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>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 129 points
2. Lewis Hamilton 104 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 75 points
4. Kimi Räikkönen 67 points
5. Daniel Ricciardo 52 points
>News
Canada GP in 19 bongs
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Richard-ardo
3rd for Ricci
Reminder that Ricciardo is nearly 27 and will never win a WDC
>tfw never his time
No one watching the raft race?
He's also a Chad,
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Yes, he looks like a resident of Chad alright.
Nth for HWL :^)
Is this, dare i say it, /ouryear/ lads?
Reminder that Vettel is the greatest driver to ever grace this planet
>pls pay attention to me
pic related: stats
already a 2x WDC from 2014 and 2016
mercedes using oil de enjun cost him his wins
Gimi wins tomorrow ::DDD
>American obsession with stats
Why?
Don't spread cancer
No :^)
>doesn't say anything about ricciardo being posted
>suddenly gets buttflustered just because a half-black guy is posted
Loving every laugh lad
Gambling.
>>doesn't say anything about ricciardo being posted
Yeah but you're just a goober innit. Put your coat back on a walk about some yeah. The breeze might wake you up a bit. You only look the fool right now. Everyone remind him where he left his coat. I reckon he left it in the bath. He climbed in through a window thinking he was clever I bet. More likely he lost his key like most goobers do. Silly boy
Oi you I have told you many times before to not impersonate me in these very threads. I have had enough of this and I will be writing a letter to the local moderator who will sort out who the trouble causer is here for good. By the way I am the real me ok. He is not me
>being THIS buttflustered that Hamilton is winning championships while america is literally NOTHING in F1
You must be absolutely frothing lad.
I meant to the Bahamian bro.
This is the thing I keep saying, it seems every driver can be mentioned here - apart from Hamilton. It seems a lot of people here are uniquely butthurt by Hamilton and the fact that he's half-black. I'm socially functional though, so race doesn't bother me that much. It's a shame the same can't be said for many others in this thread though.
TIL that F1 2013 had placeholder files for the following cars:
McLaren 1992 - MP4/6, MP4/7A
McLaren 1999 - MP4/14
Benetton 1988 - B188
Sauber 1999 - C18
I warned you. You know what I am skipping the moderators and going to the highest level above your head. Your dear nan. Everyone please leave me a short 5 word message to pass to this goblin of a posters nan. He who tries to impersonate me on a daily basis
Hamilel will fumble the start tomorrow.
VET
BOT
RAI
Reminder that Vettel is the start master
Reminder that Lewis is a cunt
Fucking kek.
Now I guess the question remains whether a) Honda drop Honda for Mercedes, or b) Alonso goes to Renault. Or c) he leaves F1 completely but I hope he doesn't.
>Honda drop Honda for Mercedes
top kek
Reminder that Lewis won that race and Vettel didn't
Reminder that Lewis has won 5 (FIVE) Canadian GPs and Vettel has won only 1 (one)
Whoops, my brain is fucking up. McLaren dropping Honda of course.
Reminder that the only person who had a car that could beat Lewis that day was Nico
Reminder that Lewis pushed Nico off the track in turn one
What kind of great driver needs to use those kinds of tactics to beat a teammate like Rosberg?
What kind of great driver needs to turn into their teammate to beat a guy like Webber?
>can't defend Lewis, attacks Vettel instead
>compares Vettel's fuck up with Lewis' deliberate act
Holy fuck, you're desperate in so many ways.
Hahaha. Absolutely seething lad, absolutely seething.
Oh yeah also I just remembered this. Why would a """""""""""""""""""""""""""""great driver""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" like Seb have to push Hamilton off the road huh?
Oh yeah and Lewis won this race, hahahaha :D
>>can't defend Lewis, attacks Vettel instead
Holy fuck you can't even make this up.
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Oh yeah and another thing I remembered
Wow but I thought great drivers didn't have to push other drivers off the track, hahahaha :D
Also I've just realised that if you're saying Seb's crash with Webber was a mistake then that makes him an even WORSE driver than if it was deliberate. Kek :D
>it's okay when my driver does it
HOLY FUCK THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF (YOU)
HAHAHAHAHA YOU HAVE TO RESORT TO SELECTIVE BULLSHIT JUST TO DEFEND YOUR """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""GREAT DRIVER""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Question lad, who was it who got pole today again? Damn I've forgotten, I could really do with a helping hand. Who was it again? Do you know?
>literally CAPS LOCK raging
Holy fuck this sperg out.
Considering you two have some unreasonable hate for certain drivers, shouldn't you faggots be best buddies?
I'll leave keeping the thread alive to you two tonight
>Gimi finished practice 1st yesterday
>Didn't even finish pole today
Also, did anyone else think that giving Senna's severed head to Lewis was in bad taste?
>Kubica comes back with Renault and takes a podium in the first race
Would Hulk actually kill himself?
kek
Just a friendly reminder that we are witnessing one of the best decades of F1
One clear winner throughout the whole season (or """""carbabby""""" tier):
>1952 (Ascari)
>1953 (Ascari)
>1954 (Fangio)
>1955 (Fangio)
>1956 (Fangio)
>1957 (Fangio)
>1958 (Hawthorne)
>1959 (Brabham)
>1960 (Brabham)
>1962 (G. Hill)
>1963 (Clark)
>1965 (Clark)
>1966 (Brabham)
>1969 (Stewart)
>1970 (Rindt)
>1971 (Stewart)
>1972 (Fittipaldi)
>1973 (Stewart)
>1975 (Lauda)
>1977 (Lauda)
>1978 (Andretti)
>1979 (Scheckter)
>1980 (Jones)
>1985 (Prost)
>1987 (Piquet)
>1991 (Senna)
>1992 (Mansell)
>1993 (Prost)
>1995 (Schumacher)
>1996 (D. Hill)
>2001 (Schumacher)
>2002 (Schumacher)
>2004 (Schumacher)
>2009 (Button)
>2011 (Vettel)
>2013 (Vettel)
>2014 (Hamilton)
>2015 (Hamilton)
Two-Way WDCs decided in the last few races:
>1951 (Fangio, Ascari)
>1961 (P. Hill, Von Trips)
>1964 (Surtees, G. Hill)
>1967 (Hulme, Brabham)
>1968 (G. Hill, Stewart)
>1976 (Hunt, Lauda)
>1982 (K. Rosberg, Pironi)
>1984 (Lauda, Prost)
>1988 (Senna, Prost)
>1989 (Prost, Senna)
>1990 (Senna, Prost)
>1994 (Schumacher, D. Hill)
>1997 (Villeneuve, Schumacher)
>1998 (Hakkinen, Schumacher)
>1999 (Hakkinen, Irvine)
>2000 (Schumacher, Hakkinen)
>2005 (Alonso, Raikkonen)
>2006 (Alonso, Schumacher)
>2008 (Hamilton, Massa)
>2012 (Vettel, Alonso)
>2016 (N. Rosberg, Hamilton)
Three-Way WDCs decided in the last few races:
>1950 (Farina, Fangio Fagioli)
>1974 (Fittipaldi, Regazzoni, Scheckter)
>1981 (Piquet, Reutemann, Laffite)
>1983 (Piquet, Prost, Arnoux)
>1986 (Prost, Mansell, Piquet)
>2003 (Schumacher, Raikkonen, Montoya)
>2007 (Raikkonen, Hamilton, Alonso)
Four-Way WDCs decided in the last few races:
>2010 (Vettel, Alonso, Webber, Hamilton)
>raft race was livestreamed
I fucking miss Bernie. He wouldn't have let that shit fly. He knew that F1 needs an air of exclusivity to keep you hooked.
He would have only let a few images out so it felt like the teams were fighting the system when in reality he was playing them. Keep your audience wanting is the golden rule.
He knew that watching F1 should feel like peering over the fence into your rich neighbours garden. That feeling of being on your tippy toes, pants round your ankles, one hand on your cock and the other holding the binoculars straight. Perving on their young teenage daughter and her m8's getting a full on tan next to the large swimming pool, sipping drinks and showing off the new bolt on's daddy bought them.
You wish you were on that side of the fence, living the life, getting your cock sucked by some vapid cunt who can't even count to 10. You think to yourself that you can make it, that with enough hard work and grind that you can join their ranks.
But you know full well in the back of your mind that you can't get that life, that the cards were dealt so that you instead would be standing on your mum's flower bed as you wipe cum off her fence.
The hopes drives you too keep coming back, to keep looking over the fence and to keep a fresh tissue handy. It hooks you.
Bernie understood that, he didn't open the gate and let you go and spray over her feet. That fence was there to stop us, the plebs, fucking up the gene pool. To keep shit pure. Liberty may as well have taken a fucking wrecking ball to it. The cunts.
>watching for aspirational """reasons"""
confirmed slave
it's all well and good for you, you live in giving Narnia. Try living in this shite hole.
You look for every modicum of happiness where you can because every day some arse takes it from you. All you have is hopes and dreams of stuff that will never happen.
But why weren't you just smart enough to be born into a rich family and a life of luxury, travel, women, alcohol and depression?
>can't respond to any of my points
Yup, thought as much. :D
I said this in the other thread, 2014 definitely falls into the second category, since Nico was leading for long periods - after Belgium, nearly 2/3rds through the season, he led by 29 points over Lewis.
and 2014 also definitely falls to ricciardo because he was the highest placing driver who didn't burn oil
Difference is that Australia doesn't actually like anybody. He just gets left with whoever hasn't given him a reason to hate them.
The Brit on the other hand like Hamilton.
>>can't respond to any of my points
>Yup, thought as much. :D
I was at the supermarket.
Unlike you my entire life doesn't exist around posting on the internet.
Do you even leave your house?
Holy fuck how sad.
>tfw there are only 4-5 brits in this thread and each of us are sad and lonely fuckfaces
A generation of weak minded desolate failure
>this thread
it's the race weekend tension at work
Fernando on the Indycar coverage kek
>i suffer in a first world country
I hope you're under so many layers of irony that i can't really comprehand it, otherwise just kys.
Some kind of womens midnight walk happening outside
Tempted to expose myself just to break up the monotony of this shite life.
Slept through quali and just watched Ted's notebook, somehow Claire is even hotter pregnant. A few things ocurred to me;
- If the rumours are true, I'm a bit sad the Honda/Mclaren partnership was such an unmitigated disaster. As an Alonso/Mclaren fan, it should have been brilliant.
- Although a Prost fan, Senna's car control was absolutely insane.
- Alonso's an idiot if he goes back to Renault again, particularly if Mclaren get a Merc engine again. Their chassis is clearly good.
- As much as Sky keep bitching about the Merc having a narrow setup window (which it does), the Haas looks like it's another league of insane.
My nan had a fall back in England, so just trying to keep my mind active.
at least you don't have an image to keep up. Everyone knows Russia is a cold hell hole, no one cares if their people eat the family dog, shepski.
But we're meant to be great, a nation to look to, we are meant to be proud.
Proud of what? Stop asking questions, belt out GSTQ and eat your grool before it gets cold.
We roll around in the mud avg beg for it feed from the first cock that comes within 10 feet. We are a useless pointless people who would be better getting nuked off the face of the earth.
I mean FFS we made Palmer.
I had no idea her majesty used Sup Forums
That was... beautiful
A lot of those "2 way fights" are really nothing like the battle we have now, it was simply one different car dominating the entire weekend and wining from pole (2007/2008/2006/2005) or one dominant car that was mostly unlucky (2012/2000)
This season is more special because there is actually battle on track
What time is it?
this 'feeling' ended when they banned cigarette ads. F1 has no glamour anymore, its just another mainstream sport
*smacks lips*
*cucks owain*
MY
>This season is more special because there is actually battle on track
Where? Doing the correct pit stop strategy and leap frogging in the pits is not a battle.
FUCKING
TIME
What if Lewis Hamilton loses the championship for the second year in a row driving the best car on the grid?
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Savage
there's nothing wrong with unsweetened tea
its that oversweet cold shit that's the issue
People put sugar on their tea? lmao
this is from Texas, sweet tea is a religion there
>not putting honey in your tea
fucking savage
But that is like drinking sugared water, what is the fucking point? You are hiding all the herbal taste
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Most people don't recognize how that moment was such a passing of a torch.
"My turn to be Jesus now."
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>That feeling of being on your tippy toes, pants round your ankles, one hand on your cock and the other holding the binoculars straight. Perving
This is perhaps the best description of Europe ever written.
Huh... that's precisely what they're doing. How blind are you?
Can't yousee you still don't know anything that goes on in there? Do you really think you've seen it all or know everything? If anything, they've gotten way deeper in that feeling of wanting to see more. You want to see what they did after and before that, you want to see how some of the teams planned the rafts, they don't show much of that. You're still spying from very far away.
They are doing an objectively better job at that than Bernie ever did.
Also, you're fucked up as often seen of brits. Go to a psychologist, it really helps.
motorsport.com
>Although it was suggested in the presentation that the helmet given to him was an actual race-worn helmet, it subsequently emerged that was not the case.
>Instead, the one given to him on Saturday was a replica of a 1987 helmet. The original, which has huge value, remains in the hands of the family and will be presented to Hamilton later on.
>The Senna family has now clarified to Motorsport.com that the helmet that will be given to Hamilton is not one that was actually raced. Instead, it is one that was used for promotional reasons – such as photos and marketing appearances – during the 1987 season.
So the "Senna helmet" they presented to him was a fake, but he will get a "real Senna helmet" later, and be "real Senna helmet" they mean a helmet Senna used for photoshoots but never actually raced.
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
Surely this must mentally destroy him for the race tomorrow.
It's a gimmick dude...
That's nothing, really. He'll be destroyed after Vettel overtakes him on the first corner.
inb4 he shows up with a helmet painted to look like Prost's and goes full heel
>seb wins
>a small handful of unironic lewis fans get wrekt
>hamilton wins
>99% of Sup Forums's /f1/ thread get's wrekt and it legitimately ruins their weekends and makes them hate the sport
LETS GO HAMILTON!
>feel perturbed
>check flag
>sigh with relief
>inb4 Vettel does the same just to destabilize Hamilton
GIMI WILL WIN :::---DDDD
>tfw working tomorrow during the race
do people upload race torrents, and if so, where?