(solo is also mad fucking nice)

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it's kinda hard to draw a line between blues and rock at this point desu

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these are the ones I remember listening to, if something else comes up, and I'm sure it will desu, I'll post it here

How is stand up going?

pretty OK, me and a friend are planning to do a run in the edinburgh fringe for the month (5-26th of August); since people call me morty and his name's richard, we're calling it the adventures of rich and morty ayyyy lmao

I fantasize about girls in burkas thinking they must be so incredibly submissive, is it true?

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Listening to this atm

If you plan to do something in London hit me up, would be curious to see it irl. Vids just aren't the same

greato daze

My ancestors :)

oh folk nice man

this is pretty smooth,have you listened to other folk as well?
oh man for sure dude, will do. Starting this september I'm probably gonna be much more flexible with days I can take off and places I can go, might actually do that desu

man anytime at all yo

Niqabis tend to be the most submissive in my experience

not necessarily desu

Saudi has a fuckton of em and Kuwait too, they're equally as annoying as non-munaqabat girls

the only difference is that they get away with it in crowds much easier desu

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Why you shitskins are trying to blow your own holy places now?

Did you went completely fucking insane or what?

What's the point?

What I mean is like, she will cook and clean, she will like getting spanked, she will have sex whenever I want, just the perfect wife

The bants dude, imagine the bants

Do you expect a serious answer?

serious answer or meme

As a wife? Yeah, most likely

I actually do, because I cannot even understand what kind of logic could be behind those actions. I mean: I simply cannot comprehend what the fuck is going on.

where did this meme come from
genuinely intrested
never got a straight answer from anyone

Basically those people think holy sites are idolatry. Same reason why the Saudis (government) destroyed the prophet's house for example.

Here are some links about that :
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Destruction_of_early_Islamic_heritage_sites_in_Saudi_Arabia

time.com/3584585/saudi-arabia-bulldozes-over-its-heritage/

uscar.usc.edu/?p=1123

>cook and clean
yes

>like getting spanked
idk desu

>she will have sex whenever I want
yeah probably

>not understanding how flexible interpretations of religion can be
>still don't trust other muslims when they say "yeah eh they're kind of just doing their own thing this really isn't part of us"

you'll always have crazier interpretations of islam peddled by power hungry whackjobs based on some footnote pedantically uncovered to justify their vision of the world.

it's all politically based conflict my mayne. This isn't the first time this sorta shit happened.

"Juhayman said that his justification for the siege was that the House of Saud had lost its legitimacy through corruption and imitation of the West, an echo of his father's charge in 1921 against former Saudi king Ibn Saud. Unlike earlier anti-monarchist dissidents in the kingdom, Juhayman attacked the wahhabi ulama for failing to protest against policies that (he believed) betrayed Islam, and accused them of accepting the rule of an infidel state and offering loyalty to corrupt rulers in "exchange for honours and riches."

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Mosque_seizure

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juhayman_al-Otaybi

and this
They did some even

It's an old joke here started with a cart vendor that was caught in the olden days shaggin some bois and it's been the running joke ever since, and the next generations twisted it more and added more jokes in relation to the act to the point it became annoying af.

t. Nabulsi

I don't really get how they say pbuh whenever they mention him but then go on to bulldoze his family's grave.

they believe that ornate graves are detrimental for the dead

which is ironic since it's the prophet's family's grave, you'd think that they'd be built according to islamic standards

Sauds are just afraid that, when the eventual worldwide holocaust happens, survivors will end up worshipping these graves wrongly
points for the foresight, I guess

can anyone make this into a webm smaller than 4 mbs?
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my.mixtape.moe/kkeskx.mp4

i see

There is actually a hadith about how he didn't want to have a shrine built over his grave because that was a practice of Jews and Christians. But I'm not sure how reliable it is... Wahhabis are known for following weak hadith

I read that Jesus supposed to show up, sort shit out, rule for 40 years then be buried next to Muhammad. Then everyone will live in peace. What do the Saudis plan on doing then ?

>I read that Jesus supposed to show up, sort shit out, rule for 40 years then be buried next to Muhammad
Man these people must've had good qat while writing this shit

>I read that Jesus supposed to show up, sort shit out, rule for 40 years then be buried next to Muhammad. Then everyone will live in peace. What do the Saudis plan on doing then ?

Shit's on Wikipedia so it must be true.
>The first two Caliphs, Abu Bakr and Umar are buried next to Muhammad. Umar was given a spot next to Muhammad by Aisha, which had originally been intended for her. An empty place beside the tomb of Muhammad was reserved for Jesus.[13] According to Quran commentator Baidawi, Jesus will return to the Holy Land to kill the Antichrist and rule for 40 years, then be buried next to Muhammad.[14]

>Umar was given a spot next to Muhammad by Aisha, which had originally been intended for her. An empty place beside the tomb of Muhammad

I'm not a psychiatrist, but it I imagine it went like this

>Aisha, we are going to reserve you a sweet spot next to Muhammad grave.
>....oh, give to Ummar, Mohammad would've wanted that, he told me...
>Well, Aisha..How about his other side then?
>inb4 the crazy bullshit about Jesus

Girl had enough of him on earth, didn't want to put up with his bullshit underground too.

That image made me feel warm, thanks.

You are welcome m8, hope you get to experience it. The picture doesn't do it justice, I've been there at the very exact time during sunrise, the hills around you turning to gold due to the sun with the greenery gives you a nature boner.

w-what did you mean by this

never heard of it

>Romanian
اعوذ بالله من الخبث و الخبائث

>umar gets a grave next to muhmmad
Disgusting worst caliphate of the 4 objectively saud should destroy it

Fiber optics/VDSL soon

Too bad you still won't have a stable 24/7 electricity to support a good connection then :^)

>I'll never visit this

With the right "surprise ingredient", every girl is submissive

didn't they build a public restroom on that spot ?

...

I'm one step ahead of you buddy, I have 2 UPS, each 1200V and 900W
One is set to the computer and the other is set to the modem/router

I confirm The Jesus Comeback narrative is debated in Islam, not every scholar agrees with its veracity. One of the main arguments against it is the high number of different versions, I personaly don't take this "prophecy" seriously (Antichrist included)

Wait you think Uthman was better ? Hell, you think anyone on earth could've dealt better with these shitty situation AND population apart from Ali ?

Your right I got uthman confused with umar uthman is the worst then Abu bakr then it's really close with Ali and umar

Children of Men is a Britbong film directed by a Mexican. It's really good, the camerawork there is great. It's less on action and more on drama but the concept is neat.

>اعوذ بالله من الخبث و الخبائث
Just give it a chance, the acting and characters are endearing

Well, probably won't be able to return without being tagged a bioterrorist and "escorted" to the bottom of the Mediterranean.

Nah mate Ali was hands down the best of them all imho, tho it's hard to compare since Abu Bakr had the shittiest situation.

I like you more everyday

مسكين مات قبل ان يعرف ما هو القزم الدوار :'(

My ancestor :)

salafi :)

RIP Zack

death to morocco

اتفق مع هذا المنشور

What did /mena/ eat for iftar? ^_^
This desu

THIS TBQH AND THANK G-D IT ALL BELONGS TO ME

I ended up eating some beef souvlaki. That was nice.

What's for suhoor my Bangladeshi friend?

How many European wombs have you brave muhajideen lions conquered?

N/A ;_;

You need to fuck at least three european women a day if you want wh*tes gone by 2050

INSHALLAH

Beef curry most likely

Sounds delish! I'm going to finish the rest of the zereshk polo my maman made and maybe eat the chipotle in my fridge afterwards ^_^

Sounds good but I'd save the chipotle for later

>says the israeli pet
no, like LITERALLY

I'll buy chipotle again if there's a 30th day of Ramadan. Got to get enough calories in per day to maintain them gains brah :D

Anyone wanna watch Harry Potter with me?

Fuck you

Fuck it, I'm getting a dog

They're right you know. Dogs are najis. Us shia consider non believers to be najis too.

isnt it only polythiests, and not all agree on that anyway

that dog is full jet black?
that'll make matter worse.

>abu bakar sadeeq muhammed

No, its all non muslims.
We consider them as filthy as dogs and pigs, and if we come into contact with them it breaks our wudu
(1/2)

7aram
(2/2)

that is just Khomeinis view, and he is dead so you dont follow his rulings

>according to Shii Iranian tradition, were najes (unclean).
>In this, as well as in his general attitude towards religious minorities, Khomeini followed conventional Shii Iranian traditions.
>followed conventional Shii Iranian traditions.
Can you read?

>want to Nasser shitpost on the 61 anniversary of his election
>Marxist Khomeinist is here

See you tonight lads

The lebanese dont deserve lebanon

You know what? Fuck it. No Burger will stop Nasser.

61 yeas ago, on this day. To the cheers of huge crowds Gamel Abdel Nasser, becomes the 2nd president of Egypt, after a resounding victory.

He is still the youngest ever to rule Egypt.

He implemented far reaching reforms, to modernize the country. He BTFO the Islamists, land reform, education reform.
Literacy rose sharply under his rule.
Urbanization begun to take place
He ordered the clergy and Al-Azhar to recognize Shias as Muslim.
His wife was also Shia, of Iranian heritage.