Its a Truman buys cocaine and stays up all night snorting what is actually laundry powder episode

>Its a Truman buys cocaine and stays up all night snorting what is actually laundry powder episode

>it's a fucking idiot milking a thread because his postology skill is on par with the average facebook tourist episode.

What would they have done if he murdered someone on the island? Would the government have to step in and arrest him, or would the show handle it?

They probably don't even film him live so they can cut before he commits the murder. Besides they've already spent billions of dollars on this faggot I don't doubt that they could spend billions more on legal defense.

>"And in case I don't see you; Good Afternoon, Good Evening and I fucked your dog"

>it's a Truman owes money to a greasy bookmaker so he starts robbing graves and discovers a new fetish episode

>actress playing his wife is paid to have sex with Truman
>studio turns her into a literal prostitute on national television and nobody does anything
This is how 21st Century TV turn out.

I don't remember. Does the movie address Truman's sex life with his wife? And did they bang on camera?

no need get upset. were all wasting time here together

>it's a Truman buys an asian loli on the dark weeb, get her send to his house and takes care of her for a year, rubbing lotion in her skin and giving her a good diet, obviously raping her every night, and committing psychological torture until she loves him and forgets about the outside world and the poor house she was kidnapped from; until it's time to amputate her legs and arms and gauging her eyes to replace them to glass eyes and cutting her vocal cords to then make the perfect living sex doll, hanging her in the wall like a trophy when he's not raping her or feeding her, until she commits suicide swallowing her tong and the neighbors start to notice the horrible smell episode
that was a curious one

>it's a Truman shows up for penis inspection and his pubes are stuck in his foreskin episode

Camera panned to window

>it's a Truman talks and enjoys conversations with a person on his steam friends list enough that he wants to buy then a plane ticket so they can meet in person, but he's afraid that suggesting it will make him look like a creepy cunt episode

Fuck, I hate that episode, don't know why he's such a sperg

this is literally the worst meme to last (be forced) for more than a week that I've ever seen on Sup Forums

>It's another Truman stays home all weekend watching porn and shitposting on Sup Forums episode

back to plebbit hotmeal/watchit/maskusomething fag

You lost me halfway. I remember Truman reading something like that online, but when the Loli arrived he couldn't go through with it.

What did he do with it then?

>it's a Truman sits next to another person and fails to come up with any conversation topics so the situation is just really awkward episode

>It's a Truman procrastinates writing two papers for college and instead posts on a malaysian paper weaving forum pretending he has enough time to write both for tomorrow

I think he just patted her head a bunch, the absolute madman.

>it's a Truman stays up all night being a janitor on Sup Forums deleting threads about "It's a Numan...Episode"

Truman and Raimiposting are among the best threads Sup Forums has to offer

It's really not the worst though

That season when Truman was 14 and would get the family dog to lick his asshole while he jerked off sniffing his mom's panties.

>that afternoon where truman hits a bong andleft it with ash still in the bowl sitting in his bedroom and remembered about it later that day and freaked out and rushed back to hide it in its hiding place again

muh dick