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hokkei sucks

homo pingviinit :DD

Fuck Crosby and fuck Pittsburgh

>Kanada and Schweiz are joining Euro Hockey Tour because no nhl at olympics next year
interesting

You have to have a conceptual understanding of 'ice' before you can enjoy hockey.

Winter Olympics will suck this year won't they?

you mean meth, i know meth

Not if we win

Not even gonna dignify 76454980 with a (you)

Go preds!

that doesn't seem good for the ice

soon

I don't think the audience is pleased.

Reminder that Crosby is going to use the Cup to collect all of /hoc/'s collective tears

Imagine if Ducks got to the finals instead and Perry with Getzlaf kept bullying little Crosby

Penguins = /hoc/
Predditors = r/hockey

I just do the opposite of what the mad third worlder says and it's always right

>caring about what reddit thinks

This leaf is spared on the rakening

>caring about what a leaf thinks

>responding to a finn

@76455454
>giving precious (You)s to a leaf

subban dindu nuffin

finn yous are not worth shit

>implying psusio-scandanavian yous arent worth an arm and a leg on the black market

Is this why Nashville has shit ice?

No. Its the hot weather melting it

>bully Crosby all game
>meanwhile lose every night by 8 points because your goalie is trash

Bold plan

It's actually the salt in predditor fans tears that dilutes the integrity of the ice

Explain to me why there are hockey teams in cities and countries that have no idea what snow is?

It snows everywhere if the altitude is high enough.

so not everywhere

friendly reminder there will be a game 7 in pittsburgh

xD

>reddit saves quads
here's some more, you're reddit quads confirm

Wew

Fuck off slovakia my city is older than your whole country
[spoiler]did you know the deal to create Czechoslovakia was made in Pittsburgh? Youre welcome sweetie[/spoiler]

Dumb cities in the south full of losers want to be cool (heh) like the northerners.

>implying people whose homeland has no such thing as sub 30 temperatures let alone ice should be allowed to play hockey.

Did i do the spoilers wrong or are there just no spoilers on sp?

fuck off we're full

Well done Satan

Back to Sup Forums faggot

Reminder that not only to Inbreds not know hockey, they dont even know basic biology

>in canada four 6's is the number of the beast

literally got 666 you spic. Dont ever reply to me or my wifes son ever again

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Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

Lmao fucking newfag

Fucking checked

>reducing your quads to only trips

only in canada

>much like slovakia sp is so irrelevant i learned about it from a Sup Forums thread about War machine getting a life sentence

like I said earlier, fuck off we're full
>Sup Forums
inb4 underage ban

Reminder that trashville has an ACTUAL finnish goaler

do you mean the 2017 conn smythe winner finnish goaler or the rookie of the year young gun who will be the next brouder?

Reminder that I was right

What would Rinne actually have to do to win the Conn Smythe after such embarrassing performance?

reminder that everyone else was right about how the milds season would end

How is Bryan Rust so fucking playoff clutch

retard east euro the mvp is for all of playoffs not just finals

preds just need to win next 2 games and he will win

If they win it will go to Subban or Ellis

>What is a Sabertooth

>Subban
He's their 4th best defenseman these playoffs

ok dude dont talk to me

Nvm somehow missed the "doghouse" bit

a cat

>average margins of victory this post season has been just above 1 goal
>finals have been 5-3, 4-1, 5-1, 4-1, 6-0
WTF

Game 2 and game 4 have deceiving scorelines and were closer than the scorelines admit. Only 3 and 5 have been genuine murder

>the city of Nashville

Nashville got mouth-raped in game 3, what are you talking about

ok why in the actual HECK is there no game tonight? is the NHL ran by BUTTHEADS?

>1/4th of the playoffs he was trash

Itll go to Subban so the league doesnt look racist.

Same with 29 other teams?

how can the "state" of hockey be so shit

they are the state of hockey because they produce the NHL players out of any states, not by the useless metric of how many cups canadians have won for their state team, you stupid fuckle.

>1993
top lel

Shit man... nice.

Twas 1993.........

>Pongs are going to repeat with their top 4 dmen being Schultz, Maatta, Hainsey and Dumoulin

Do teams even stand a chance against a threepeat next season?

>rowney is playing 4C in the final
no

>the last team to win a cup without a bonafied top dman was 2006 Carolina, also Managed by Jim Rutherford

Is Rutherford elite?

>he thinks the Predators won't win

>he thinks Crosby wont lift the cup in Trashville

>Pekka Rinne talked about Swedes fighting during the finals: "Nice to see those Swedes killing each other out there"

typical Finn

How do we end Swede on Swede violence?

>He thinks the Penguins won't throw game 6

>not having game 6 or game 7 on friday and saturday night

This is a great concern for me too desu

>deny the finn a price
>not racist
pick one

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>"Meet the Guy who’s Making Curling Cool: Chris Plys"
>is canadian
>gets "värld mästare" tattooed on his chest
>thinks it means world champion in swedish
>but the correct way of writing it would be "världsmästare"
Why would he do this to himself, /hoc/?

"Get the fuck outta here you fucking nigger" - Crosby

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How can one man be so based?

>crosby, malkin, letang, and kessel all locked up long term
>guentzel and rust still on elc
>cole, shultz, sheary, and dumoulin will all be resigned after expansion
>murray signed through 2020 and playing at an elite level and is only 23
>still have daniel sprong, connor hall, zach aston-reese, and dominik simon in the pipeline

Pens gonna be scary good for a long time.

is nigger hating a sport?

Only going to lose Fleury, Pooliot or Kunitz to expansion

for the chicks

post yfw Crosby gets taken in the expansion draft

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Could've at least googled it lmao
>ett jävla löv

chicks with dicks perhaps