I'm going to go to Italy and order a latte with my lunch!

I'm going to go to Italy and order a latte with my lunch!

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Good riddance

Wtf? I don't even have that pic saved

Good, more money for us

How does Ireland benefit from this?

be sure to yell loudly a curt greeting to your neighbors in the hotel across the piazza in the morning

EU common market, duh

I'm going to go to the US next year and attempt celebrating Easter. Wish me luck!

>Be in Rome at 11pm
>Order a cappuccino
>The waiter starts crying

is there something wrong with coffee in Italy?

He probably spit in it too

>milk on top of lunch

GREASY

WOP

BASTARD

Calm down, pasta-American, have some chicken alfredo

You kinda deserved it desu

>Go to Italy
>Order a cup of tea
>Get deported

brb eating pizza with pineapple

>Italy
>Deporting anyone
>Ever

>Venice
>order a macchiato
>get warned that it's a "really small coffee"

I'm not even that fat, why did she think I was american?

Because probably they had tons of people complaining that they didn't serve Starbucks type shit and now tell that to every foreigner

>go to England
>go to tesco
>ask where the toothpaste is
>get deported to Australia

What the fuck is this thread

>go to sweden
>see girl
>get boner
>get deported for heterosexuality

>go to England
>visit the famous London bridge
>get stabbed

apparently it's something to do with those Italian rascals and their finicky fretting over coffee

Could I have some parmesan to put on my pizza, please?

but the london bridge is in arizona

I only know of this supposed coffee rule because of Sup Forums

You are in your restaurant and this guy comes up to you and asks you to microwave his shoes, what do?

Brother had an italian gf.
When she visited slovenia, she brought her own mocha and coffee, just in case...

wew

reply him kindly and addressing how slim and clever he is, obeying since my job is being a slave and wait for my big tip for being a good doggo

comply and brace for the incoming gunshot

What about never putting chicken on pizza or pasta, and never putting cheese on fish?

What about never eating unpeeled fruit?

>he never had sardines stuffed with pecorino
I pity the wretches that never knew such joy

>never putting chicken on pizza or pasta
I don't think that's a good combo but if you like it eat it, who cares
>never putting cheese on fish
There are exceptions
>never eating unpeeled fruit
Personal preference

I was in Italy and got a free cup of tea on the train, the guy just gave me some warning water and a separate tea bag

>warning water
wtf

*warm

Mineral water, the bubbles make clicking noises at you just like real Italians

The Italian diaspora here have overdone it to the point that when I go to Italy I expect good coffee with only pasta and pizza to eat while this youtu.be/czTksCF6X8Y is being played at every street corner. Also I don't expect to be pickpocketed.

nobody will care

>Italian diaspora

The meme is born from the difference between diaspora Italian food norms (big plates of carbs and meat) and Italian Italian food norms (salads and delicate fish dishes)

>salads and delicate fish dishes

yeah nah

>ask to meet an Italian for breakfast some day
>he stabs me

Americans drink coffee with lunch? I knew you guys drank milk with lunch and dinner, but this is new to me

>I knew you guys drank milk with lunch and dinner

That's Nordics

someone explain?

Italians cannot bear the idea of drinking milk after noon, they say it causes indigestion

it's buzzfeed tier bullshit, you don't drink milk right after you finish eating but that's it

Yeah thanks Marco, but I think I'll trust the experts on this one.

W-what's wrong with drinking with lunch and dinner?

>Italian broscience
>Dude if you like drink coffee with milk after lunch you die XD

>hahahah lol I am ze making science bro I can eat one wurst NO TWO wursts after I'm done eating lmao dude radical heil hitler

alri

>not drinking a cold glass of milk after finishing your spicy dinner

...

you can drink bleach for all I care m8, but drinking milk is essentially like eating, so many people here don't do it after meals.

>complains about quality here