/trans/ United are the most successful club in england. FACT. edition

>Arsenal forward Alexis Sanchez, 28, has finalised a summer move to Manchester City, according to Chilean journalist Fernando Solabarrieta. (Ferplei, via Sun)

Arsenal are closing in on completing their second signing of the summer with the £10m capture of 21-year-old midfielder Aleksandr Golovin from CSKA Moscow. (Daily Mirror)

>Striker Alvaro Morata, 24, has urged Gareth Bale to join him in making the switch from Real Madrid to Manchester United this summer. (Don Balon, via Daily Star)

United's hopes of signing Morata could be complicated because of friction between them and Real Madrid over goalkeeper David de Gea, who has regularly been linked with the Spanish club. (Guardian)

>Swedish striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic, 35, is set to join MLS side LA Galaxy following his release by Manchester United. (Sun)

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>young Real Madrid player - check
>gradually forced out of the squad by superior options - check
>sent away, and while not impressing in domestic league, has a good run to CL Finals - check
>even knocking out Real Madrid in the process - check
>called back, fails to make impact for Madrid once again - check
>sold for profit to PL - check
>flops badly - .....
Who am I talking about, /trans/?

>mouyes

Ring Ring
>Who is this
>This is the cunning Ed Woodward i Would like to purchase on of your overated player for £N
>Haha good joke Mr Woodward we know you have money come back with a serious bid like £2xN or £3xN
>NO JOKE'S ON YOU DIDN'T WANT YOUR OVERRATED PLAYER ANYWAY

casillas to liverpool

>Swedish striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic, 35, is set to join MLS side LA Galaxy following his release by Manchester United. (Sun)
SNUBCHESTER SNUBBED SNUBGAIN

>Chelsea are keen to sign Real Madrid's 25-year-old Colombian attacking midfielder James Rodriguez and the Spanish club are willing to sell.(AS - in Spanish)

Paris St-Germain's new sporting director Antero Henrique has made contact with Monaco over a bid for their coveted 18-year-old striker Kylian Mbappe. (L'Equipe - in French)

>Leicester winger Riyad Mahrez, 26, has an offer from Arsenal but is waiting for a rival bid from Barcelona, his preferred destination. (Sport)

Liverpool are interested in signing Southampton's 28-year-old Serbia forward Dusan Tadic, who has a release clause of £13m in his contract.(Times - subscription required)

>Inter Milan want £44m for Croatia winger and Manchester United target Ivan Perisic, 28. (Sky in Italy, via Sky Sports)

Manchester United's deal for Benfica defender Victor Lindelof means United have called off their pursuit of Burnley centre-back Michael Keane, 24. (Metro)

>Manchester United could face a battle to keep promising goalkeeper Joel Pereira at the club this summer, with Benfica, Porto and Sporting Lisbon all keen on the 20-year-old. (Daily Mirror)

Lazio midfielder Felipe Anderson, 24, has admitted that he dreams of playing for Manchester United. (Sport TV, via Daily Mail)

>Chelsea have agreed a £35m deal with Monaco for 23-year-old midfielder Tiemoue Bakayoko. (L'Equipe, via Sun)

The Blues could be forced into paying a portion of Diego Costa's wages for the 28-year-old striker to complete a loan deal to AC Milan. (Telegraph)

how do we save the west lads

We really need a big war

WELCOME TO SNUBCHESTER LADS

youtube.com/watch?v=YfIkiny_O14

Fascism is going to make a comeback at this rate.

Not about Morata, because he is actually alot more talented than Morientes and only needs regular playtime to unlock his full potential.

I see youve found a new macguffin to go mental on

>American """"women""""

Islam will save them

>the only girls and women into shit like this when I was a teenager were uglier than me and twice my weight
what changed?

big bang theory

>nerdy guys get into it
>eventually their slightly more normie friends get into it
>that leads to normie guys getting into it
>which leads to women pretending to be into it, so they have something in common with normie guys

Italians are cucks, they cry about muslims yet love the EU who make sure they give a big dose of paki cock on the regular.

Being an above average girl who plays games can make a wealthy income from beta males on twitch.

>Arsenal pre season ticket renewal
>We're signing Mbappe lads!

>Arsenal post season ticket renewal
>Lel only joking. We're selling Alexis and signing some unknown Ruski for pennies

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>implying pc related would remotely care

stop posting this. I have to watch at least 20 times before I can do anything else

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I bet she is more boring than Michael Owen

that's literally every transfer window in the last 10 years... life is pain

was bald rooney best rooney?

/gooner/ here.
this alexis to city thing is just a meme right?
right?
because i mean PSG / bayern i could stomach in the end, all in the game, but city?
sheeeeiiiiiiittttttt.

>mfw
City can pay his wages. I think Bayern doesn't want to pay that much.

Milan just bought Andre Silva what the fuck

You guys see the rude pic in the 100k last night?

Source? If true that's awesome. Milan actully got something going on.

>Defoe to Bournemouth
can see why he's leaving but wonder how little Bradley feels

Sky saying he's having his medicals tomorrow

around 30-40m

Sky just said it, him and Mendes are in Milan right now, medicals tomorrow

Sweet. Looks like I'll be watching a whole lot more Serie A next season desu.

*speaks unintelligble*

Seriously whoever was in charge of adding the translation needs to be fired.

>wonder how little Bradley feels

sick

someone link me the pls watch our league frog so i can ask questions about silva

maybe he should follow our algerian friend and switch teams?

Literally who

david silva's brother

Why isn't that kid dead yet?

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If you watched their league you'd know

He's a true fighter, although God seems to be taking the complete piss.

His punishment must be more severe

Is Milan buying the league going to make it great again?

Imagine being a kid with cancer in Sunderland right now, only you're not the one being championed around the country. You're just a kid all by yourself waiting to die.

Who is Andre Silva and why is he a big deal?

I would be fucking raging

Twitter feud between mackem cancer babies when

>André Miguel Valente da Silva is a Portuguese professional footballer who plays as a striker for FC Porto and the Portugal national team

That league is a fucking meme machine

tsu's protege

Will United sign Belotti too?

I would monitor that feud desu

ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES..

Why did two strikers die out?

hes just another young, somewhat talented yet pretty overhyped portuguese meme player who managed to attach himself to jorge mendes, meaning hes bound to make big money moves every 1-2 seasons for the next decade before he ends up in china/mlels while being thoroughly underwhelming and disappointing in the context of the expectations placed on him in his young age

Wonder how Porto poster feels about this

Fuuuuuuuuucking hell what the actual FUCK is so wrong with Liverpool that they can't just sign a player without making it into some greasy mafia bullshit?

>scousers in charge of not being criminals

boy they really need to stop getting gerrard to text their transfer targets

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They slipped again lmoa

So what type of striker is he/who is he comparable to?

Where is he going?

how does he do it?

how do we fix English International Football?

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Chelsea seem to have an entire low end Premier League squad of players who have pretty much never played in the Premier League

no

Maybe white people should just get better.

Is this the tottenham midfielder?

Africans need to get some original names desu senpai

get BNP in

Celtic striker

You won't unless you stop rating young players because they're young. Le speedy trickster will always be good at a young age and then stagnate. You need coaches that have patience enough to look for real footballing talent.

We ban Sup Forums from other boards

You need to get rid of the culture in this country where betas celebrate seeing blacks and pakis fuck the white women they adore.

>why didn't they buy Herrera reeee

goodnite

>smoking
>chav
>emo
>strap on
>granny
>cartoon

What the fuck Scotland?

How come Juan Mata is so underrated? He is one of the best players in the Premier League.

>Not enjoying chav porn

Pleb

>Mata in English translated from Spanish means 'to kill'
really got me thinking

This is so fake it hurts

Hope this is part of the joke

>Arab, muslim and mixed race porn love in causes no reaction
How cucked is Norway?

>This is so fake it hurts
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If you could do a shoot interview with any manager on your podcast, who would it be?

What's wrong with watching any of these? I often branch out to the ethnics. Watching basic white bitches get fucked is vaniilla

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I focused on Scotland in my memetext because they had the weirdest ones.

>What's wrong with watching 'big black cock', Gee I wonder.

Why no black GK?

Is there anyone you would be impressed if United signed?

Name 10 black GKs that are not complete trash, all time.

>Snubier League

That isn't what you said, but now you mention it there's absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to see white women satisfied by a black man.