Ask a Communist anything

Ask a Communist anything. What really got to me is that I made this thread before, last night to be exact. I didn't get many real questions. I got people mocking me for being a communist and mocking me for scrubbing toilets for a living. I disagree with that because I think communism is a very legit ideology and I think toilet scrubbing is a very noble honest profession. I will answer some common questions here to start the thread going

>Do you believe in Labour Theory of Value
Yes. A common response to this is "but supply and demand determine the value". That is very true in a capitalistic economy but in a Marxist economy it's the work put into something that determines the value.

>Communism is failed ideology
Not true, it advanced the countries it was in greatly. Russia under capitalism was worse than it under communism. Yes there was the famine but that was due to Nazi invasion, 100% of the resources had to go to the war. Communism in the 50s+ wasn't bad at all and if you look at pictures from the time it looked like New York

>America is capitalistic and way better than commieland
America's wealth comes from more left-wing policies by FDR and Eisenhower. The golden age of America was when we were more socialistic.

>Why don't you stop using a computer then if you hate capitalism.
IDK why don't you stop driving on roads if you hate taxes, or stop using the internet if you hate socialism.

>Do you believe in globalism
Yes, People are scared of a NWO or something but historically the most tyranical governments were the most nationalistic

>Do you like George Soros
Yes, I used to dislike him before learning who he was. He is against political corruption, the drug war, mass incarceration, corporations dodging taxes, and anti-fascist

Please feel free to ask more.

How's your freshman year of college going?

> it's the work put into something that determines the value.


One word;.

Art.

Why don't you find a stool, a high rafter, and a rope, and do the right thing?

I didn't go to College. You know most Colleges are funded by billionaires right? The whole "left wing college thing" is just a meme. Sure they are socially left and are pro-homosexuality and transgenderism and all that but the students are taught the basics of property rights and that the rich earned their money.

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Well you just invalidated any credibility to yourself.

I did try to kill myself years ago but failed and was sentenced to a Ward, if I try again I will be be held Indefinitely and possibly imprisoned. That is one of the ways fascism still is around us.

This!

Say it with me, folks!

A
FUCKING
LEAF

How did I?

>Yes there was the famine but that was due to Nazi invasion

Holodomor happened in 1932, son.

I don't have autism but it's a fact autistic people have higher IQs

>A FUCKING

fukken gommie

Wow. You are probably the most pathetic excuse for a Communist I've ever seen.

It was minor and it was due to failed policy, not evil intent by Stalin.

Can you please kill yourself?

If not, will you give my regards to Reddit?

No when I went to Techno-communist parties I heard many worse stories. Like one guy was addicted to three drugs at a time and was homeless for a year. But we aren't all like that there was actually a upper-class guy who was going to a good University and someone who read every Marx and Hegels book.

Hurr durr I'm an armchair Communist who thinks that college is a degenerate system set up by corperations. You're probably that kid who shits out Marx and Engels quotes to seem edgy. Prove to me Communist is a valid system that has results. I mean communism, not the Soviet Union or China. That ain't communism

wait, what? You can go to prison for trying to kill youself? fukken gommie

I did try to kill myself years ago but failed and was sentenced to a Ward, if I try again I will be be held Indefinitely and possibly imprisoned. That is one of the ways fascism still is around us.

>5 million deaths is minor

wew lad

oh this has got to be bait

>“Lastly, nothing can have value, without being an object of utility. If the thing is useless, so is the labour contained in it; the labour does not count as labour, and therefore creates no value.”
t. Marx
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Fuck you, you filtht leaf. At least be a soviet nationalist communist !

Ok, once automation becomes cheaper than starvation wages for workers communism will be inevitable. Capitalism can't survive when automation advances, it already has created major problems, but it's getting worse.

daily reminder

Yeah you can. It's because the lawmakers in the 60s were all religious nutbags and thought killing yourself was a sin.

>Sure they are socially left and are pro-homosexuality and transgenderism and all that but the students are taught the basics of property rights and that the rich earned their money.
holy shit he really is still in high school

you were never able to answer my question last night hombre. Having a succesful revlolution =/= idealogy works.

Is anyone else going to point out that scrubbing toilets is actually really easy?

It is true though, colleges may throw bones to cultural liberalism and a bit of affirmative action but they hold up the status quo and class system rather than dismantle it.

It wasn't that big. I have already evidence the Maoist Famine was fake but I am currently researching how the USSR one was fake. I currently believe it is real but highly exaggerated

Nah its more like commies treat you like their possesion. Breaking their tools is crime mate.
fukken gommie

Why is National Communism best communism?

My brother has autism and he's a dumbass, lmao.

You're a bad troll

Nationalism and Communism can't go together. That's Nazbolism

Jason Unruhe even says that Stalin and Mao were real communists dumbass.

>canadian
>tried to kill self
>hasn't gone to college
>techno-communist parties
>defends autism

>28
>still in highschool

Well it did work because it created industrializaton in Russia

This. I believe the ultra-left liberal SJWs are just there to mask it.

It's stupid, I still respect them because at least they are communists.

>just a meme

No it isn't faggot. I had an entire class on privilege that was mandatory.

I'm an engineer btw.

And?

...

wew lad nice comeback

>privilege
That's just mindless bullshit about white people not holding doors for people of colour. I mean the core basis of College teaches you to go out, work for a corporation, and make money. A real leftist College would teach you Marxist economics, a Marxist society, Class Struggle, Russian history, Political Science

White privilege is just SJW bullshit and doesn't mean anything.

Pretty sure industrialization was there already. It's how they fought WWI, right?


I'm gonna keep saying it: cleaning toilets is some seriously easy shit.

Why can't you go to a trade school and become a plumber? Surely there are some technical colleges where you live

Thought on anarchism OP? A lot of them dislike you more statecraft type socialists in favor of their libertarian approach to socialism.

Reminder, right board.

famine was in early 30s, war for USSR started 1941. Explain yourself.

> Ask a Communist anything

Do you want to be beaten with a shovel or with a pickaxe?

Isn't it too late for a revolution? Governments have drones, Tanks and all... Even if we put all the gun carriers together (Those that do not own them for their profession) Against the government... They'll still win because they have much better weaponry

Why do you think that the collective has the right tornslace the individual? In what way does communism allow people to pursue their their own desires and happiness?
The next question I have is how you reconcile the use of violence? If some one does not want to give up the product of their labor, communist govts usually kill imprison them.

>Pretty sure industrialization was there already. It's how they fought WWI, right?
No Russia was classified as Agrarian.

>I'm gonna keep saying it: cleaning toilets is some seriously easy shit.
It's not, it takes willpower to bend down to the toliet and have to breath in and stare at shit. You get used to it but it's still disgusting. I lost a lot of weight because I have almost no appetite.

>Why can't you go to a trade school and become a plumber? Surely there are some technical colleges where you live
I tried to become a mechanic but it was too hard. I tried to become a lifegaurd but I failed and then I tried to become a snowboard instructor but they said because I tried to kill myself I wasn't fit to be around kids. By then I ran out of money to spend on courses so I settled where I am.

Why would I put any effort into working if the fruit of my labour just gets stolen and I get given scraps no matter how much I produce?

>war for USSR started 1941
war crimes started in 1939, though

fukken gommies

>failure in every aspect of life
>is a communist

well there we go lads, the average commie is a failure in life and wants government handouts to compensate

I am an anarchist. Anarchism is inevitable in communism as the State will no longer be needed. It is part of Marxist theory to have a "stateless classless society".

Both political sides are right-wing. The right-wing is right-wing because well it's on the right side of the spectrum. The left-wing is also right-wing because it's right as in "correct". See what I did there?

It was needed for industrialization and was over-exaggerated

Fascists are so violent

I'm not calling for a revolution that is illegal. I'm saying it's possible. The government doesn't have shit on the people because it depends on tax money.

>Communism is a legit ideology

No. I'm out of Russia exactly BECAUSE it's not a "legit" ideology.


You haven't lived in Russia during the 70's and 80's as a poor kid.

I grew up in Kamchatka, in a dirt poor family, my father was a doctor and my mother took care of reetards like you in a school for the mentally challenged.

I was the only one from my grade to leave Kamchatka, all others stayed there and lived poor shitty lives.

I was also one of the few people in my fucking family to leave Russia and go to the U.S.

Let me tell you this, boy, that I experienced this " legit" system first hand, and it does NOT work.

And I was lucky, most of the people I knew are still ther, living life as sore losers.

And why? Because idealists like you thought that communism is a "legit" system.

Every other industrial, non-communist country reached Industrial status.

Well when you clean them fast enough, they don't have time to get shitty. You don't spray toilet bowl cleaner around the edges and let it sit and dissolve everything first? Porcelain is pretty easy to clean senpai.

>tried to become a mechanic but it was too hard

Try harder. I know too many dumb redneck mechanics to accept that answer from anyone.

a Russian denying stalin, remind you that your country is what it is thanks to a couple of people who were leading the rest of your leaders are history ink

>Fascists are so violent
>Leftist are peaceful.

You do know tsarist Russia was a feudal economy right

>stateless classless society

that's even more backward than cavemen, at least they lived in tribes

>Why do you think that the collective has the right tornslace the individual?
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one" - Spock

>In what way does communism allow people to pursue their their own desires and happiness
People can do whatever the hell they want in communism after work. In Capitalism everything is privately owned and sold at a price, so unless you have money you can't follow your desires.

>The next question I have is how you reconcile the use of violence? If some one does not want to give up the product of their labor, communist govts usually kill imprison them.
I am a pacifistic. No violence, but there will be police to prevent people from not sharing in a communistic society before the state fades away. The argument of "it's violence to tax people" is flawed because the whole idea of property is violence. "I own this land because I bought it from the government (Who just claimed it) and they will imprison you if you go on it"

What's your ideology? Maoist/Trotskyist etc.

Only fucken stupid poorfags and smart sly richfags are commies. Did you ever meet a middle class man who claim he is commie?
fukken gommies

Only the middle class weak men who've never been challenged in their entire life

>The golden age of America was when we were more socialistic.
>we
Even canadians think that Canada is part of USA lmao

Ad Hom attack

>government handouts
In Communism you must work.

samefagging this hard

Excuse me? I'm not a retard that's you. And the fact that you were allowed to leave freely shows it's not as totalitarian as people say

>Every other industrial, non-communist country reached Industrial status.
But who reaps the production of the industrialization? THe military industrial complex and the 1%

>Well when you clean them fast enough, they don't have time to get shitty. You don't spray toilet bowl cleaner around the edges and let it sit and dissolve everything first? Porcelain is pretty easy to clean senpai.
I walk place to place cleaning toilets for cash, there is already shit in the toilet when I show up.

>middle class
>never been challenged in their entire life
Well, that the diffrence in definitions between our countries, bongfriend
fukken gommies

You are right

I know what communism is like. Now I live in Thailand, I curse Russia every day for what it did with my friends and family, I will never go back. Never.

I don't deny Stalin existence

It's a fact

There is no difference between that and capitalism

Tribes are stateless and classless. In tribal life you can do whatever the fuck you want when you want.

Trotskyist. I know Stalin killed him and all, and I strongly disagree with Stalin for being nationalistic. So it may seem contradictory that I praised Stalin but still. I support internationalism like Trotsky did.

That was a Freudian slip asshole.

You're stupid!

You're weak middle class are under attack.

The consumer reaps the benefits of industrialization.

I have an affordable computer, car, phone, [spoiler]rifle :^)[/spoiler], all because of industrialization. You have whatever device you were posting on for cheap because of industrialization.

You must be very proficient at it; do you take days off? if yes, do you apply to other places to work? Do you have a home with a running shower to help find job interviews?

>samefaging
>on pol
i just forgot to say fukken commies
fukken commies

Also, i wish you could taste this glorious communism of yours. i can assure you, you would not survive it. Living in gommieland required from you to be crafty son of a bich. You seems just like son of a bich.
fukken gommie

>It's a fact
You're so full of shit, when a 'fascist' or person that doesn't agree with leftism they get beaten the shit out of by groups like antifa, don't give me bullshit.

>I have an affordable computer, car, phone, [spoiler]rifle :^)[/spoiler], all because of industrialization. You have whatever device you were posting on for cheap because of industrialization.
Ok so you get like 1% of what you work for. You know Keynes said that we would only have to work 2 hours a week at current industrialization advancement by 2000? Sure you have some trinket toys but you don't own much real wealth like gold, land, a big house. In Communism everyone gets everything

>Do you take days off
Yeah because the government lets me, not my employers

>Do you have a home with a running shower to help find job interviews?
No I don't have running water 2/3 of the month

>crafty son of a bitch
LOL you just work in a field or in a factory and get a ton of wealth. That's not hard.

Are you joking? We needed people to leave so that the country could make money, WE WERE STARVING!

They only let us out to resume trade.

You spoiled Canadian fucking fag. I hate people like you, you act as if you know anything. I'd love to trade my childhood for yours, I bet you'd love living in a tiny room with no food most of the week.

Even though my father was a doctor we had nothing to eat. You disgust me.

You don't know what communism is like.

All you have is lefty faggots telling you how great it is.

I felt the system. I was lucky to escape.

I have a question:
is drinking orange juice before you brush your teeth the same as drinking orange juice after you brush your teeth?

middle class that is the self-designation of employees and small producers , now comfortable with their profits do not feel right calling themselves working class

A "commie" using a technology made possible by capitalism to praise communism... Irony of the best kind

>LOL you just work in a field or in a factory and get a ton of wealth
faggot who never experienced communism spotted.
protip. It never worked that way. Without blackmarket, foreign help and friends and family, you would be dead.
>t. man who survived gommieland
fukken gommies

No. Because orange juice taste like mint after... And your teeth are not clean after!

I don't know who keynes is but he sounds like he's full of shit. Maybe with robotics technology I could see that within 50-100 years?

These tools aren't trickets; I live my life with them. My rifle is certainly not a trinket, it's what's between me and your communist Utopia.

>Yeah because the government lets me, not my employers
I don't care. Use your days off to look for jobs, and keep yourself groomed. I'd imagine there are homeless shelters that have running showers, and a church would probably let you use one if they have it.
Get yourself showered and groomed, and look for a real actual job. That's a start

Anti-fascist only beats up groups that are violent with others

>Are you joking? We needed people to leave so that the country could make money, WE WERE STARVING!
How would leaving the country make money stupid? Do they send you out to bring money back

>You spoiled Canadian fucking fag. I hate people like you, you act as if you know anything. I'd love to trade my childhood for yours, I bet you'd love living in a tiny room with no food most of the week.
My childhood was shit. I'd love to trade mine for yours, I bet you weren't beaten the crap out of everyday at school

>Even though my father was a doctor we had nothing to eat. You disgust me.
You're disgusting. There are many people starving here.

>I felt the system. I was lucky to escape.
I felt capitalism dingus. I know the system.

First is better for you

My dad was in the top 10% bracket and always considered himself working class. He still worked his butt off to make some rich German banker rich.

See
>Why don't you stop using a computer then if you hate capitalism.

IDK why don't you stop driving on roads if you hate taxes, or stop using the internet if you hate socialism.

You like capitalism yet use the internet, a device made by government spending, oh the irony.

You are right. I know this too, this children are so blind, why?

I honestly don't understand how they made it past 11 years of age with these kinds of minds.

>Anti-fascist only beats up groups that are violent with others
Oh so Trump supporters leaving a rally or marching down a street? Oh so violent. I wonder why leftist always the ones who attack first.

I know communism, The Canadian Natives were communists and were never starving. They never knew Marx but followed his principals without knowing it.

>Don't know who keynes is
The most famous economist ever

>These tools aren't trickets; I live my life with them. My rifle is certainly not a trinket, it's what's between me and your communist Utopia.
In fascism no one is armed, in communism every man is armed - Marx

>I don't care. Use your days off to look for jobs, and keep yourself groomed. I'd imagine there are homeless shelters that have running showers, and a church would probably let you use one if they have it.
Get yourself showered and groomed, and look for a real actual job. That's a start
LOL where would I get a job with no fancy ivy degree.

Why do you want to fill my country with sandniggers?

Sure even though anti-fascist is in Europe and never beat up Trump supporters

I'm 99% sure you guys are neo-liberal shills.

Communists want me disarmed. That is a fact.

I would suggest any fast food place. Look into trade schools, Im sure your city is full of them

I don't. I believe in free traveling. They wouldn't need to go to your country if they weren't oppressed by a right-wing government system (islam).

because they never experienced that. We was the same in '20 (well, some of us, my grandpa was fucking badass commie slayer ułan during 19-21) until we experienced that
It worked in kindergarden (sharing is caring and other bulshit like this) so why would't it work in real life?
fukken gommies

>Communists want me disarmed. That is a fact.
One of the 10 planks of the manifesto was arming the population

>I would suggest any fast food place. Look into trade schools, Im sure your city is full of them
I got fired from Macdonalds for screwing up peoples orders and I failed trade school.

Natives were actually a good example of "Sustainability" Communism, I'll give you that, But they were "Prehistoric" too, Mhm? They never developed writing.

I don't care what the manifesto says. Communists (people who practice what they believe is communism) want me disarmed.

>I got fired from Macdonalds for screwing up peoples orders and I failed trade school.

Well maybe don't fucking do that?

BULLSHIT SPOTTED!

How would there be blackmarket in communism? The currency is not useful outside the country so what would you buy with it? And you weren't given very much so what would you buy on the market?

They opened the borders and allowed trade, go read a history book you halfwit.

Oh you felt capitalism? Real nice, guess what, I felt it too once I left Russia, I'm 54 now, and I had nothing but my hopes and dreams when I came to the U.S.

It was creel, and I was poor for years, but capitalism is nothing like communism.


Do you know why? Because I at least had a chance to succeed. But in Russia, I had nothing.

You really are naive.