/trans/ - Real football games to me when edition

Rumours:
>Manchester United have made a bid of £70m for Torino's 23-year-old Italy forward Andrea Belotti. (Independent)

Real Madrid's Spain striker Alvaro Morata, 24, has agreed to join United and is waiting for the two clubs to agree a fee of around £60m before making the move to Old Trafford. (Daily Telegraph)

>Morata's representative, Juanma Lopez, had talks with Real Madrid representatives on Friday to pave the way for the former Juventus player's move to United. (Guardian)

AC Milan are reluctant to meet Diego Costa's wages of £200,000-plus a week as the Chelsea striker seeks a new club after being told he is no longer part of Antonio Conte's plans. (Daily Telegraph)

>Chelsea must pay Juventus £52m for Brazil defender Alex Sandro, 26, who has three years left on his contract with the champions of Italy. (London Evening Standard)

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>de gay

>linda

>Rothschilds bow to Lindelöf
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control Sweden with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Lindelöf will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Lindelöf babies
>Lindelöf said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of one angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>Fluent Portuguese in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with him. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Lindelöf
>Lindelöf is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

>De Goey

Bakayoko soon

Juve fans, rank these 3 players in order of how much you'd like them please.
Verratti
Tolisso
Bakayoko
N'zonzi

>3
4

No.

w-willl he be a starter

Yes with Bailey

ls the manure deal with big game morata another ruse like the one with miran?

Are they, dare I say it, the new rio-vidic?

Morata is a good striker for Rashford desu

Wonder what left back united are getting then, also we need someone to support/compete with Valencia at right back

VNL can play RB

BACTERIA

>Come here van dick-kun....

Rojo

How will /trans/ react when the inevitable happens?

Oh, is centre back not his preferred position though and where he plays best?

It is

>he is no longer part of Antonio Conte's plans. (Daily Telegraph)
WHAT? Why?

haha

Crossed him

why would toni kroos move to benfica?

good

Getting Fifa 18 desu lads

any news on the griezmann to manchester united situation?

>tfw dad buys it every year
>tfw have to let him win sometimes when I visit or he gets mad

hes not good enough to lace Rashford's boots, la

yeah

any news on the griezmann to my dick situation?

Are you sure youre his son?

BBC said he doesn't want to lower his standards

He said dad not mum's bf baka

So morata will be once again forced to share his position, heh. This man must have the most cucked career ever.

Who?

His real dad was his moms fuck buddy

Because he's a massive cunt and replaceable.

>Doubling down on le workrate negro
Chelsea were supposed to be the english team that actually puts up a fight in europe

Lukaku's a step down from Costa and got a cunt streak of his own desu.

Forget about that one until the deadline. Avoid all the rumors all together.

>implying chelski will buy him

>snub
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FUCKING SNUBBED SNUBCHESTER UNITED FUCKING SNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBEEEEEEDD

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fantastic post

Is Sunderland really going to let Asoro and the unspellable name kid go for just 5m?

>as the Chelsea striker seeks a new club after being told he is no longer part of Antonio Conte's plans.
Can we stop posting this now? Thanks

>the Chelsea striker seeks a new club after being told he is no longer part of Antonio Conte's plans

>as the Chelsea striker seeks a new club after being told he is no longer part of Antonio Conte's plans.

>as the Chelsea striker seeks a new club after being told he is no longer part of Antonio Conte's plans.

>google it
>Benjamin Mbunga-Kimpioka
state of that name

>*ring* *ring*
>*boop*Hello
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thanks

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Then who's the better replacement?

>replacing him with an even more replaceable lukacunt instead

Share it with Griezmanm? Or the boy wonder, Rashford?

Lukaku said there's an agreement in place. Man Utd are getting Morata so where else is he going to go? Costa out, Lukaku in.

tfw I posted that on reddit yesterday

what's ur reddit account so i can upvote u

>It's another episode of United overpaying players heavily
Have we gone through the inevitable Neymar and Bale rumours?
Had a busy summer, haven't followed so closely.. I just saw articles talking about Griezmann before he extended his stay

>tfw gameshare with younger cousin
>He buys almost every AAA
>I just have to get XBLive
>Use Bing rewards to get it for free

Feels good famiglia

>Rodriguez going to PSG
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I would really like for SNUBCHESTER to become a meme desu

He signed for Milan days ago

when alexis goes to bayern we all can post SNUBCHESTER CITY

>James Rodriquez to PSG
>Aubameyang to PSG
What the hell are they thinking? They play 4-3-3 and already have Cavani.

Bild were saying Henrique might not want Aubameyang.

Or you can just meme 'The City of Greater SNUBCHESTER

The Arabs discovered Fifa and now want to see their
>Auba on the wing
>James as CM for long blooters
tactic come alive.

Greater SNUBCHESTER would be a county.

>Jay O'Shea has moved from Chesterfield to Bury on a free

SNUBCHESTER UNITED!!!

sounds like a gyppo

new thread

Rojo is a terrible lb. In fact, that's why United fans talked shit about him and wanted him gone. It's only at CB that he's good. I know Shaw isn't in favor with Mouyes, and he is fat, but I still think Shaw would be the best LB on the team

WELCOME TO SNUBCHESTER

wait

Shaw's a fucking cunt m8, you clearly don't watch United much. He has shit fitness (even when not injured) and gets caught out of position so much.

>My next door neighbour just moved from London to Sheffield

SNUBCHESTER UNITED

Rojo is terrible at all things LB. Your memory is just dodgy. Remember that everyone wanted him out, but last season he won back the fans for good reason. However, that was at CB, not LB. At LB he has terrible crosses even though it's his go to move even when it's not a good time to cross and his positioning is dodgy.

Shaw is a cunt and his brother exposes that, but there is nobody on United who would be a better LB when he is at his best. The problem is that he's fat.

Will Pogba teach Morata how to dab?

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I NEVER FUCKING MENTIONED ROJO YOU FUCKING CUNT! REEEEEEEE

calm down m8

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>Magician asks me to pick a card, any card
>Pick the 4 of Spades

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>mom asks me what i want for dinner
>maybe some pizza?

SNUBCHESTER UNITED!

Sorry m8, slightly drunk.

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>30 million for the swedish mangala

It's actually £90mill with £50mill in agent fees.

Morata had a bunch of GOAT moments when he played for Juve

Curious United customer here, is Morata the black guy?

Hi, I'm Mr. Snub!

yeah pretty good
that >pep defending though

No, that's Johnny Square

No you fucktard, big game morata is the one who took apart bauerns defense.

30 million is a fucking robbery. Kid had Griezmann in his pocket the entire game last night.

griezman is not that good. He's seriously overrated

>Wake up
>Open underwear drawer
>Choice between Batman and Spiderman boxers
>Choose Batman

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