I just found out i'm 13% Turkish, how should I celebrate my new found heritage?

I just found out i'm 13% Turkish, how should I celebrate my new found heritage?

Seppuku

Sodoku

Mehmet, my greatgrandson. You are Khan now.

Suicide

make kebab

take back the balkans

go back

You are probably more Turkish than me

dont be mean to your fellow Turk

>ya allah

Ask a serb for help

braise dengri :DDDDD

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Kys

Kill yourself

Spread your seed amongst the kuffar. Inshallah

kill yourself

Shitpost on Sup Forums and /his/

impregnate white women and spread the seed.

Is your father not turkish, Ikibey?