Official /turnleft/ Xfinity Pocono Green 250 thread

Race start: 1300 EST
Broadcast channel: fox
Stream: TBD
Rags: completely welcome

Get in here, boys, it's time for the tricky triangle!

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motogp fan here. love me some left turns

Should be a good race, though the ARCA race was pretty boring.

Stream: youtube.com/channel/UCB3JqqSKcAk6k34zCfOexog/live

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youtube.com/watch?v=5lTa7P1JZuc

Danica is changing clothes and getting ready to make her appearance in the Hollywood Hotel right now

How long until the race. Not showing live here. Will have to use stream

30 bings

About 25 minutes.

Green flag at 1:18 PM ET
so about 40 mins

cheers lads.

Fuck ARCA tbqh.

Joe Gibbs is doing just that

Cup racers running today: Larson, Suarez, Keselowski, Menard

Ty Dillon is running this race too, but he's a bit of a tard.

>Ty is a cup driver and Mears is not
It's painful

ARCA race would have been fine if the two NASCAR teams up front hadn't dominated it. disgusting desu

What a shame about the 6 team

>tfw called Wallace to the 43 and you guys called me crazy
I don't have much going for me, so this feels good.

>Implying Mears and Ty aren't on the same level of mediocrity
Neither would have a job if it weren't for their names.

Asking the drivers about triangles. Embarrassing.

My keks willed Bubba to the 43 as well, user. We know what's up.

>design a tarck with 6 turns
>claim to not have a turn 4
Why is this allowed?

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Spaghetti

I remember Carl Edwards and crew referred to to the turns as 1/2, 3/4, and 5/6

fucking leaf

>Danica has an average finish of 30 in 8 starts at Pocono

Why is she qualified to say what drivers should do

She's there to give insight on how to give up positions and get wrecked out
Her insight is quite valuable in that regard

Is it race time or quali time?

racetime buddy

Denny is one DUI away from being that dude sitting outside of Subway begging for change.

Oh sweet.

countdown to fox onracing surface?

This "broadcast". Wew lads

Cut to a side camera showing Larry Darrell and Mike all hammered at one of the infield concession stands

>4th in points
>Charismatic driver
>muh diversity
>won multiple Truck races including Eldora

>No sponsors

Is Jack simply just pricing the team out of the market?

Clint and Kevin will be funny. Joey will be a wedge between them.

whats with the pwease no steppy flag behind the hollywood hotel

>Is Jack simply just pricing the team out of the market?

Pretty much. You could run with a mid size sponsor and two smaller ones for the price of one big sponsor paying for a wrap. Feels like they are afraid of being seen as a "Small Team"

they're going to forget to shill something and get fined 10000000 each

Just tuning in, how are the lads doing calling the race?

>erik, what do you got down there
>awkward silence followed by the sound of engines
>can't understand a single word
These pit crew reporters need to speak up. Practically yell.

the setup on bubba's car looks atrocious

Joey and Kevin are doing alright, Clint's trying to keep up, the rest are meh...

Spaghetti

I imagine the producer was screaming at him to get the mic closer to his mouth but he couldn't hear them as all the cars were flying by

Kek. That was pure spaghetti.

It wouldn't be hard to be Darrell or Gordon, but Mike Joy's job is hard.

Larry talks tech and strategy so he has a moderately tough job

Mike Joy pls

Who is Mike Joy today? We have three Jeff Gordons in the booth.

Of all the guys they get, I think Harv, Logano and Brad are the best.

this would be adam alexanders job. hes trash

Kevin is Mike Joy

There isn't one and that's why it feels disjointed.

Who is in the 20? The name Benjamin doesn't ring a bell.

nothing will ever make xfinity at pocono exciting

Kyle Benjamin

>release a pig at random to run around the track

That'd be pretty entertaining.

harv, brad, and clit are my picks with clit being the mikey

a K&N kid

Being a commentator isn't as easy as people think. I did some play-by-play for college volleyball games and you've got people talking in your ear and you're trying to keep talking yourself while listening to what they have to say. It's not easy at all and I screwed up a couple times myself.

literally more commercials than racing

Kelvin Benjamin of the Cleveland Browns. France will do anything for ratings

who is that muscle boy beside Denny

danica is doing really well maybe this should be her job instead of racing

[PIT STRATEGY INTENSIFIES]

Gotta have the lead guy to coordinate everything. Harv is good in the booth but not being THE guy.

>go to commercial again
>immediate lead change

That mobile strike commercial really makes me want to kms

If you're not points racing you gotta come before pit road closes. Such a huge track it's not like you'll lose a lap.

I'd love to know the jewish reason we can't have side by side every commercial break for racing in NA

Diverted attention = less effective advertising you goof

Side-by-side commercials is a precursor to the tv from Idiocracy. This is the future of television.

Dat's right, goyim, you can't get the full value of your advertising shekels with a distracted audience, now can you?

>race is still visible
>don't change the channel or do something else and forget about race and ads

>stage is about to end and Brad is reeling in the leader
>go to commercial
>miss lead change
>caution for stage end
>commercial

I'd honestly give up side-by-side completely if it reduced commercials by 10% it's a pretty useless view

>the future of television.

Television has no future.

Net content is where it's at.

>silence

clit cant radio

Last news I saw on it. They called the local animal control, left some water in a bowl for the fox and closed up the barrier so it can't get out. Animal control is going take the fox safely after the xfinity race finishes.

Clint is that guy who forgets to push the button before he uses the walkie talkie.

i like that benjamin kid just from that handling of the radio call wew and wew clit

i guess the fox shills behind them yell at them during the endless commercials

....and then forgets to release it.

>hey buddy this is DW up in the booth you got a copy

Does anyone else hear that whooshing sound?

actually no
check your stream or TV

Pretty much confirmed that Danica is going to be a commentator next year.

She has a good, strong voice for this and with speech and media coaching she could fit in nicely to the Manske role.

I could listen to these goys every race desu

the 00 needs a wrap that doesn't look like cheap shit. that white is awful

the boys in the box are enjoyable. glad they've gotten them more involved the past few years. bread's a good time too.

Probably a good race going on outside of just following the leader around by himself

it's better than a whole bunch of zigzaggy five color bullshit

denny seems like the weak link in this configuration

I seriously want to see roush fenway racing to die out but without the team's drivers losing rides I'm sick of seeing Jack fail with sponsors

Not as bad as the f1 paint

He's definitely got nerves but he's not in the box, he's on the side set. He sounds paranoid and like he's fighting a withdrawal or something

showing some lower teams off on tv would help with sponsor exposure as well

why did menard do this