American posts

>American posts

Oh look, another stupid fucking post by an American. I'm not even shocked. Why are they so fucking dumb?

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Are americans the most cringy posters on Sup Forums?

They're cringy when they try to act badass
They're cringy when they're kisisng French butt
They're cringy when they do anything

ima wa
kaze no naka
toumei na prologue

>someone saved my image

Why are americans so..... dumb?

this

Poopity popitty kanukitty friendly durrrrrrrrrr pioip pooptaine duhhhhhhh farts

>They're cringy when they're kisisng French butt
This

H-HOT!

Why is Canada so irrelevant?

Holy fuck RUN AMERIFATTY RUN

I don't know. Why are americans so dumb?

Holy fuck, based Canadians putting amerifarts in their place

NOBODY LIKES YOU AMERISTUPIDS!

THEY CAN'T BE REASONED WITH, THEY CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH AND THEY ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER!

ameripoops blmo

Please Please Revolution
Urase hagshiku heartbeat
kimi no emotion
sarakedasetara muteki da ne

>this is the average American capacity for speech

I need context on this

>jams poutine in butt
>washes in sub-par Canadian syrup
>Allahu Ackbars

>this is what the average american does

>american banter
embarrassing

wow just WOW
*walks right up to your face*
*shoves you back*
*you stumble back and are surprised an american, a people usually so refined, is suddenly this aggressive*
back up BULLY
*shoves you again*
*whispers*
don't become nazis again for a third tim fuckers

Brrrrrrrrrp popopppity kunfiimrahner dhdf rgvrk kahn bippity boppity cocghgk esucrtkery ealler ytimny

...

FLIP I AM BACK AGAIN FROM THIS POST MADDER THAN EVER
*UNSHEATHES CONSTITUTION*
THIS IS MY BILL OF RIGHTS. GEORGE WASHINGTUM MADE THIS TO GIVE ME FREE WILL.
*SHOVES IT INTO YOUR FACE*
READ EVERY LINE AND READ IT GOOD. UNDERSTAND HOE WE ARE ON THE RIGHTEOUS PATH WHILE YOUR TYRANNICAL GOVERNMETS FRIG WITH YOUR RIGHTS AND YOU DON'T ARGUE AGAINST IT. SUCH IDIOCIY
FRIG OFF HATERS

*shoots projectile bodily fluids from mouth and anus simultaneously*

*sharts in your direction
WOW, rude!
*gets shot

>be american
>be brown

kek

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Another brilliant thread by a fucking leaf

because they are fat and stupid.
Most of them are so stupid.

>BE BRIT
>STILL HIGH ON YOUR CENTURY-TOO-LATE POWER TRIP WITH DREAMS OF GRANDIOSITY WHILE YOU METAPHORICALLY SHUT YOURSELF IN YOUR ROOM AND LITERALLY SHUT YOUR ECONOMY FROM EUROPE (NOT THAT I REALLY KNOW THE ISSUES BEHIND THE VOTE BECAUSE IT'S NOT AMERICA LOL)

Shhh it's okay

>falls on you

amerifats got MINDBROKE

>BE JAPANER
>THINK YOU ARE NOT STUPID BUT YOU LITERALLY LIVE IN A SOCIETY WHERE PEOPLE COMMIT SEPOKO WHEN THEY ANSWER A TEST QUESTION WRONG

>BE LEAF
>EXIST MERELY BECAUSE WE ARE TOO BUSY TAKING ON CHINA AND RUSSIA BUT WE COULD LITERALLY JUST START CALLING YOU PART OF THE US AND YOU COULD NOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT AND NO COUNTRY WOULD TRY AND STOP US

>be american
>be short
>get shot
>take shart

>I-I could totally i-invade Canada if I w-wanted to
Third time's a charm fatty

>BE BRIT
>BE SO BLIND HE LITERALLY CANNOT REPLY TO THE RIGHT POST AND INSTEAD FRIENDLY-FIRES (IMPLYING BRITAIN'S LIBERAL USE OF ITS CLIENT STATES IN ITS VARIOUS WARS IS ANY MEASURE OF FRIENDSHIP) ON HIS OWN MAYMAY NATION
>LE THIRD TIME'S A CHARM
>HMM WANNA TEST THAT DUDE? YOU REALLY WANT TO TEST IF WE CAN FAIL A THIRD TIME INVADING CANADA? GO AHEAD AND SEE WHAT AHPPESN

This is embarrassing.

can you give me a run down?

Wew, don't shoot up a school over an Sup Forums thread chum

>dark skin
sorry we have more sun. lmao enjoy overcast sadness
>poor yet advocating capitalism
not half the country
>thinks israel is awesome
cause it is
>hates other races
no
>balding
no
>extremely obese
most americans on Sup Forums have rippling abs. just ask them
>American patriotisme
this board and its american posters are a clear counterexample of that

>be american
>don't know how to reply

*ignore the crinkle of leaves*

>a canuck can't even make a good American hate thread
I'm not even mad yet

>crinkling gets significantly louder

BEACHED
E
A
C
H
E
D

>go inside to my house to get away from the crinkling
>leaves give up and attempt to go home only to find a wealthy chinese businessman has priced them out of their one story tear-down bungalows that are now somehow worth 2 billion dollars per square foot

as neither American or Canadian I can confirm Canadians are by far my most hated poster.

Nobody cares aboout you, discount new zealand

Take off the proxy.

Put on a proxy.

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What exactly was going on here?

American courting ritual

I don't know. I don't wanna know.

hooters

Most of those posting under the US flag on Sup Forums, are self-hating whites and millennial progressives of the following type:

youtu.be/mwtfAHyVZSo

They desire the transformation of the United States into a non-white country, and are actively leading the charge to turn it more diverse and multicultural, while marginalizing the white males and reducing their social and economic power. Many of them are members of Antifa, and all of them fully support the protests taking place on college campuses, where they receive their liberal arts degrees.

Bath salts

Oh, say can you shiiiiiiiiit
by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we ate
at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose brown stripes and bright sharts
thru the perilous farts,
O'er the Walmarts we watched
were so gallantly streaming?

Very true

>mfw this thread turned has into an anglo civil wars

A shart in the mart, perhaps?