Orioles vs Yankees game thread

>Orioles lineup: Smith, Schoop, Jones, Trumbo (DH), Davis, Mancini, Castillo, Hardy, Tejada, Gausman (P)

>Yankees: Gardner, Hicks, Judge, Holliday (DH), Castro, Sanchez, Gregorius, Carter, Torreyes, Green (P)

Hello

Sup

last digit of this post is the amount of runs the o's give up in the first inning

>only 5
could've been better but i'll take it

Ahhhh, another day of raping the Orange Ducks. Couldn't have happened to a nicer team!

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T H I C K
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Who is this?

T H I C K

>it's a comfy kay and pauly episode

>chad green will have the first 27 strikeout game

Girardi said he's only in for 50 pitches. German will come in after that

What's the fucking point? He's already thrown 20 in one inning. Why start German and put in Green if he is sucking it up?

Yankees are so fucking hot

yanks are gonna rape gausman

Good afternoon, Sup Forums pals!

Phew! I'm glad to be watching the game at the very beginning!

:)

>it's an everybody swings on the first pitch episode

Judge is going to be a monster for years to come if he takes this approach every at bat.

Last year he was totally lost and swinging for the fences

how jealous is everyone because they don't have a judge on their team? feels so damn good

>taking second on that

Stop Judge, stop being so elite. I can only take so much

>ORIOLELS

>mfw upgraded my comp today

if this is another slaughter, i might just lose it

>29 other teams passed on him
>3 of those teams had multiple picks

>Bases loaded
I BELIEVE

ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT WHAT WHAT GOT MONEY ON MY MIND CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH WHEN I COME UP IN THE BUILDING EVERYONE HANDS GO

CASBRO!

UP!

>le orange ducks

UP

Here we go!

Go Yankees!

ORANGE DUCKS
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so we're all in agreement that the yanks are confirmed for world series locks right?

Have you cooled off, or are you going to be angry in this thread again?

CASBRO

CASBRO

CASBRO

AND THEY STAY THERE

Lol
The fucking blO's suck

EL GARY

BTFO
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NO WAY
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EL FUCKING GARY

>barely hits it over the bullpen
time to bench this weak nigga

OMG!

Silla!

Is this a deja vu?

I think saw the same thing yesterday.

LOL!

AAYYYY OOOOO AYYYYY OOOOOO AYYYYY OOOOO AYYYYY OOOOOO

Based fucking post

Holy shit you were right!

nOT OVER YET

underrated post

WHO CAN FUCKING STOP EM NOW HOLY FUCK

>carter at the plate

Yeah, it is

O R A N G E D U C K S

Hold up.

You mean to tell me replacing one shitty pitcher with another doesn't make the team better

Fuck I was kind of counting on that

>le orange ducks defense

Holy shit
They still can't even field

>that defense
Holy shit, my sides. I almost feel bad for the orange ducks

>GIVING UP A HIT TO CHISTÒBOR CÁRTER

O_O

All in for 2032 when we're actually good again

>longest dinger of his career

Cringe

Imagine being Tommy Layne, and having a job last night and losing your job before you go to sleep.

capped

>Only scoring 5 in the first

Dfa everyone

>oreos "pitching"

>only 450 feet

low a demotion when?

so you're telling me... that old bay or the english fag didn't show up to any gamethread after talking all that shit the series before?? like... didn't even show themselves once?? that's just so interesting

Gausman only threw 20 pitches which is honestly kind of a miracle

They're fucking cucks.

he's extremely efficient at giving up large volumes of runs in quick amounts of time

>the o's lost eight (8) in row on the road
that's.....really interesting

Old Gay showed up and complained about girl posting, just didn't have his trip on

I think Old Gay did, but he left his trip off.

>not a 500-ft grandslam

dfa this bozo

They're prob just been out partying all weekend. Wild animals they are. I'm legit envious

>Hey Mike, hows it going? Do you think they will send Tanaka to the bullpen now that Green is a starting pitcher?

i was here last night but i want him to put his name on it.. what a fucking cuck

Tanaka should pitch the 8th imo

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YES is hiding the score to not embarrass and duck fans who might be watching it

What do you mean? I'm cooler than a polar wind!

>chad green an ace

o me o my

yaks 5 aces confirmed ?

don't you like how uncucked our channel is compared to the red cux that has shit all over it's screen? lmao

You were quite angry last night. Your anger also made you speak English better.

>chad green has perfect game going
Does Girardi take him out?

You lost your temper last night man

how are the oreos not the worst team in the league with their pitching staff

It's that Latin anger.

Agreed
Why cover up kino?

TFW they were in 1st for most of April

Fuck you pieces of shit. Fuck your "memes", fuck muh girlposting, fuck your trips, fuck all of you. I've reported everyone itt. I hate Yankees fans so much.

Hi Old Bay

Ha another game in a row without being perfect game'd

Os are officially back!

False flag

>being an orange water fowl

nice to see ya, old gay

your mother has HIV

You guys think Ellsbury could play 3rd base? This is an serious question.

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There's a lot of diving that goes with playing third. He might break nail doing that

god please no. there are way too many hot shots down the 3rd base line and i know he'll fuck up every one of them