OFFICIAL ENGLAND CELEBRATION THREAD

scotland? LMAO!

get in here lads.

We havnt lost a tournament qualifier since 2009, looks like its coming home.

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>inb4 "im scottish" when scotland wins

>its a Kane scores another hattrick episode

im scottish and i honestly couldnt give a fuck about this semen slurping sport, we have andy murray

IT'S COMING HOME, LADS.

I'm Scottish and have full belief that the team is good enough to pull off a win but things will have to go their way.

The thing is, comparatively speaking, even if Scotland are at their best it might not matter because England have great quality too.

I think this should be a good game for the neutrals as well as the countries involved.
Scotland have no choice but to play to their strengths, which is to attack and press and try to keep the play away from their horrendously weak centre back pairing.
And England, as the favourite will also look to play expansively and won't be shy to attack.

I've been invited to a party for the first time to watch this match.
Has anybody got any tips of IRL shitposting as I'm completely outside my comfort zone of memes and spamming.

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dont try too hard

EZ PZ

WE DID IT LADS

INGERLUND!!!

Does anyone have a stream link for when it starts?

legit gonna put a fiver on HK hattrick now.

Who are the scottish cb's?

Try not to reveal your brit/pol/ power level. Stay away from topics of conversation like munch boxes and immigration.

>trying to claim EBAM
>in 2017

not even funny anymore, just pity you

don't spill the spaghetti user. DON'T SPILL THE SPAGHETTI

*flashbacks to moments of spilled spaghetti*


You...You don't want to do that it trust me.

CHEER UP GORDON STRACHAN

fuck sometimes my JUST flashbacks are so strong i just say something out loud to forget them

Forget it I'm good now

>iktf

I just make a noise and shake my head in an attempt to forget.

tfw blessed with good looks but cursed with autism and social anxiety so it's wasted.

Ugly lads only need confidence to get girls

RIP please type F for me.

Sod off bongs
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What kind of drink should i buy? Should I bring snacks? Should i bring a present for the host?

is this a must win for scotland?

captain mong will fail to score today.

Can't wait to absolutely batter the porridge wogs INNNGERLUNNDDD

Did the host mention if it's BYOB? Maybe bring some wine (unless you're all young or don't like wine) and something to snack on, I'd say.

try to always stick close to someone there that you know very well and are comfortable with. makes it so much easier to interact with new people when you have a friend alongside you

i want the repeat of england vs iceland 2bh

go scotland

Scotland be buggered. We're kicking the Aussie arses and we've already qualified. You faggots are watching the wrong sport.

Just get twatted and go nuts. You should be on your fifth can of wifebeater already tbH

That really depends on the kind of people you're hanging out with. Since it's football i'm assuming its THE LADS.
Bring a crate of stella, not

Oh yeah do what told ya. I forgot it's football.

It's a mixed party hosted by a chick. I was going to get her a bottle of wine but didn't know if that is too try-hard/fedora.

take a big bag of cans

don't do it

wine is a gift only suited to dinner invitations for couples by couples

if it's a relaxed football gathering, just bring some snacks

If there's a bbq, bring beer

If not, snacks will do

What the fuck even is a Scotland? I doubt I could even point to it on a map

You could just text her (or whoever invited you) and be like "At the shop, need any booze?"

You get the election map up and look for the shithead who voted tory

t. Momentum

definitely do NOT do that

>debit card gets rejected for fraud
>england playing
>E3 at 8

what an eventful day

Why bother if you're not gonna win a single game in russia?

Because its fun to have shattered dreams Poland

what part of scotland are you lads from?
North Kilttown here

Newington in Edinburg lad

Helmsdale, unironically

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There needs to be some sort of pre-qualifying rounds for lesser teams.

It's so boring watching matches against Lichtenstein, San Marino and Scotland

To be fair, it was easy. We were let down by GK errors. Which hilariously was the same reason we went out of Euros. Happened in 2006(?) as well with Seaman or was it 2002.

You'd need two rounds desu. Once you get the likes of San Marino, Andorra and the Faroes out of the way, there'd still be shitters like the Baltic states.

delet

LGTSS

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cucked yet again
ABE's always lose

hmm whos top of the group

NEW

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Thank you Spain, our greatest ally.

sure thing, deluded boi ROFL

And you haven't won a cup since 66, what's the point of going?

we just won one m8