Why are people not going to the movies anymore?

Why are people not going to the movies anymore?

Hollywood is dying you know...

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>complaining about jewllywood death
are you any serious fella?

so there is a justice after all

Bed bugs in the seats unfortunately.

Because hollywood/media/arts has let down the world. Memes are the new entertainment, then after the arts is cleaned of leftist scum, the juice will go loose again.

>movie is released
>"hey cool i'd like to watch that"
>okay but you have to pay for gas to drive to a theater to see it
>"yeah, but why? couldn't i just stream it..."
>and you got to watch it in a crowded theater and if you're late you'll be lucky to get a shitty seat if at all
>"yeah but couldn't i just enjoy it at home with a beer?"
>oh no you have to buy overpriced junk food and if you try to smuggle in what you want to eat and drink well fuck you we'll throw you out
>"alright but it seems like watching it at home at my own pace would be nice"
>yeah but wouldn't you rather see it in a place where you can't kick your feet up and can't pause the movie and can't use your phone for hours and if you got to piss or take a call you're shit out of luck
>"no, not really"
>well you'd better not delay because if you don't see the movie fast enough for us you're fucked and you gotta wait months to see it at home
>"well i want to watch it at home now and it seems i can just pirate it so..."
>PIRATES ARE DESTROYING THE INDUSTRY

inb4 retards that think the picture is real

I never got thrown out for sneaking food in
You must be real ugly and stink like pigpen.

First, the home theater experience is better, second, the majority of shit released by Hollywood sucks ass, and or is filled with leftist agenda bullshit. I'll never set foot in a cinema ever again.

I don't give a damn if Hollywood goes bust, because I don't watch much of their shit anymore anyway.

Fuck em'.

In other words, youre broke as a goddamn joke.

>Hollywood is dying you know
It's not our fault, It's di$ney's fault, with the capeshit and the flaccid cinematic universes, all other studious are trying to mimic them and they are failing, soon there only will be di$ney left, and we all know that their movies suck and have nothing of value in them.
RIP in pieces hollywood.

OMG is this real?!?!??

It isn't?

1) Exodus
2) I'm not buying multiple $10+ tickets and retardedly overpriced concessions for a 90 someodd minute letdown. If I took just my wife, two tickets, two drinks and a popcorn comes out almost $50 and fuck that.

Why do you even have to sneak food in in the fucking first place? Why can't you just eat what you fucking want?

Fuck movie theaters and fuck the movie industry.

>my wife

I kinda want to fuck that lion

>paying for gas
take the bus
>crowded theatre
wait a week
>paying for junk food
don't eat shit
>can't sneak junk food in
see above or invest in pockets
>wanting to pause the movie or play on your phone while watching it
get a grip it's like 2 hours long just watch the fucking movie

now the problems with pirating
>small monitor
>varied visual and audio quality
>waiting months for the blu ray to come out just to watch it at a fine quality
>noisy neighbours or roommates
>no surround sound (unless you wear headphones but that negates the arguments for comfort)
>unable to find obscure movies
>unable to find subtitles for obscure foreign movies

your only valid argument is kicking feet up, but I've known people doing that in the cinema anyway

>unable to find obscure movies
>unable to find subtitles for obscure foreign movies
Good luck with that when going to the Kinoma.

>student + member tickets at local cinema = £7
>bring own snakes because it's a independent cinema who are cool = £free
>bring partner or significant other = £free

>total price = £14 ($17.30)

look for the discounts or go to smaller cinemas, I like the ODEON but I'm not paying £10+ for a ticket

People including the majority of Sup Forums, still go see superhero movies all the time.

It's called "lack of taste" or "being plebeian". It's something that defines a lot of people, especially this entire board and makes good movies suffer in theatres.

motherfucker, where the fuck do you go where you get to bring your own snakes

fuckers are always marked-up, and if they're carried away by other patrons' animals they charge you a bullshit restocking fee. and that's bullshit because it's cash-only. agh, i hate them so

>Hollywood is dying you know...
And that would be a bad thing?

they will move in to monopolize memes in the next decade or so
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Picture House cinemas in the UK have Vintage Sundays and Discovery Tuesdays, both occasions where older and/or foreign movies are screened. These are weekly events. Once maybe twice a month there's also E4 Slackers screening which is free for all students that offers a free ticket to a teen/YA-orientated movie (this month it looks like absolute shit though), which occasionally includes obscure or foreign movies.

My small city of 80-thousand just had a film festival where the majority of the line-up were 2016 foreign language movies that would have likely not get a wider released in the UK nor would they be common online.

I can say without a doubt I have seen movies at my local Picture House that are not available online.

Picture House, they're a chain of "art house" cinemas in the UK. As stated above with the E4 Slackers, they're very big on drawing the young adult audience so they wouldn't bat an eyelash if a filthy student peasant like myself brought my own food, as long as it's not excessive obviously.

She's actually a Tracer waifu pillow. Don't insult me.

Oh shit reading this I look like a massive shill. Honestly guys, I grew up in a small town where my closest city only had an ODEON so indie cinemas are just neat to me and the picture house is the best in my city, I'm not advertising.

It's a google search away, moron.

It's a lion getting a MRI or something.

>take the bus

so is that why the lion was mad?

see

WTF i hate metro jews now.

People are not going to movies because they are afraid of the lion.

ROOOOOR

People stop going into cinemas because other people are shit

youtube.com/watch?v=loqYlYqtsmY

Also they could be a bit cheaper I guess

But the movies still suck user. What do we do about that?

is that picture real lmfao

Dude, just turn off your brain and enjoy it.

...

Every time I go to a movie it sucks. That's probably part of it.

>take the bus
>wait a week
>can't eat durin
>can't go to the bathroom

The whole post you're replying to illustrates how watching movies at home is much more convenient. You didn't address his post because watching a movie at home still doesn't face all of the issues you "addressed"

>Dude, just turn off your brain and enjoy it.
Yeah no got better things to do with my time.

Adults should be able to go 2 hours without eating and plan ahead to avoid bathroom breaks, and should have no trouble finding transportation.

Cinemas are only inconvenient for children.

Because it's expensive.

For the regular family of 3/4 people, you have to waste money on conduction, food and the tickets. Things that were cheaper before, but now it's too much when added together.

So they usually reserve the experience for a ~special~ movie that will please everyone, aka Marvel/Disney/other BB

I don't go to the movies because movies fucking suck now.

Because a lot of movies are shit and tickets are expensive as fuck

who can't go without eating or holding their bladder for 2-3 hours?
go see better movies see what are you supposed to be illustrating? I'm a student living in a city, am I supposed to drive?

This right here.

Films are becoming episodic as a way to drag people along and force them to see each installment to get an ultimate conclusion.

It's the same thing TV shows do, but nothing in a film should be allowed to be filler.

All this fucking talk about movies and you jackasses don't mention the inhumane treatment of this tied down lion just to get some newer fucking HD clip of MGM's logo. I hope that lion breaks out of that shit and murders everyone in that room. You can CG fucking gophers all over Indiana Jones but we need a real fucking lion for this garbage smdh

Good the only truly good movies I've watched recently are European . Two Days one night for example

I have taken in whole takeaway pizzas into the Odeon cinema on St. George's street in Oxford several times and have never been thrown out.

"cat" scan hehe

its fake

Good riddance.

>small monitor
>no surround sound (unless you wear headphones but that negates the arguments for comfort)

But I have a good television and surround sound speakers. Are you poor or just stupid?

you have a 50 foot screen and surround sound speakers installed around your living room? fuck me you must be pretty rich, you sure showed my poorfag ass.

That's either because English cinemas are a little more relaxed than US ones, or because you give off the impression of a spoiled "gap yar" oxbridge type who'll have daddy fire somebody if you can't take your pizza in, if you're in Oxford. Probably the first tho lad.

I hope he has good insurance.

Bait or you're retarded
Every MGM intro since the beginning has pretty obviously been the black and text laid over footage of a lion. There would never be a need to tie it down.

>mfw going to the cinema today

Its mainly for socialising, probably the best way to spend time with friends. If Im watching it by myself Id just download it, fuck going to the cinemas alone.

Plus nothing beats the cinema experience, its so classic, takes you back to simpler times

I laughed louder than I should have.