Which country should represent Earth when the aliens make contact?

Which country should represent Earth when the aliens make contact?

USA obviously.

No other country would be taken seriously by ayy lmaos. The United State's is the only country that even really matters anyway. 99% of the world's entertainment, science, culture, etc. comes from the US.

I mean come on, it's not even up for debate.

Russia because it is the biggest.

A weird country like Japan so they'll never contact us again.

Niger, so we can spread AIDS to the stars

Why do tabloids get posted so much on Sup Forums?

Sweden

mine

>all these posts
now I know why UFO make crop circle and run away

The emperor of mankind, and the only contact a human needs with a xeno is with a bullet.

Let it be Portugal, pls.

Used to live in little Portugal a while back. Nothing but cafes and old men spending their entire day sitting there watching people/traffic.

They are perfect.

justin trudeau should be our emissary

>spending their entire day sitting there watching people/traffic.
What is the purpoise or fun of this

Is he going to cuck them as well?

HI BILLY MAYS HERE INTRODUCING SOL'S GREATEST PLANET, EARTH.

>Making local jokes on Sup Forums
Your post is quintessentially hick

I vote for Finland.

>Billy Mays
>local joke
It's like you weren't a nationalist and a globalist

>chileans were too poor to get billy mays

UK France or burger land
Most likely burger land

Nobody, U.N. should do it

>were
We are still very poor. And your country is so ignorant and illiterate in general that voted your actual president, and you are pushing a local joke as global

Mexico

No it should be the blood alliance

>U.N.

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China, as usual we should be observing closely their contact

>UN

You need to lurk a little bit more before posting bro. You're new no shame on this.

Ghana