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Dale Murphy Edition

ITT: we write a fan letter to Aaron Judge.
>Post ending in 24 is the greeting
>Post ending in 49 is the fanboy statement
>Post ending in 11 is the quick rundown on why we are his biggest fans
>Post ending in 67 is our favorite memory of Aaron Judge
>Post ending in 99 is our closing statement

Don't let /ourguy/ down, /mlb.

Mexican beisbol?

>mexican logic
>second placers

don't respond to me anymore

early jays

can we take a moment to talk about 2013 Kershaw?

You already know Ellen gave him permission to get that A1 Latina pussy

God damn. Look at him. He's glowing.

>Mixed race
>Our guy

He's and ugly fucking hick.

Remember when everyone was talking about a potential dynasty? LMAOOPPODODKDKDKDKEKEKWKWKWKWKEJDJD

My goodness

He's a quardoon at best

Judge is the MVP and ROTY and it's not even close

He's only MVP because Mike GOAT got hurt

at least he's not a virgin

I took this and was 70 white 15 spic and 15 Asian
Im full beaner who didn't speak English until 10 years old. Judge isn't white

Happ

Based off this analysis, I deduce that you're a lifelong Dodgers fan

what's a spic really but White + Asian? Indians were just mongols that crossed a land bridge

I did it with Trump

U bang ese?

Most of us Mexican-Americans are mestizos though.

i feel you on that one brother

Aztec and Mayan spics are not even a little close to being Asian. The peninsula got a lot of French and Spanish rape so it's how the mestizo people came to be.

those are the product of the spanish fucking indians into mexicans, right? Same thing as what I said

With blacks mixed in.

Natives came from Asia, m8. Closer than "not even a little".

>D. Murphy edition

Native American Indians are not Mexican and south american Indians. Peruvian Indians are very different from Mayans and Aztecs so no it's not what you said

What do you think Tanaka is doing right now?

David Murphy is a bust, the only reason he helped beat the Cubs is because of the fucking steroids.
>lol I just hit half of my home run total from the regular season in the span of 7 games, don't mind me XD
Fuck off.

His best CC Sabathia impression.

pls don't cut my heart out, I didn't know

Now you know. Afro Americans are also not black. I don't have time for that at this moment though. I'm glad you're cultured if just a little more

no one cares wetback

Requesting that gif of Kershaw sperging out over the non-strike call

Afro Latinos* excuse me.
Very different from African Americans and the common negros you see.

That's a strike for Kershaw. In his house you have to give him the call. It's a strike.

>2-7 roadtrip

...

Bless the tank

>all descendants of west African slaves
>not black

ok Jaun

probably drunker than I am right now

t. Billy Bob fifth generation Aryan inbred pureblood

How the fuck did you get that from my post, you retard?

seething

Is that his translator in the back?

I wonder if he's related to the porn star

Playing these Jap creep sims

Tia Tanaka?

Lol, I just discovered her a couple of weeks ago, thought the same thing

fucking metal gear

Tanaka is a very common surname in Japan. Most likely not.

Do you think koji uehara is realted to ai uehara?

What a time to be alive

dead thread

...

LOL

I use BJ in the show. for some reason he has mid 80s power

>lifelong Red Sox fans

...

I'm going to give you a list of some players, and I want you to tell me the first thing that comes to your head
>Odubel Herrera
>Jordan Montgomery
>Brett Gardner
>Russell Martin
>Addison Russell
>Justin Wilson
>Chasen Shreve
>Jacoby Ellsbury
>Justin Upton
>BJ Upton
>Jon Lester
>Masahiro Tanaka
>Chris Sale
>Mike Schmidt
>Chase Headley
>Evan Longoria
>Jean Segura

You now remember Allen Craig

read this as "I use BJ in the shower"

>Murph in a Phillies Jersey
Delet this ;_;

I didn't know Daniel Murphy played for the phillies

1stros

Dusty Baker has an 18 year old kid whose getting drafted this year

you now realize 49 year old Dusty Baker was dipping his phat black chode in some hot nigra pussy while you sit there unable to get shit

Go Nats!

Saw this on twitter over the weekend. The 2017 Astros are on pace to have the 4th best season in the entire history of MLB as measured by WRC+
>inb4 le meme stat

Also to whoever reported me for posting a pic of Marlins Man, you're a colossal faggot and I hope you get IBS.

i bet he does have a chode

>garbage
>next Andy Pettitte
>grit
>shit
>shit
>loogyshit
>needs a career ending injury
>shit
>shit
>shit
>shit
>great
>legend
>shit
>great
>shit

You now remember Dusty Baker's son

You now remember Moises Alou peed on his hands

Lmao is that where you've been?

UT wanted you to apologize to Fiers btw

>Yankees have the ability to cause this much butthurt in a rebuilding year
feels good

Yeah, I posted a pic of Marlins Man at a political event and some angry retard reported it as off-topic. Eager janitors jumped at the chance in spite of all the pol-tier arguments that happen here daily in which I've never once participated.
Also. I'm not apologizing to the man that intentionally injured Keuchel, Morton, AND Musgrove. I am glad he pitched his heart out the other night, however, all credit goes to based LMJ.

confuse with Asdrubal
literally who
nice name
literally who
cusb
literally who
literally who
red sox
Melvin Upton
Melvin Upton as well
Le throw to first man
Yankees put their entire 2016 season in the hands of Masahiro Tanaka etc.
Jersey cutting
GOAT 3B
Chase Utley
Eva Longoria
injured, unfortunately

Casual detected

>also those literally who's
Casual fan confirmed.

An info thing said he's 3-0 with a 1.89 era in his last 3 games

LMJ good as ever
I can't help but feel we'll get 2 no-hitters at the least this year with how close you see some starters get, lol

hitting doubles
Alabama
Grit
Whores falsely accuse him of shit
who?
knives
native americans
Kate Upton
Melvin
throwing to first
Pearl Harbor
Randy Johnson 2.0, face and all
wants you to get off his lawn
Padres fucked up by not trading him
underrated
dead child

Who can stop us?

...

LMJ's start the other day had me pumped, man. He definitely has a no-hitter in him. /mlb/ slept on him in the offseason, but I truly believe that's the kind of pitcher he's becoming, especially after that almost-no-no and the scoreless streak a few weeks ago. Once Keuchelangelo and Call-in McHugh come back, there's a good chance of opposing teams getting less than 5 runs off >us in a 3-game series. I'm hyped, breh.

My name is Aaron Judge
And I'm hung as fuck
If you're still reading this
You must give me the succ

We're back.

Hey congrats on being the best team in the worst division to miss the playoffs by 25 games this year

>they though I was done

What's his endgame?

>2017 Yankees just a few spots down
feelsgoodman.jpg

>Odubel Herrera
The ODUBELEST
>Jordan Montgomery
poor little white boi
>Brett Gardner
eternal yankee
>Russell Martin
beard
>Addison Russell
Pokemon cards
>Justin Wilson
Who
>Chasen Shreve
What
>Jacoby Ellsbury
Pfff
>Justin Upton
BLACKED
>BJ Upton
BLACKED
>Jon Lester
pickoff
>Masahiro Tanaka
Solo Homerun: Mike Napoli
>Chris Sale
Salescor hands
>Mike Schmidt
Who
>Chase Headley
Greatest allies
>Evan Longoria
Longoria picnic
>Jean Segura
HE

Maybe this will finally put the
>offense doesn't win ballgames
meme to rest

Only a matter of time until the Dodgers farm system comes up and steals everyone's girls.

>Odubelest
>Not Odouble

>doyerpost ends in 88
AHAHAHAHAHA

every time

The Mlb draft is tomorrow should I be excited as a Dback fan? We pick 7th and I doubt Hanzen will trade that player like that stupid shit head count fuck stewart and Larussa

Zack Greinke takes up 48% of your payroll. Let that sink in

Why the fuck isn't anyone talking about this guy, his stats are ridiculous

Everyone in the NL knows that Ray is nasty as fuck but will fall apart in the 5th inning and allow 4 runs. This season he's been outstanding and really refined his game. It's the same shit you hear from uniformed faggots talking about Freddy Freeman having a breakout season in 2017 despite him being a top 5 MVP all the way back in 2o13. Watch more baseball is all I can say.

The MLB draft is not exciting past the first two rounds for any team, and even that's only if any of the handful of known top players don't go in the first round for whatever reason.

Unless you're some kind of college ball supernerd, thinking about the draft should take up no more than 30 combined minutes total of your time each year including reading about your team's picks when it's all over.

I'll put it this way. If the NFL draft is like getting a pop tart straight out of the toaster, the MLB draft is like being told that there is a pot roast in the slow cooker that you may or may not be able to eat soon (if ever).

Yeah, Ray always felt like "Future dynamite long reliever" to me. So far he has held up as a starter, so the only question is can he continue.

The NFL, and Nba draft are the best drafts to care about. Unless there is an injury the players will probably make an impact the following year. The MLB draft is lame because it will take many many years before a prospect pays off.