Teleprompter Don actually makes listening to Hillary enjoyable

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I didn't vote today in NJ but I actually might vote for Hillary in November after seeing this "speech"

WTF? You've changed my mind. My vote is going to Jeb Bush now! I am now a #Jebhead!

wtf im getting a green card and voting Hillary!

Holy shit I am now a #McCainiac

im now a #kasichmissile

I am now #withher

Shit, I'm a CruzMissle now

you're right now I'm #withher

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I am now with #PissedoffPerot.

Whoa I am now a #DeweyDefeater

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That's fucking it. I'm am now officially #Ridin'Biden

>PPP
are u fucking kidding me!!!!!!!!!??

Woah, True Conservative Principles don't permit telemprompters...What was I thinking?

I guess I'm #FlyinWithRyan

>Hillary paid a million dollars for this.

let's get this trending on twitter

After hearing this racist Trump speech I'm going to go to Mexico and cross the border so I can vote for Hillary #chillwithhill

In all seriousness, that Hillary speech was fucking awful. Like half of it was about her vagina.

Oy vey, now I'm #swallowingJohnson