If you disagree kys yourself

If you disagree kys yourself

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 < Star Wars Episode 7

how do people get cool filenames like that? whenever i try it tells me to fuck off because its not gonna work for windows

As much as I'd like to attempt to, I can't prove you wrong with regard to one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>windows

You are the hero Sup Forums deserves.

Actually the movies are kino unlike one of the dullest shitposts in the history of movie shitposts. Each shitpost following /lit/ wizards and their pals from /r9k/ as they fight assorted kinographers has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the lack of film analysis the shitposts only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of images and pasta?all to make fantasy unfantastical to make witchcraft seem kiddie.

Perhaps the die was cast when Quentin vetoed the idea of shitposting on /lit/ directing the shitposts at Sup Forums, he made sure the shitposts would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-posting for his (You). The shitposts might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-atmospherical anaylsis in its refusal of critique and watching for the plot. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the shitposts are g-g-good though
"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the books were terrible and the films were much better. As I read, I noticed that everytime he shitposts, Quentin wrote instead that Brave New World "was a low tier form of art."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that shitpost was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. The shitposters mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of shitpost by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are shitposting at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you shitpost you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Switch 7 with 8 and you are correct good sir

SOMEBODY

2>3>1>5>7>6>4>8

daily reminder if you use kys when you post you are unironically a youtube drama cuck and should stay on facebook

Half Blood Prince is my favorite because it has the most Snape.

Is butterbeer alcoholic?

This girl stole the movie

Why do people like Prisoner of Azkaban?

5 is a boring piece of shit wtf why do people like it?

7 > 4 > 8 > 6 > 5 > 4 > 3 > 1 > 2

Same reason they like Inception, just because it has confusing elements doesn't make it deep.

>alfonso cuaron
>kino cinematography
>no filler
>sirius black
>the first of the films to start adapting a darker tone

I don't know which one is worse, half blood prince or deadly hallows part 1

I liked the tone in Azkaban because it was really well done and it's how the rest of the series should've progressed rather than being grim dark for the sake of being grim dark.

Reminder that Cho is best girl.

Still crushing on Cho...

I like Half Blood Prince, but the pacing is all over my fucking dick.

This needs to be in every harry potter thread

Post webms

kill your self yourself

Post this in Fantastic Beasts threads too, you lazy fuck.

>kill yourself yourself
Hahah retard

>adults obsessed with books/films made for children

2 > 3 > 1 > Shit > 4=5=6

I haven't gotten around to watching Deathly Hallows.

Time to decide Sup Forums

Deathly Hallows part 2 had about as much artistic merit as a transformers flick. It was a loud, mind numbing, 2 hour long computer generated fight scene. If you place it anything but dead last, you are a drooling retard.

>kys poster can't quote or read

really shows you how retarded you have to be to use that youtube drama buzzword

>Strength vs Int
2 rons would do fuck all though but I think strength still has this.

People don't think Inception is deep

All these fucking askafags.

8 > 4 > 7 > 5 > 2 > 6 > 1 > 3

Fuck emo Harry Potter and its thoughtless time travelling shenanigans.

You're gonna need bigger bait.

nothing of consequence except news to set up the sequels happens in 3

proove me wrong

Anyone else think the character design for voldemort could not have been less threatening? And Ralph Fiennes was terrible in the role? He was supposed to look like a skeletal demon, and instead he was just some bald goof without a nose.

You need to be over 18 to post here asshole

would you rather his brother??

It could have been Macaulay Culkin's comeback.

6>7>3>2>8>4>1>5

Honestly people who think 5 is better than 6 need to kill themselves

I liked him in L O S T

3>8>7(soundtrack for this one is the best)>6>1>5>2>4

This is the objectively correct list