ITT great things your country did

ITT great things your country did
>first on everest
>first in space

americucks btfo

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cool

wrong

we can nuke you

Invented human powered flight

>literally just Flight of the Conchords: The Country

First to lose the greatest country on earth

invented stocks
traded in niggers
kicked spanish and english ass

The fuck you playing at nigger, you know that it's impossible to list all the great shit we did

>Nagasaki
>Hiroshima

Sure thing burgerbreath,just pretend LOTR never happened

>WE WUZ A MOVIE SET

5 times world cup
first actual air plane
bundas
ethanol fuel
and thats it i guess

>Basically created the modern world

>Burnt down the White House

Can you do it again?

But you can't even win a cricket game against Aussies. Sad.

kek

Discover America

WE WUZ DRUIDS N SHIT

I won a cricket game against your mum

Depends on who you elect president this year.

lol no the British did tat you silly canacuck.

>first in OP mom's bedroom

Glorious Motherland!

Gave our capital to sand-niggers. Just try being this fucking tolerant.

>Invented pizza.
>Colonized New Jersey.

trudeau literally said "if you kill your enemies, they win". canada wouldnt do it again even if michael moore was elected as american president

i thought some russian was the first in space?

>average day in bongistan

lol wtf bongs can't you handle your liquor

>electron microscope
>an arm in space

Genociding those damn whales

>Great things your country did
Killed a lot of Irish

I put an arm in your anus

>first on everest

Natives would disagree.

Moon landing.
Harnessed electricity.
Split the atom.
Invented Jazz (sorry for that one world) and several kinds of music.
Defeated the strongest empire in the world twice.

Killed Sup Forums

Na mate we just have a strong culture of going out getting shitfaced on a Saturday night.

Canada didn't exist then, don't tell lies.

Gave 1.5 million refugees a new home.

I'm not sure I'd be questioning Canada's ability to burn things right now, son.

> New Jersey reporting in
I'm proud to call myself a 3rd Generation Italian-American. Except for gun laws, NJ is the best state. Where else can you watch the sunrise on the East Coast, have a world-class meal at noon, go hiking through the mountains in the afternoon, and in the evening watch the sunset on the West Coast? (well Italy...) I've done it before, and it's beautiful.

Besides, there's a wealth of high-paying jobs available for the pickings. You just need to be qualified.

removed kebab
WE

>natives discovering their own land

It's obviously a discover for the known world.
But I understand, YOur country wasn't even create.
You should thank us...without us you're probably living in tipis

>Invented Penicillin
>Liberated the Netherlands
>Kicked ass on D-day
>Rekt the Krauts at Vimy

Need I say more?

>Americans didn't win the American Revolution, British rebels did.

>taking the wrong side in the war to end all wars

You didn't even win. We did. You're just an asterisk to us.

>Muh you didn't even win! We did!

American education everybody.

You won't have an education at all very soon, user. Good job being snooty while your society eroded beneath your upturned nose.

I hope your false sense of superiority keeps you warm and safe during the domestic bombings.

Just trying to b8 some butthurt murricans.
I'm happy that Italian-Americans don't whine like little girls, but are proud of what they have and what they have built on the US of A.

>defeated the germans in Stalingrad
>singlehandedly BTFO'd the Krauts in WW1
>BTFO'd the Brits in 1776 and 1812 with absolutely no foreign help
>Won in Vietnam
>killed bin laden
Damn, feels great to be Ameri(CAN)

>this apple and this orange are both fruits so obviously they are the same

stop making us look bad you dumb fuck

I would agree but Chris Christie eats all the tax revenue and spends more time in Texas than in NJ

epic trol epic win ROFL :^)

>Just trying to bait some butthurt burgers

Me too m8. It;s a blast

haha bIld wal SPAN(MEX)ICO XDDDDDDDD

Colour television
Some shitty cultural art
Muh Aztec pyramids

At least we aren't Venezuela

l2geography
You can also put on your achievements that you are the fattest country in the world AMERIBURGER

Declaration of independence was signed a year after the war started.

invented ganja
last of the niggertraders
invented prostitution
invented sexy tall
fucked your mom

They did freedom though.

DELET THIS

Also

>Still being more than 50% white (which is an achievement in this day and age)
>not being hated by most of the world (except NK and Iran but fuck those guys)
>Inventor (and best at) hockey

I'm Serbian soo...
>Alternating Current (electricity basically)
>radio
>phone
>wireless communication
>x-rays
>radar
>removed kebab
>completely ruined self with a bit of American help since 1990

>literally bragging about being Mordor
kek

>first on the ground

Also: crashing this airplane with no survivors!

OLDEST CIVILIZATION

FUCK THE EGYPTIONS

WE WERE FIRST

Invented the thing that your entire life revolves around. Your Welcome Aboriginal subhuman shit

>amphetamine
>insulin
>synchronization gear for propeller fighters
>rocketry&astronautics
>cybernetics (10 years before anyone else)
>the fountain pen
>broke the japanese PURPLE code for the muricans in WW2
>removed kebab (again)

Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

I'm dying, send help

make me
oh no, you are too fat to make me delete it.
You are so fat that you invented drons just because you 'll run out capable soldier in ten years or so

I do believe that the first on your list was done by a Croatian I believe

No, without Spain I wouldn't exist probably. Spain used to control the territory I am from. My ancestors from northern Europe and Spanish used to fight the Americans, until we became Americans a few decades later.

History is weird as hell.

I love Spain btw. Amazing country infested with sjw scum. Just thought I'd have some fun w/ you.

based Tesla
I love you Serbia

We have allies, spancuk

delete this

Spain coming through with the bants

>Canada invading anybody in the current year

Bad attempt at trolling
Tesla was Serbian.
Not croatian.
Not american.
Not austrian.

His mother was 75% serbian, 25% whatever
His father was an Orthodox Priest (can't get more Serbian than that)

Croatia you mean

This is what hues actually believe. You were three years too late. Good effort, though.

Try harder fgt

The space arm made me chuckle. Good show Canada

France and Spain helped Americans fighting against english scum...
I glad that my country help to create one of the firstst democracy on the world.

love you 2 usa

You are incorrect, he is Nikki Tessi, a proud New Jersey resident

>invented toothpaste design

Cucked Germany, you also showed us the German dream in the 30's and 40's

But they're both British so they are the same, just infighting by exiled inbreds.

This is a lie. It was USA alone

>Canuck
>Thinks there's a Canadian national identity

Cute

Reverse search the image and tell me if he is wrong

Forgot two things
>Best guy able to hit a fuzzy green ball across a net with a snow shoe
>Rakija and Cevapi
the rest is 10/10 mate

You are a lying serbian (in lowercase because serbs R not people)

It's well documented that he is wrong, you tard. You guys flew in 1906. The Wright Brothers flew dozens of times before then.

Your whole argument is based on moving goal posts.

cnn.com/2003/TECH/ptech/12/10/brazil.santosdumont.reut/

Also we're great at picka lepa materina

>Pic related

You are wrong

>>first in space

Those were the Egyptians

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Had a nice Japanese barbecue

Serbs can't handle the truth

The image. Reverse search it, you obese fuck

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