>female comedian with a guitar walks onto the stage
Female comedian with a guitar walks onto the stage
>female comedian walks onto the stage
>shitposts the same thing 2 days in a row
>female walks onto the stage
>f
>she isn't getting nude
>female walks
>female walks
>watching a stage performance
Post one good guitar bit froma comedian, male or female.
They're always shit.
>Post one good bit froma comedian, male or female.
>They're always shit.
Fixed that for you, son
>female
There! We did it :D
this
>comedian with a dummy walks on stage
Ventriloquism is the shittiest of entertainment forms.
>male
>females
>comedian with a guitar walks onto the stage
You didn't need the female part
>"comedian" walks on stage
>le
>comedian opens a box of props
>standup
There's a tiny number that are passable. Generally speaking it's a pretty low ceiling for comedy, scripted television, film, plays, even radio shows will always blow away all but the absolute best stand-up.
> comedian who is very good at improv gets casted on a fully scripted "comedy"
>>There's a tiny number that are passable
Pretty much this. It absolute blows my mind how incredibly unfunny most "commedians" are.
Like, how the fuck does someone like Patton Oswald even get shows? Jewish nepotism or something? I watched two shows of his trying to understand it, and it was literally just him blogging about his life with zero self-awareness and no jokes.
shoes lmao
>stand up tries his hand at acting
I like flight of the concords
Steven Lynch
Demetri Martin
>any comedian with a guitar walks on stage
>Comedian walks on stage
>Has a puppet
I thought he was funny, then I turned 12
Whether intentional or not, this is god-tier satire of female comedians.
He doesn't really use his guitar for songs though. He just plays nice background music while he continues telling normal jokes
I was about to say exactly that actually, until I remembered he actually did a song on If I ("a cactus is the opposite of a chair")
> Comedian is a magician
Hoooooly fuck. Couldn't get past a minute of this shit. Why are women never funny?? Honestly why?
Tim minchin
Magicians who are also comedians can be great, but I agree about yours
> female comedian
>Why are women never funny
Maybe because you haven't seen an episode of 30 Rock?
Yeah because Tina Fey does the writing amirite?! Gurlpowahh!! The only other woman I would call funny is sweet dee and that's only because the writers are men
Well whatever I'm sure somehow you can come up with some bird who's written a few decent lines. But it doesn't explain why on the whole most of funny comedians are men, whilst so so very few females ones are funny?
that would be hard to fake laugh at
> that one Doug Stanhope special where he has a guy play a super comfy guitar in the background for the whole set.
don't summon him, he was a faggot
youtube.com
>audience laughing out of pity
do they think it makes them funnier?
i dont care for "funny" songs
if you want to play music then do music
youtube.com
Demetri Martin stole this guys act.
Hivest of hiveminds, look at them digits
does any1 remember get sum posting
Bill Bailey
A female comedian with a guitar is worse than a male comedian with a guitar
made it to 20 seconds
Jim Gaffigan's bits on both camping and bowling are clean comedy gold.
>he is not a happy camper
>you know who is a happy camper? The guy leaving the campsite. He gets to go home.
Not true. Woman can have nice voices and appear attractive while singing
>bbc removed the original video
>where bbc itself was shitting on her
topkek
Isn't this the lady that got all butthurt because no one laughed at her period joke?
>comedian walks on stage
>"SO HOW BOUT THEM POLITICS"
>shuts off tv
i meant to reply to OP, shit.
>but no seriously
>only joking
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