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Business idea: Start a band called The Hitlers where everyone dresses up like Hitler but play completely unrelated songs.

made 4 /brit/ threads in a row lads

Not sure if I should get tickets to see The Charlatans in Glasgow, or get tickets for the Newcastle show and stay the night and go xmas shopping in the metro the following day.

And why do I have to go through 8 fucking captcha's to bloody post.

Made two in a row once

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I'm your lad who moved to Columbia, remember me?

suesy

Cheers la'

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If Islam is taking over the country (I don't think it will happen) I honestly don't mind, think it will benefit us.

In theory every browser can be "fingerprinted". With a unique fingerprint they go to an advertising firm and get the "user profile" for the individual who matches that fingerprint, the profile is anonymised by design, so it doesn't directly tell you a name or an address, but a malicious party can perform one more step.

There has recently been a US voter data leak by an analytics firm which contains names, addresses and user profiles of 200m Americans. Those profiles are often unique and can be compared against the above advertiser's profile. If they get a match, they can say who made what post with relative certainty.
Fingerprint->Advertiser->Data leaker->Deanonymize

And don't assume your data is safe if you're not American, leaks can happen to anyone, and data lasts forever.

>I just can't seem to lose weight no matter how hard I try!
*sips daily 500 calorie starbucks latte*

>I just can't seem to get ahead financially and save!
*sips daily £7 starbucks latte*

>Deanonymize
FOY

>lad how can you afford to rent a flat but I can't and I earn more.
I don't have geek box, loot crate, spotify, netflix, amazon prime, xbox live, ps+, sky (actually I do have sky), and multiple other subscription based shite, oh and a 900 quid phone that costs me 50 quid a month for the same data, calls and texts I get for 15 quid sim only.

I swear some people are fucking dense.

Are you a 'kill all the gays', 'Women back in the kitchen' tier ultra conservative?

Islam might be for you.

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I'll just leave this here.

>>I just can't seem to get ahead financially and save!
>*sips daily £7 starbucks latte*
this doesn't happen
stupid myth to bash the poor for something they don't even do.

*throws a cat at your bloody ugly face*

*bums the cat*

>7 degrees
wtf it's literally the middle of the year

10 days sober lads

behold, the supreme pinnacle of tv kino

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makes a nice change from last week

very tired so the computer screen looks all weird looks like its about about the size of a phone screen

at the end of the day, i can still post "doing a poo" on /brit/ so i don't care

Nick Griffin wants to become an immigrant to Hungary

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... swiping down like timmy ...
... man cat white like ruby ...

cant see a down side

>stupid myth to bash the poor

except it's mostly middle class people who do it sweety xxx

it's snowing again

hello eskimo

well exactly, blaming the poor for something the middle class do

*plays the bass*

Matthew 5:3 Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

ah yes the ol' six string bass

Don't blame the lad for getting his family out of this third world shithole.

*advocates for strengthening of basic social safety nets on your behalf*

passages like these were designed to keep peasants from getting unruly about their shitty lives

middle class uni grads on £25,000 who can't afford to live

... guitar selfie 26th June 2017 ...

>"When the real trouble begins with al-Queda and ISIS, that trickle's going to become a flood"

Bit doomsdayist, no?

>s.JD

bloody third worlders leaving and taking jobs abroad

They say syndicates of wizards have led a boycott of Imperial goods in the land of the Altmer.

NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE

Decent enough flat for a man who is a socialite to stuffed comfort toys.

BY THE NINE DIVINES STAY OFF THE ROADS

13,000 witches laid a curse upon President Donald Trump on the summer solstice

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Wagies better be getting ready for work or i won't be happy

>play oblivion for the first time
>choose serpent sign
>try power
>rage quit
wtf it didn't say it could only be used once a day

>it's a "there's hundreds of mothballed flats in greater manchester, just waiting to be refurbished/renovated and rented out" episode

ah yes, the so-called housing "crisis"

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The Altmer have powerful wizards. It could become a dangerous situation.

Do them al up and give them out to refugees for free I say. Come one and all.

I'm here only when I work, which is ironic because I have absolutely no social life as of right now.

>sjdavies

What do you want, Breton trash?

How is he so perfect lads?

>as of right now

Yanks? No, thanks!

>Housing London Workers in Manchester

You're a genius lad. Want to be Housing minister?

t. Theresa May

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would run her over with a minivan

well look here, looks like we've got ourselves a big guy

I was thinking of putting some homeless people in there on a socialised housing system until they get back on their feet

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We're on your side unlike this brown flush-it-downer.
I saw you somewhere in this video.
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>s. JD

im cold and hungry

Fuck off commie. We need to gentrify Outer London (the rest of the UK) in order for it all to be bought up by Vlad, Muhammed and Chang

stiff upper lip, there's a good lad

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enjoyed this immensely

need a rural american bf to go for drives with in the mountains

my upper lip isn't the only thing that's stiff ;)

think he'd take you out behind the shed and put a bullet in your brain before being seen with you in public

>le i'm depressed because I'm a little bit sad meme

ugh, why do normies have to ruin everything

The lads

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i'm 5'10" but i told my gf i was 6' when i met her and she still has no idea

I'm depressed because of decades of shit
I get by though

Morning /brit/.

Looks like the type of guy who is hooked on heroin from taking too many Oxy's.

>SJD

bit mean

did I give you permission to speak in my presence

This'll cheer you up.

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Upper lip is always stiff

soz dad

Great posts. As a Muslim I appreciate it.

Everyday, since the first minute of 9/11, it feels like we've been put into the spotlight and have to defend ourselves and our religion. Constantly. I've lost friends and acquaintances because of the demonization. I know people in more rural areas that were forbidden from taking pictures at their graduation. Seeing the double standards in the mainstream news is stressful because it's just so unjust. And it's like you said; the anti-Muslim and anti-Islam narrative has been used to justify illegal foreign invasions and wars and the curtailment of our civil liberties. Out of that, we get the restriction of internet freedom. The people who jumped onto the anti-Islam bandwagon merely played into the hands of the powers that sought to restrict our freedoms and invade other countries.

That was within a decade after 2001. Since the Arab Spring era and the rise of ISIS, and the mass popularization of anti-Muslim speakers, masquerading as intellectuals and experts on Islam, the tension has escalated dramatically, first in the US and now in Canada. For the first time ever in Canadian history, a peaceful and socially stable country like Canada, is now seeing on a regular basis hate groups protesting against Islam and Muslims in front of mosques, in front of malls, and at city centers. I just wonder what younger generations who will grow up in this environment will be like. These anti-Islam crowds have never experiences civil war and other forms of terrorism, and yet feel so threatened that they have taken up arms. If it takes that little to radicalize people, then imagine what it would be like in other countries that have experienced war. Now to blame terrorism on Islam is just silly.

never understood the point of listening to music in a language you can't understand

The black man is a God

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quite like the "come home white man" meme

>watching last week's queen's speech debate on C-SPAN
>Corbyn killing it with massive applause as usual
>May teetering as usual

Why are UK conservatives such massive cucks

nothing to come home to x

you have to go back

lies, /fit/ told me girls can sniff out a manlets

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i do, the voice becomes like an instrument. each language has its own spoken and sung meoldies too, unique to that way of vocalising.

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what is this image supposed to represent

This is terrible satire and it's neither funny nor accurate to something a muslim in the west would say.

I hate wasteful posting, if anything.

>S. Johnston denny

5'10" isn't manlet

Not that lad, and didn't listen to his post, but it's not about the lyrics, sometimes it's about the way it all comes together musically.

For example Sigur Ros (sp?) use a mix between English, Icelandic and made up words as instruments as opposed to lyric matter.

Or even take the Irish band My Bloody Valentine, they have English lyrics, but they are faded into the back as non-focus and add to the harmony.

less skin cancer risk I suppose