I FUCKING NEED A CIGARETTE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

I FUCKING NEED A CIGARETTE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!11

But they cause cancer, Bruce. Do you WANT cancer?

So go and have one?

Don't give up like I did, you will 100% start smoking again. Just don't.

*slurps a gallon of corn juice and eats 5 burgers*

uuh smoking iz bad for you mmkay?

I have one.

I don't drink soda at all and don't eat burgers very often.

stop lying, Burgerman

I don't like soda and my girlfriend is a vegetarian and does most of the food preparation :^)

Not gonna lie. Love me some burgers

Go smoke some weed, way better

how come smoking countries such as Italy (former very heavy smoking country) and Japan boast longer lifespans than no-smoke countries?

I can't bro, no money and I just ran out

good for you pal

Yeah well you did conveniently leave out quite a lot of smoking countries like russia, indonesia or china.

those countries have all shit tier living standards and shitty healthcare systems, I picked Italy and Japan because they can be compared to other developed countries with high living standards

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You should quit, they're not getting any cheaper mate

start growing your own secret baccy patch then

Well they don't boast longer lifespans necessarily though. Straya has a very low smoking rate and one of the highest life spans. Maybe smoking can have slight health benefits through socialisation and shit, but overall it does cause a shitload of cancer and lung/heart disease.

>it does cause a shitload of cancer and lung/heart disease.
how come Japan is one of the healthiest countries in the world then?

>mfw a kind random user just gave me 2 for free
so drunk i needed one

Healthy diet, lifestyle and pretty good health system. They smoke quite light cigarettes as well.

If they didn't smoke, they'd likely be even healthier.

>how come Japan is one of the healthiest countries in the world then?
Correlation is not causation m8. Do you really think that smoking is increasing your life expectancy?

so smoking isn't really bad for you if you have a healthy lifestyle?

Nope, it's bad for you, it definitely fucks up your lungs, heart and can give you cancer, which can just outright kill you.

But living a healthy lifestyle can possibly offset the harm it does. And it can give you a reason/way to socialise and de-stress which is good for you. But it is still ruining your body at the same time.

>it definitely fucks up your lungs, heart and can give you cancer, which can just outright kill you.

that doesn't happen in Italy or Japan though, maybe you anglos are just a bunch of babbies

>that doesn't happen in Italy or Japan though
Yes it does. Heart disease is still the biggest cause of death pretty much everywhere, and rates of it are higher among smokers. You sound like my friend's grandad who believed magic rocks could bring you wealth, but they could only be found in sicily.

>that doesn't happen in Italy or Japan though, maybe you anglos are just a bunch of babbies
sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/02/080211172539.htm
???

worldlifeexpectancy.com/cause-of-death/coronary-heart-disease/by-country/

you're doing worse than us and Japan though, while being an anti smoke crusader

>my girlfriend is a vegetable
Ftfy

I REALLY WANT A BEER BUT THEN i'LL DRINK A BIT AND REALISE I WANT TO GET HAMMERED SO GO AND GET SOME MORE BUT IM ON WELFARE AND CANT AFFORD IT AND i'VE ALREADY GOT LOTS OF EMPYT BEER BOTTLES IN MY ROOM

>while being an anti smoke crusader
"Smoking bans in all public and workplaces result in an important reduction of acute coronary events," said Francesco Forastiere, M.D., Ph.D., co-author of the study and head of the Environmental and Occupational Epidemiology Unit, Department of Epidemiology, Rome E. Health Authority, Italy. "The smoking ban in Italy is working and having a real protective effect on population health."

The study was the first in Europe to show long-term health benefits of smoking bans in public places. It also was the first to consider in detail other factors such as temperature, air pollution, flu epidemics and time trends that affect acute coronary events such as heart attack.

Yes well we're also fat cunts, which is probably worse for your health overall than smoking. We've still got a higher life expectancy than you though.

idk why you continue to say that smoking isn't bad for you.

Chuck the bottles out you slob.

b-but it's hard to do that without anyone noticing

why does it matter if people notice?

>We've still got a higher life expectancy than you though.

no you don't

She's a cute vegetable then

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_life_expectancy

umm try again honey

you beat us only in the World Health chart, we're even in the CIA and we beat you in the UN chart. And we still beat you in the HALE score

I do not recognise the legitimacy of any study that puts italy higher than australia

that's how it's always been and always will be though

I am embarrased
Especially my family is judging me

lmao Austrialia is such a sjw dystopia

>Italian intellectuals