Meanwhile on female Sup Forums

>meanwhile on female Sup Forums

>looks at snapchat
>fucks around with hair

I don't get it

>asks you to follow my Dr. Who-themed tumblr

>put on princess dress
>start watching Beauty and the Beast
>sing along to all the songs
>schlick for a bit
>little brother suddenly walks in
>he's laughing
>he's doesn't stop laughing
>later when mommy comes to bring me my dinner she asks if I ever makes plants to move out
Becoming a witch in 2 months.

Any ice cream kino

>le epic "women don't understand Far Side of the World" meme
Okay so first off you're literally completely wrong. I had to explain this movie to my last three bfs because THEY we the ones that didn't understand it ok AND I live movies like this they're really good. Alright and second YOUR SHITPOSTING ISN'T FUNNY ok??? It's hard enough irl when you tell men that you're a movie connoisseur but I don't come to Sup Forums of all places to be FUCKING RIDICULED ok??

Why did they hold hands at the end, were they gay?

>tfw no bf

Only post ITT to almost trigger me, good job. Consider catfishing men for amazon giftcards

>SMALL
>ASIAN
>PUSSIES

>habing a bf
>ever
GET OOOOOOUUUUUTTT

take a chill pill, gal pal~

>walking down the street
>minding my own business looking for one of my phones in my purse
>accidentally trip and fall thanks to shitty sidewalk and bad fire hydrant placement
>this greasy fat weirdo puts away his portable computer game (lol) and asks me if I'm okay
>scream FUCKING CREEP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>luckily a handsome chad was there to help me up so I of course repaid him with sex

Anyone else know this feel?

>walking home from Sephora
>hear "hey missus!"
>turn around
>"guess our favorite power ranger and Andrew will let you smell his feet!"
>giggle uncontrollably
>wat do?

>chad
>not superior tyrone
laughingOrlandoBloom.png

mmm post pic of guy dic pls

Okay lady, Jeez........

>my last three bfs
2D doesn't count, femanon.

>going outside
>talking to a man besides daddy
I'm jealous

what does penis feel like

>tfw you will never be alexandra daddario and get railed by the rock

Ask if they have gf or some related.....

Snyder seriously needs to tone down the toxic masculinity in his movies.

>implying

Like sandbags I think...

>ywn have a cute penis
YDIMSA

DADDY!! BABY FEMANON NEEDS MILKY!!! PLS DADDY BABY HUNGRY!!!

>watching some Akermankino
>daddy tells me stop wasting time with my "dumb and boring movies" and move out of the house

>tfw only 8 guys asked me out this year
>7 are under 6'3 and the other has one leg and lives with his dad

How do I come out of the closet? I already have a lot of waifuposters but I told mommy I just like the art.

>hanging out, drinking Appletinis at friends house
>ask them who their favorite Jem characters are
>none of them have watched Jem before
>go into bathroom and cry until bf picks me up

K H A N E D

this homely guy (maybe a 7/10?) at work was pleasant to me, even charming, but then it seemed like he was interested in being more than friends. what a creep. why do the unattractive pretend to be nice and act like they're interested in you? it's disgusting.

*unzips vagina

Who girlyKino here?

GIRLS RULE THE WORLD
GET OVER IT, BOIS

>bf

OUT NORMIE SLUT

>reading all this and realizing how accurate some of it is
Women really are the niggers of gender.

Heath Ledger's so hot I'd still take dead dick over that needle dick my bf sports

how do I find a black bf?

Why is Diane so relatable, sisters?

who /lezbo/ here?

...

Why did Aragorn kiss Boromir? Were they gay?

>Look at how this celebrity aged
>Look at this celebrity's body
>Can you believe these celebrities are dating?
>Here's my collection of celeb photos
>Like oh my god, did you hear who broke up?
>Reality TV show general, who's going to get voted off the island next week?!
>Can you believe the casting of this show? She like doesn't look the part at all

Oh... oh wait.

I love STAR WARS

>Sup Forums
>not /lesbo/
Pic one and only one. This is the gayest website on the entire internet.

Why did he sacrifice himself for godizlla? Were they gay?

how do i get hashtags to work with Sup Forums

you're right, this is exactly what girl Sup Forums would be like

>not picking up the clear homoerotic overtones of this series

>not girth vader

>you will never be as empowered as MJ
Life is suffering.

...

Warning, a lot of guys pretenting to be lesbos here......

what's the best show on tv?
the bachelor or keeping up with the kardashians?

supernatural
im diff from other girls tho xDDD

>men on the internet
lol

Fuck off dyke

Why do boys pretend to like capeshit?

Actually you can still tell that there isn't a majority of girls if you go to the girls chan because they are way more vicious.

Why do boys pretend they like Twin Peaks? It's not like they understand the intricacy of it being a throwback to soap operas. I bet they just like the attention they get for saying they love it and never even watched a single Days of Our Lives in order to understand it.

God, I hate men.

Dick and timestamp or gtfo.

Some of you girls are alright. Don't come to WXLT-TV Channel 40 studios tomorrow july 14th 1974

Hold up

>this user has been on her period since 2013

wew

who /sherwhovian/ here

>husband is on vacation in Thailand
>husband's daughter doesn't want to spend time with me
Any kino for this feel?

>ywn make dale cooper and hot cup of coffee in the morning after a night of intimate conversation
JDIMSA

What feeling was she evoking by this?

Me and my husband's daughter and her mother loved this, any ones like this?

BE NICE

Call me a white princess but it's unfair to treat a man like that when one finally comes here.

Maybe he wants to post his penis with timestamp now that I've been nice to him?

>Female Sup Forums

That's just facebook.

t. Housewife

Try leaving the house once in a while, Myrtle.

LONDON

MOSCOW

Men have literally no value other than their dick. We can work and pop out babies for money if we really want to. All you need is 2 b urself.

Why can't I meet a good man? I'm a nice girl.

DAE ever feel like subverting their nation and race just because?

#imstillwithher

Hunger

What are some movies to watch when you have no gf

*unsheathes girl nunchucks and katana*
Stay away from m'lord.

>tfw I'm late
>tfw slept with two black guys that weren't my bf
any kino for this feel?

Bitches my age all watch bullshit like 2 broke girls and the only movies they'll talk about is the most popular ones, ie star wars 7.

Fuck off, lesbo.

*screams at nearby white knight to tell you to back the fuck off???*

Sounds exactly like regular Sup Forums

wouldn't her innards get hooked on the sharp bits?

Heh-heh ye-yeah guys this is really a pretty funny thread and not unironically hot at all. I sure don't want to stay in this alternate Sup Forums, nope, not at all...

God, ScarJo is hot.

Who /sorefromtyrone/ here? Any movies for that feel?

Pathetic little white girls can't compete against superior black pussy.

All white men want nothing more than being dominated by a strong woman of color.

>yeah I'm a big movie buff, Fight Club The Avengers Harry Potter the list goes on
fuck men

Except for Trump
>tfw he'll never grab you by the pussy

>sharp bits
they aren't sharp, try using something other than a sharpie you dumb slut

YELLOWED when?

BIG

>tfw no shlick november

So they were totally gay, right lol??? No guy friends are THAT close haha

This is just usual Sup Forums posting

I wasn't going to watch the Han Solo movie because as a woman I don't actually have interests but only "like" things to be attractive to men but now that khaleesi is in it yaas queen

BLACK

VAGINA