The Mother of Burgers is gonna be in the Han Solo film. Well, Sup Forums?

The Mother of Burgers is gonna be in the Han Solo film. Well, Sup Forums?

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Star Wars is dead. Fuck Disney they have Marvelized these movies.

Christ, she can't act

>another MUH STRONK WOMYN star whores film

She would've been a better Rey.

Prove me wrong.

She playing young Jabba?

>the no nonsense female foil thats super competent

into the trash

really? After Terminator they're going to cast her in another sci-fi franchise?

>Emila Clarke is in a star wars film
>not NCW as a Bounty Hunter

>starring Emilia Clarke as Stronk Womyn who is essentially the main character
>and Alden Ehrenreich as bumbling fool white male sidekick Han Solo

Just give me a fucking Boba Fett movie.
And explain the invisible spurs, too.

Fohtooh ma Solo kaychahlah!

Well, she can't act worth shit, so...

Jesus fucking christ, I knew Disney would milk the series but I didn't know they would go this far.

I haven't been paying attention to Star Wars because I quite frankly couldn't give a fuck about a series that finished in the 1980s but now it has become the Assassin's Creed of movies. Just churn one out every fucking year for some sweet shekels.

OY VEY, MAKE A GORILLION SPIN OFFS, THE GOYIM LOVE IT

The sad fact is, this Han Solo one and the Rogue One spin off will make $500 million+ each

NO NO NO NO NO NO HELL TO THE NO FUCK HER, FUCK HER WHOLE EYEBROWS THING, FUCK HER "ACTING", SHIT, STAR WARS IS DOOMED

I aprove

>Han Solo film

So it's going to be a film centred around the breaker of chairs with 5 mins of Han

Boy I sure do hate women too

>casting actress solely because normies will recognise her
yeah there's no hope for the disney star wars verse

It's coming.

Starring Michael B. Jordan.

wtf I hate women now

Meh, I'm indifferent to this. Let's see what character she's playing first

I'm impressed they find ways to make me less and less excited about any hope for the franchise.

Also, I kind of thought it was agreed upon even by normies that she is not a good actress? Terminator was obviously widely panned, and I feel like I hear/read a lot of GoT fans talking about how she's like the worst actress on the show.

She's got a bit more to look at than Daisy..

...

wait, it isn't the opposite, marvel has being Disneyized?

Ho ho ho

>Jabba's wife
Good casting tbqh

I figured they would go for a black woman like in the Star Wars comic.

i think emilia clarke is a bad actress cause she hasnt shown me her pusy lips its not fair theyr show dongs but not pusy of main actres wahts up with that

NOOOOOOOOOO

The Rock ain't got shit on her

Is it true that Ryan Phillipe is playing Don Solo his half brother?

>Mad Max Fury Road remade into a Star Wars film
>Emilia Clarke is Furiousa

I guess but, you get the point. Making these formulaic franchise movies that come out yearly.

Why couldn't they have just done episodes 7,8 and 9? (I know the answer $$$)

Jesus Christ tell me this was shoop'd.

jesus christ, she's such a terrible actress

The bitch who plays Rey isn't fat. Boom there's your proof. Also she's prettier. Mother of Burgers' face is made out of jewish clay.

Jesus Christ its real

I love how they keep piling on reasons to hate Star Wars. Really, I don't feel compelled to ever see another. I'll drunkenly watch them when the bluray rips are out though.

>Daisy
>prettier

UHH

I heard there's a secret message if you decode her eyebrow movements

i want to cum on them

it reads
C G I T I T S

T H I C C
H
I
C
C

Oh thank God they found someone to play the Rancor

How come no one has told her that she needs more than just moving her eyebrows erratically to act? Or did they just train her wrong, as a joke?

I wouldnt' be surprised, it's the same actors in everything, again and again
It would be great if she could justify that pay check by actually acting, but we can't ask too much of rich people

>Mfw an actress was fat near me

Uh huh are you SUGGESTING that WOMEN can't ACT??

Check your privilege, dude.

as a Hutt? she jumped at the chance because she thought they were saying pizza hutt

Is this cuckkino?

>kill off han solo in the latest movie
>decide to make a spin off series of han solo
>people will literally lap all of this shit up and happily pay for it

ayy lmao

>kill of Darth Vader in latest movie
>decide to make Darth Vader prequel trilogy

...that's actually a very good point.

Holy shit I need to stop watching Star Wars. Luckily I didn't see the latest one in a theater so I'm off to a good start.

someone post one of those webms of emilia clarke making her retard face. daisy IS prettier

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Reminds me of this video

youtube.com/watch?v=uIAoVrtJCgc

What the fuck is it with Disney hiring talentless, ugly and fucking awfull british actresses? I FUCKING HATE ENGLAND AND THEIR SHAPESHIFTING LIZARDWOMEN!

Did they not learn from Terminator and Me Before You that this fucker can NOT act and does NOT guarantee success?

I mean there is a reason she got dropped from future Terminator films.

botox

AHHHHHHH!!!!!!

>Did they not learn from Terminator and Me Before You that this fucker can NOT act and does NOT guarantee success?
???

Holy shit how did this ugly little piggy ever get into anything?

...

she must be sucking some serious hollywood dick

Both were shit on by the critics on pretty much every front. Terminator has a huge franchise behind it and Me Before You was a tearjerker so of course they earned money.

It's a Star Wars movie but having her in it won't increase the chance of success given she will probably be torn apart if GOT falls from commercial favor in the last 2 seasons. Add the fact that she actually can not act in a natural manner it makes no sense to cast her if not for shekel grabbing. Or she sucks dick like a champ.

tfw its my fetish to cuck guys in chastity cages
>most of chastity porn is from the cuck perspective
J U S T

I just want a brow-job is that too much to ask for?

YOUR FUCKING EYEBROWS ARE TALKING TO ME!

Honestly who even fucking cares anymore.

TFA proved that Disney is just checking boxes to maximize profits.

>le eyebrow burger girl
star wars has gone full meme

>Both were shit on by the critic
They don't fucking care user.
Money > Critics

JUST

FUCKING JEWS

>>>>>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i hope she uses her real english accent. it will help conceal how shitty her acting really is.

She got FUCKING DROPPED from the Terminator franchise for being shit!!!! How does she still get fucking work???

Me Before You made dosh unfortunately

First pic related and now her.

Fuck this piece of shit.

>MUH EYEBROWS
>eyebrows than 99% of women would have if they weren't fucking retarded and shaved them off

THE POWER IS IN HER EYEBROWS, SHE CAN LITERALLY FUCK YOUR MIND WITH THEM

who's exec's dick HASN'T she sucked yet¿

Still would.

>having shit taste
k

Joe is pure Kindo.

reminder
youtube.com/watch?v=IQ-oK8vY1_Y&ab_channel=UIPDanmark

FUCK, I'm on a ride that never ends with this Star Wars-verse shit.

y-yes

>series that finished in the 1980s
Old fart detected

>need a diversity hire
>already have three black people
>"I'll hire a British person! More British people!"

Honestly after reading her esquire interview I honestly would not be surprised if she is sucking dicks for roles sadly.

Is someone fucking around with computers? I don't watch any of her stuff (too cheap for got).

Needtoimpregnate/10

any more like this of her or other actresses?