So we some kinda suicide squad

>so we some kinda suicide squad
wow

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>no one cares about clark kent taking on the batman

>Fight night. The greatest gladiator match in the history of the world: God versus man; day versus night; Batman V Superman: Dawn of justice Ultimate Edition!

God fucking damnit I hate DCEU

DChad
>hah, clark kent meets bruce wayne

MCUcks
>muh avengers
>a
>v
>e
>n
>g
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>r
>s

This movie was disappointing.
The sad part is, it had potential to be decent, but you can tell they chopped it to shit and forced cringeworthy "humor" in to lighten it's dark atmosphere.
Fucking warner, stop trying to be like marvel.

AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
*smacks lips together loudly*
SO HOL UP HOL UP
*steals*
SO U BE SAYIN
*gets jiggy wit it*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*eats a skittle*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*checks for nearest KFC*
U BE SAYIN
*collects welfare*
HOL UP HOL UP
*licks teeths and smacks lips*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
*does the crip walk*
SO U BE SAYIN
*opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer*
WE GON BE
*dindu nuffins*
FINNA WE GON BE
*sucks air through teeth*
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
*pulls up sagging pants*
SO WE GON BE
*instinctively looks around for police*
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
*faints and then gets up repeatedly*
SOM FINNA
*scopes dem titties*
SO WE GON BE
*shouts at movie theater screen*
SOM FINNA
*chucks spear*
AYYYOO SOM FINA
*sets down cotton bale*
HOL UP
*strokes welfare check pensively*
WE GON BE
*throws gang sign*
SOM FINNA
*warns fellow black men about approaching five oh*
WE GON BE
*adjusts penis and testicles*
SOM FINNA
*participates in a drive-by shooting*
SUUUUU SIIIIIIIII SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ayo hol up is u sayin we finna be some sort of sueside squaaaw?

>that scene where he's complaining that white people get better schooling

AYYYYYY WADDUP NIGGA
AY YO SO YOU BE TELLIN ME WE
NAH NAH NAH BACK UP NIGGA
AYYYY MANE SO WE IN SOM FINNA SOOOO SYYYYYY SKWAAAAAAAA MANE

I don't get this image

How is Marvel getting btfo when it's more successful

Dude, it's Will Smith

On a scale of Wayne Brady to Chief Keef, he's 1.5

They started the movie with one of the most overused songs on this planet and continued with another 2 pop tracks in the next 5 minutes. Three pop songs in just 5 minutes. That was fucking embarrassing.

Only successful in terms of money, not quality, which is what really matters. It's like how Hillary Clinton may have won the popular vote, but Donald Trump won the electoral college, the thing that was really important.

>using numbers to scale two black guys

1.5 could apply to anything

what were they fucking thinking?

"It's on bitch" is not even correctly written, there's no comma

It's the black guy to nigga scale

Key and Peele? Ben Carson? Wayne Brady? 1.

Donald Glover? Will Smith? 1.5-3.

Dave Chappelle? Kevin Hart? Chris Rock? 6-7.

Lil Wayne? Chief Keef? Ghostface Killah? 10.

He saying it was on the bitch, the bitch being Cara

CABRON

hes a spic, he cant speak proper english. bravo for them subbing his "dialogue" correctly.

Fuck you Zack Snyder.

1.5 out of 1.6?

YA TE CHINGASTE WEY

so you be sayin'

Marvel in itself isn't more successful than DC. Disney MCEU is successful money-wise compared to WB and what they do with DC's content.

Comics wise DC blows Marvel out of the water it's almost embarrassing to witness, forced diversity and all.

>Comics wise DC blows Marvel out of the water it's almost embarrassing to witness, forced diversity and all.

DC does it as well, but there stuff seems more natural for some reason.

Thing is, Marvel FORCES this shit in an embarrassing way and the dialogue for that is terrible.

DC has bad writers (I'm looking at Palmiotti and Conner) but Marvel, goddamn.

Your shit doesn't even stand alone as a good movie you you fucking DCunt. You might as well not I've put superman dies as a spoiler because even your autistic Alzheimer's ridden grandma know they're going to bring him back to life. It's a shit movie and deep down you know it you fucking retarded DCunt!

we prezident n shieet

What sorely disappointing piece of garbage.

The script felt too forced, there wasn't really any inspiration.

>w-what's that?
>I should kill everyone here and escape?
>muh voices xDD

>Stand down Captain America. Civil War will break out if you don't.

For fucks sake Marvel

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>You can't keep doing this to us, you need to be punished. Put your hands out, you are getting The 400 Blows

>Hello Doctor. Strange to see you here.

That's when I walked out and demanded a refund.

jesus christ, really marvel?

No way they actually said that, come on

I love Snyder and all but fucking seriously?

>Get ready to fight Avengers! Age of Ultron is upon us.

Jesus Christ really?

>get ready to get busted, hulk!
wow

>What the hell is that?
>It must be some kind of The Incredible Hulk

seriously?

>Nick Fury, I'm S.H.I.E.L.D.
Woah, is Marvel improving?

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You know you could post other lines from the movie. You don't have to post the same one over and over.

In before that gif of Black Widow getting buttfucked in the pussy.

>CGI boobs
Really, DC?

Underrated posts.

>no one can resist becoming enchanted by me!
wtf ayer?

you know what they say about effects, do what you can practically and use CGI to do what cannot be done in real life

In this case, give Cara a rack.

>buttfucked in the pussy

Lad.

fuck that bitch is ugly

>all these autists getting mad that Harley's character was a XD randum person
That's the character stupid fucks lmao. I don't like the fan base that enjoys her but that's how she is portrayed how the fuck is she supposed to act?

Wow

i wanted to like this movie so much but god damn it is bad
the pacing is so fucking terrible
leto did a good job

SOME FINNA SUE SIDE SKWAaaA?

AHHHHH HELLL NAW.

FUCK THIS CRAZY ASS WHY BOI AND HIS DEMONIC GIRL

Wow how'd they get a shaven ape to put a deadshot costume on

why is this "cgi tits" thing a meme? people say it for everything now even though it's not even a thing

But he never actually said that.

>see the trailer for some garbage Will Smith oscarbait before a movie
>they literally say the title in dialogue at the end of the trailer

Wherever The Wind Blows!

why do people have such a hard time figuring out how to use finna

AHHH FOR FUCKS SAKE SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGER. YOU FUCKING SUBHUMAN SHIT. YOU AND YOUR IMPROPER USE OF GRAMMAR AND SHIT TIER SLANG. YOUR FUCKING CULTURE IS THE WORST FUCKING ASPECT OF AMERICAN URBAN LIFE. YOU PEOPLE ARE SO GODDAMN INSUFFERABLE EVERY FUCKING DAY. ALL THE TIME 24/7 I HAVE TO HEAR YOU BUTCHER THE LANGUAGE WE SPEAK WITH TRIBAL TIER EBONICS. WHAT IS IT WITH YOU BLUE LIPPED MOON CRICKETS?! DO YOU ALL JUST GET TOGETHER EVERY SUNDAY MORNING AND DISCUSS HOW TO FURTHER FUCK UP THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE? FUCK. LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH YOU SHAVEN APE.

Ebonics is barely English. Learning a new language is difficult for some.

I think you might honestly just be straight up retarded.

Why is that?

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Lolll like in the GoT threads? Haha i agreeee I wish we could downvote these losers like in r/got xD

Whatever you're trying to do "ironically", stop.

>be marvel
>build up years of goodwill from devoted fans
>waste it on SJW crap for people who don't read comics
>get BTFO by DC

looks like the MCU is following suit

>1940s
DC>Marvel

>1950s
DC>Marvel

>1960s
DC1970s
DC=Marvel

>1980s
DC>Marvel

>1990s
DC>Marvel

>2000s
DC2010s
DC>Marvel

Thats what they said about GOTG

how new are you friendo?

THIS IS KATANA

SHE'S GOT MAH BACK

>only successful in terms of money
>DCEU films panned every time
>only successful in terms of money
>marvel films praised universally
>only successful in terms of money
>BvS so bad studio has to intervene and make the series more like marvel
>only successful in terms of money.

Ok DCEU hater here, I actually like this part, it was one of the very few actually fun parts of the film.

in what way? because the green lady was a black?

I don't recall people complaint about SJW pandering when it came out

Those are real boobs you virgin. They're just pushed up a bit with her costume to look bigger.

Those arent even anywhere near impressive or anything. Why is this a meme

>Sup Forums - television & film

But to be fair DC also won in most decades in Sup Forums until recently

>1940s
Superman and Batman serials (and Captain Marvel, but he wasn't DC at the time) > Captain America serials that no one watched

>1950s
Superman serial and TV show > No Marvel

>1960s
Batman TV show and film > No Marvel

>1970s
Shazam and Wonder Woman shows = Hulk and Spider-Man shows, Captain America TV movies
But Superman movie > anything from Marvel

>1980s
Superman movies and Supergirl were mostly shit, but also Batman 89. All in all DC > Hulk TV movies

>1990s
Batman Returns > Flash show > Blade > Batman Forever > Captain America TV movie > Batman & Robin

What meme?

that is SO harley!

>1940's
I love comics!

>1950's
I love comics!

>1960's
I love comics!

>1970's
I love comics!

>1980's
I love comics!

>1990's
I love comics!

>2000's
You think DC is better than Marvel?

>2010's
DC > Marvel

If you don't like Harley Quinn as a character that's fine, but complaining about Harley being Harley just for the fuck of it is retarded. She IS lolrandumbxd.

I just wanted to say that when I was ropped into seeing this film with my normie friends on opening night. When the seen came up with "White people that shit up" with will smith all the baboons in the theatre cheered. All I have to say is fuck niggers. Thanks for reading.

why did they let baboons into the theater? why didnt you tell security?

remember when green latern became a masked muslim with a gun?

lol dc is cuck fiction

>Security
I wish, Canada is a liberal shithole if you're within 100km of the border and don't let anyone tell you otherwise

> niggers in cucknadia

Since when? I thought dindus couldn't handle the cold

>"You killed my brother no!"
>"You guys are good, join me!"
>dies
Her and her brother were doomed from the start.

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Last frame is when The Joker tells Frost not to kill Harley.

DCucks are broken, damaged, dead inside. This is how they damage control.

10/10

>when real life imitates the meme