Such is life

such is life

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WHEN

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why do latinas age like milk

i want to see her pick her up and spank her

that would be r-rude

discipline isn't rude, it's necessary

Is that The Mountain from got?

long blonde is long

KARLIE HUNGRY

SHE AINT NO HOBBIT

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Dude, is this necessary?

what's his name?

Dude, stop.

I didn't post that second one, dude

leggy leggy leggy leggy

>pulling food off your silverware with your teeth
What a disgusting example of human filth.

Sorry. Her bum is really nice. I would kiss it.

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ugh. tall girls are disgusting

just look at this lanket bitch, she knew she'd be sharing the floor with bruno mars and still opted to wear heels. fucking condescending bitch

fucking manlet

Left: 5' 10
Right: 6' 0

What about her long neck?

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Cute. I love her.
Taylor is such a slut, and a bitch. Karlie should stop being friends with her.
I'd lick it.

me too

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And kiss it, and snuggle it, and sniff it, and love it.

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>that look when she winds up the lipstick
Is Karlie into dog fucking?
Oh boy I hope so.

It's funny because Fischer is worlds more attractive than Gal.

Tall chicks are great. They can eat a lot and stay slim.

You're too much!

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I'm not used to saying this, but that is a sexual neck.

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why is the board so slow today, what's happening?

Her bent over like that, with a dog mounting her.
Just think about it. Holy fuck.

Whats the hotdog for?

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Skin elasticity. Also something about how the mesoamericans ritually sacrificed the good looking broads or some shit, fuck you.

Blacks age the best.

Bestiality is kino, just btw.

Better be a goddamn Great Dane because a poodle or whatever won't be mounting shit on her

I want to bite it

The problem with tall women is that the taller they get, the less curves there are. The optimum female height is 5'5-5'6

she's clearly an alien

When will they learn

German shepherd, she deserves nothing less.

Don't bite it too hard. Just gently until the times start getting particularly hot and heavy. Then a bit rougher, making her gasp and moan. It's a very bitable neck.

Reminds me of that scene with Mowgli and Kaa in The Jungle Book..

Oh yes. I'd want to stretch it out as long as possible

imagine to be her pusy slave what nic legs she has!

source?

Silly little boys.

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And you don't want to risk damaging it either. It's a pristine and perfect neck. Any risk of damage is of significant concern. Keep it slow, make sure she loves it as much as you.

goddamn he's so tiny she literally can't see him, when will they learn.

Feeling how much she's enjoying things is half the fun.
And I can't make any promises about not leaving teeth marks.

>ywn painstakingly cook her a meal so perfect she can't help but eat until she's uncomfortably full
>ywn never cuddle with her on the sofa afterwards watching kino in a food coma
>ywn rest your hand on her soft full stomach as she sleeps knowing you've made her happy

Some little teeth marks are okay, and might give her a thrill and excitement. Just as long as they go away eventually. If you draw blood, we're going to need to have some words.

you guys do know that Kloss is a lesbian right?

I wouldn't want to do that either. And with these chompers I don't want to tempt her to bite me back.

>She is, since 2012, in a relationship with Joshua Kushner (an American businessman and investor). [67][68]

Literally the brother of Trump's son-in-law :^)

She could bite me back. As long as she's also gentle.

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>ywn painstakingly cook her a meal only for her to cut it up into tiny little pieces and only eat a few bite fulls
>ywn try cuddle with her on the sofa only for her to tell you she feels bloated and ugly and you can't look at her
>ywn try rest your hand on her belly only for her to slap it away and tell you to sleep on the couch cause you've pissed her off enough for one day

You're not worried she would get carried away with the biting?

sure bro :^)

I don't have a pristine and perfect neck. It'd be okay for her to get a little carried away.

>be 6'0 female
>read Karlie is 6'2
Th-this is fine

no ass

Good point

skeleton thread

People should post pictures of Karlie's bum so I can cum.

pls be in london

Being someone of literally the exact opposite build; I don't know how this woman functions. Isn't she cold all the time? I'd be like afraid to hold her tight in fear of crushing her or breaking her long frail limbs...

fag post

>Not being able to love women of all shapes except hamplanet

m8

You guys wouldn't even like Karlie Kloss if it wasn't for the rumors about her relationship with Taylor Swift.

She seems athletic so her bones are probably sufficiently strong. Though with her body's thin cross sectional area I imagine she gets cold quick and would require cuddling for warmth

she's a strictly better version of taylor swift

Whales pls go. Karlie is fit as fuck.

no optimal female height is 5'4 - 5'8 anything beyond that is a lanket

Was getting me horny and depressed part of your plan?

Tall girl lesbian sex would be incredible. Legs everywhere.

Of coursh

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Taylor Swift is a dirty slut, and a bitch. She should leave Klossy alone.
She'd never have to worry about being cold when I'm around. I'll always cuddle her. And kiss her. And snuggle her. And penetrate her.

I need a wank.

>getting aroused to flat board and flat ass girls

you people need to go out more

i like her because of her intellect

>YWN finish her pizza

Is this b8?

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>getting aroused by apes
You need to get out of the jungle more.

Don't be so racist

not at all, just stating that black chocolate is better than your tall flat boards you call "girls"

>dat mutual grip after he says it
You just KNOW.

wow i didnt know she was also a leet master haxxor