/imaceleb/

who cares at this point edition

First for Martin is a wasteman

JUNGLE2JUNGLE

>ywn flog overpriced country bungalows with Martin

It's going down tonight. I bet Martin will go the therapy when he gets out.

orite lids

I'm here lads.

What did you think of tonight's Planet Earth?

just waiting for Martin to crumble

kino

>it'll never be Ant and Dec and user

>7 posters

RIP /ImACeleb/

Martin is going to have a breakdown isn't he

>the city of martin

Just get drunk and react to them like you're on the show. Then record it so we can all see.

Of course. I didn't notice until this episode that he's a few years away from having the JUST hair too. There's no hope for him.

That half caste lass in the Sainsbury's advert has a massive arse

I bought 2 boxes of those Gregg's festive bakes from Iceland because of the user that posted them a few nights ago. They better be good.

I feel sorry for Martin, hes a dick but also a pussy

Give us a review mate. I might go down to Gregg's tomorrow for some lunch

>tfw Honey G got saved tonight
>tfw some 45 year old roastie acting like a 14 year old wigger boy is going to win the X Factor

That show needs to be nuked, the judges need to get shot, and this country needs to go up in flames.

You get them from the shop not Iceland you silly sod. Never the same

This, or The Mummy on ITV2+1?

Hmm

It really depressed me the other day when I realised x factor is now relatively ok in terms of current brit Tele standards

Pretty sure the user said he got the Iceland version. I've tried the sausage rolls and steak bakes and they're pretty much the same if you get the timing spot on. Following the time and temp on the box fucks them up.

Not had them yet, will probably have them tomorrow.

When is Imaceleb on tonight lads?

Watching a movie with adverts every 10 minutes. Come on.

This is an Aunt Bessies thread take your Iceland talk somewhwre else

OOGA BOOGA BIX NOOD I'D FUCK AUNT BESSIE'S PHAT ASS WITH MAH BIG BLECK COCK YO!

Bant and Kek don't even try to hide their erections at trials any more.

>not liking Honey G
get some taste, pleb

Not you just missed Martin shout at Aec

Join in with the banter lad, watch I'm A Celeb. Here's some Carol arse to persuade you

What?

What a fucking autist.

>he doesn't have The Mummy downloaded/on BluRay/DVD

come on bruv

14 hour box set haha top lads

Trials are boring as shit now. I only watch these days for the passive aggressiveness and breakdowns.

Its on now

>That nose

WEW FUCKING LAD you don't need a crystal ball to know that thing is a kike.

Lost me there m8

>ola describing martin's storytelling

why even live

>tfw Carol will never serve you a sunday dinner complete with delicious Aunt Bessie's® Roast Potatoes and then snuggle up on the couch to watch Christmas films

Aunt Bessies is shit outside of the jam roly poly.

Her accent disappeared and she became northern, kind of cute.

Martin is a total sperg.

Ola a cute

Your right i go to Greggs everyday bacon sausage barm latte 2 quid.

Ant pissing himself at the bad joke, top kek

Killer Bradley Walsh impression.

>ywn go off into the jungle to do a dingo dollar challenge with Helen Flanagan

>Wayne Bridge talking about cheating

When will we get the Kiosk Keith spin-off?

What a fucking retard.

my m8 thought he was called Chaos Kieth for the longest time

fucking retard

>coalburner

Good.

ONE DAY I'LL FLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYY AAAAAWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY

>You can find it, easy.
How fucking often does Joel google himself I can't find shit. Just a gif of him from the chest up.

No homo.

>actively looking for some second-rate "comedian's" dick pics

HERE WE GO LADS

>the fucking state of Martin

Has he never talked to people before?

>This guy

>is that true scarlett?
>yeah, it is

martin BTFO

Martin gonna drown himself

Martin's getting shanked in the night.

Big match Danny baker putting phag Martin in his place

Martin absolutely roasted

>Out of nowhere, Danny just started laying into me.
What a drama queen.

Matting getting worked into a shoot here. Fucking manlet

Martin suicide will make this series more lively

Who /teamMartin/ here?

>Scarlett will never command you to get water

Why live

Fuck me, I've been in Martin's position. It feels terrible.

inb4 Martin burns the camp down in the dead of night

Tomorrows preview is going to be Martin scalping Danny

Now we need to continue /ImACeleb/ so we can see Martin complete his meltdown.

Its gonna go Full Metal Jacket

No one

Do you think when Ola goes to Spain she gets really paranoid that everyone is saying her name?

I just wanna smell her feet man

Great, Danny will need another cancer scarf.

If this shit had happened sooner the threads would be more active.

>Martin wanders off into the jungle and goes full Colonel Kurtz

Yeah me too, i thought I repressed those memories

>"Have you ever felt true fear, Danny boy? Felt it so much you could almost taste it? I have. I felt it when I was locked underground, nothing but the carcasses of rodents and serpents to keep me company. At times I thought I heard Satan himself calling out to me, to take me away...but it turned out to be two sadistic geordies. But don't worry Danny boy, soon it'll all be over..."