Canada BTFO

Is there anything more demoralizing than this?

Even the animal kingdom is set against you leafs.

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Jokes on you, every Canadian hates Canada Geese, they're pure fucking hellspawn that should be eradicated.

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just like canadians

This is such beautiful thing I can barely type from the tears. My God this is beautiful

A country where 95% of things that move are fatal to humans is not qualified to compete against other nations when it comes to badass animals. It's like endorsing steroids in Major League Baseball.

DELETE THIS

Not an argument.

our national animal is the beaver not the Canada goose,

I thought it was the loon

They taste good tho.

Yeah look where those fkn beavers have gotten you

Guess where the largest producer of wind turbines is from?

That's right, Danish windmills are killing your little bald eagles.

That's not a good metaphor.

The goose should have wandered under a camel's feet and gotten willingly stomped to death.

Canadian Geese never bug me. I've been charged once but they bite and you can't feel it.

It's a Canadian Goose. It's your nations proud and respected bird.

Or so it was...

well skinning them and selling their pelts was pretty much the foundation of our country

your country's namesake is a pastry

LITTLE

We don't have a national bird.

i thought their animal was a moose?

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My dad made money at it as a kid even, he turns 60 this year.

I live in B.C. and have some friends who trap and sell beaver pelts, you can do it right off the highway in some places

Even that waterfowl can't kill an eagle in a river.

What a joke bird/country

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your country's namesake is a soccer team

Nope beaver and Canadian horse.

Shit hawk BFTO bald eagle. So what OP. Does this prove dumpster ducks rule over eagles.

What part of Canadian goose do you not understand, leaf?

It's yours and only yours. Own it.

Why are canadians so easily triggered? Is it because they have a frenchman leading them?

>Canadian Horse
>regular horse picture
>Not a moose

I get what you mean but it's been classified as a pest and people don't want it associated with Canada.

There is a push to make the national bird a Red-tailed Hawk.

>Pic related.

ikr, i was expecting a horse with a rectangular head and body like in south park.

Trudeau is literally Obama on steroids.

It's depressing m8.

rats with wings.

Your president is an outdated tractor

>it's another JIDF divide and conquer thread

Thats a gryfalcon m8

Would you mind if we annexed you?

>dark in colour

A FUCKING LEAF
>really makes you think, eh?

how did that work out last you tried

Notice how the biggest one is black.

Actually we are named after the daughter of one of the most based Portuguese sailors to ever live

really makes you think

That was proof of God saving us from ourselves. Imagine if Canadians could vote in US elections. How horrifying

The honking sound these geese make are so obnoxious ;_;

But do the chickens have large talons?

You might be mixing them up with French Canadians.

and the smallest

Canadian anti aircraft?

Geese are literal bags of flying shit. They only come here when it's warm to shit everywhere and then they fly off to god know's where when it's cold. This traitorous bird doesn't even stick around during the worst months of the year.

Worst thing is where I live they slowly cross the street without acknowledging cars AND cucks even yell at you if you try to drive around them.

yeah. They are the worst, but they are cute. But DESU the red tail hawk would better suit us as a people

Why don't you respect your human car privilege shitlord it's 2016

If you kill the geese they win.

Daily reminder your county is 60% white and the most cucked in the world.

they fucking roost in the ponds around our shopping malls

family of geese crossed the road on my way to work. a family of 8 the father leading from the front the gosling in the middle and the mother behind making sure none get left. brought a tear to my eye.

"Never talk to me or my wife's goslings again"

>Eagle not giving a fuck and still holding his fish while a tryhard seagull tries to get his attention

Based. If the eagle didn't have better things to do (eat the fish) you know that seagull would be lunch.

per person, you're more likely to die from a shark in California than you are in Alice Springs

My favourite beaver was Daggit

Tempted to make a picture of ryan gosling with a bunch of smaller goslings

Peregrine Falcon is supreme all other bird-cucks bow down

I'd rather have Mexicans than Canadians at least I can defend myself if they break in. Even Mexicans wouldn't vote trudeau

The bird didnt even die.

America's softness is showing.

Canada 1 Americants 0

>Be walking along
>Suddenly a loud hissing
>Turn around and find that a goose has abandon her younglings 9001 yards away to come his at you

I need this meme'd

Anything you guys think you can get, huh? How's the fire?

i dont give a fuck those things just shit all over the place anyways

I wanna breed giant hairless geese and then let people pay to dress as knights and slay them

Yay! I'm posting in a slide thread

Canadian Geographic is trying to change that

nationalbird.canadiangeographic.ca/

Some shop Tredaus face onto the littke girl who is smiling while standing in front of the burning house.

plz america senpai

you literally bought Alaska just so you can get a piece of our fur trade.

I'm watching Angry Beavers at this very moment.

Jamal Ramirez, our national animal is the beaver which is a far superior animal
to your angry parrot.

Beaver dams/lodges can be seen from space. Are centuries old and beavers have killed people.

Bald Eagles, which Canada has more of anyway have almost gone extinct and make obnoxious sounds. Like white Americans.

Statistically, you're more likely to drown in the ocean than the desert

Is it still on fire?

Did you vote?

Top banter, leaf
would appreciate again

Yes, for the Loon

Qubecois are no doubt voting for the snow owl

>japs on a roll today

Joke's on you, you are Canadian.

canada goose is weak cuck bird.

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Beavers are pretty fucking badass. Why don't you replace the lameass leaf with some Beaver teeth.

Clearly a sign that Trump will win the election, and annex Canada.