Wtf i wanna kiss my cousin now

wtf i wanna kiss my cousin now

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Get on top of her buddy, make sure you ride her. Hard.

>Only now.

Michael Cera looked manlier as a kid.

Bumpy road ahead!

He was a cute kid. I should have guessed he'd grow up to be a skinny bird creature, though.

>Well we're just about ass to ankles back here. Maeby, hop up on your cousin.

>Uncle Gob, was aunt lindsay ever pregnant?
>Yeah dozens of times

>mfw I never understood the "hop-on" joke until my sixth time watching the series

Am I retarded?

>tfw I want to kiss my imouto
Send help.

I didn't understand the things Maeby did to me. She didn't look close to anything you'd call conventionally attractive, so even though I found her attractive I didn't quite understand why I was so drawn to her. Of course I know now, but I was just a kid when this was airing.

>have a female cousin the same age as myself
>she's ugly

>Of course I know now, but I was just a kid when this was airing.
For me, it's the mischievous slut thing. Something about it a girl being a slut for attention always gets me rock hard. She doesn't have to be hot just decent. It sucks cause sometimes you want the nice cute girl but I can't resist the mischievous sluts
jdimsa

I like the unconventionally attractive better I think. Something about it being not the norm and kinda natural.

>have a female cousin 4 years younger than me
>she used to love me few years back
>now she's always ignoring me

I fucked up.

she's beyond hot now tbqh

Putting some weight back on and getting this haircut would help him out so much but i guess the feeble feminine bird vibe is what racks in the laughs so i get it

It's crazy to me. I feel like Michael Cera then is a completely different person who died. Now we're stuck with numale Michael Cera.

most women hit the wall at 30. alia hit it at 15

Is there more to it other than people using the stair-car to hitch a ride?

>beyond hot
you mean ugly? because she's ugly

>there are """"""""""""""heterosexual men"""""""""""""" in this topic that wouldn't fuck the shit out of Alia while making her call you Daddy Trump

Never had to time to finish this show. Did Michael Cera ever get to tap that?

what has happened

I've wanted to fuck mine for years now.

I still wanna fuck her tbqph.

I bet her tits go down to her bellybutton when she gets naked.

Both of my cousins are reasonably hot and i did petting with one of them in the past many times, the other one i just massaged her feet and she pulled her pants down while we were alone once, she almost put her panties off aswell but stopped for some reason heh


Also when we were talking a walk outside in the fields she always insisted that i turn around and look/watch her take a piss

Women are weird

gross

>double jewish temptress action
hell yeah.

someone put a screen in front of her face & threw shit at it

It's actually Israeli/Ay-rab doppelganger action.

>tfw used to rub cousins feet all the time when she was 14
>rubbing her thighs and calves day after day when we'd play LBP
>just casually rubbing while in her bed
>she was never against it always went along
>eventually grew apart when I introduced her to my friends
>pregnant at 16

I now have a foot fetish.

>cousin same age
>she is a model
we did stuff and I don't regret a thing

>tfw had some incredibly hot cousins who were in college when I was in middle school.

Two memorable occasions, once when I was sitting down, one of them kneeled down and put her hand on my knees, got real close to my dick and began to talk, but all I could think of was a bj. Second occasion the other cousin was washing her car and her shirt was wet and you could see her fit body and was bending over at times. Oddly enough I didn't jerk off to them as much as should have. They were incredibly hot; they still bangable, it's just their age is showing.

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You would

Do you think he shaves his pubes? Or is he naturally smooth?

good

That is hot

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>Have a very beautiful cousin
>blonde
>green eyed
>slender body with perky tits
>same age as me
>she let me touch her tits and pinch her nipples sometimes when we were 12
>nobody in the family knows
>grew up thinking i would eventually plow that
>she becomes ultra-religious (protestant evangelical)
>dogma teaches believers that they should only socialize and marry people within the church, as outsiders are "impure"
>she finds out that i'm atheist and starts hating me
>proceeds to start dating a nigger from her church
>dude is kinda charismatic and chill so i give him a pass

Wew.

Oh, i forgot to say

>they recently married

I'm Mr. Manager

>Not having that one cousin you would plough into a coma if given the chance

I'm pretty sure mine knows, it annoys me. Like bitch I love you already just low key bang me.

>dude is kinda charismatic and chill so i give him a pass
lol top cuck mate

gonna need to see a braaaaaaaaaap pic

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Just manager, we just say manager

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>we did stuff

like curling your hair and paint your nails>

This. If he was any man at all he would have burned a cross on that nigger's lawn.

>cousins were hot teens when I was 6
>grew up to be typical fat americans
At least I got to see my sister's tits, even though she's like 4 years younger than me and still in HS
I shamefully fapped to that mental image lads. I don't feel good about it

Id hit that

Literally cucked out of fucking your cousin. There's all kinds of wrong in that.

>the right woman will fill that hole
Weird

Fuck it, I would.

Faggot probably played patty cake with her.

Sauce?

>they never banged
>tfw I have to rely on GoT to satisfy my incest fetish now

tell us about how you got to see your younger sister's tits